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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69150 on: April 26, 2017, 05:01:44 PM »
I am serious that we should trade Vargas right now. He's Vargasing pretty well right now, but what about when he Vargases right down the drain? We'd be completely Vargased in our Gordon.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69151 on: April 26, 2017, 05:02:50 PM »
#BornHuskerRaisedRoyalTho

I don't care if he was born on the damn 5th moon of jupiter. if he were kicking ass I'd be "HUSKER POWER"-ing all across the midwest.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69152 on: April 26, 2017, 05:03:48 PM »
I hate to say it but Cain train probably needs to leave the station. Bring us back some prospects. Choo choo Lorenzo. Choo choo 4ever

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69153 on: April 26, 2017, 05:04:16 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69154 on: April 26, 2017, 05:04:36 PM »
I'll keep watching that sex machine play LF. You all can keep hating and asking a guy to walk away from millions.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69155 on: April 26, 2017, 05:06:59 PM »
I hate to say it but Cain train probably needs to leave the station. Bring us back some prospects. Choo choo Lorenzo. Choo choo 4ever

i'm ready for Vargas. i'm not ready for lorenzo. i haven't seen him play in person in 2017 yet for crying out loud.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69156 on: April 26, 2017, 05:27:01 PM »
54 runs. Arizona leads MLB at 121. The next worst teams have 65. It's amazingly bad offense.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69157 on: April 26, 2017, 10:56:03 PM »
Gordon is overrated, always has been.  Strikeout machine.  Might as well stick Bubba Starling out there.

easy. his 2011 season might be the best non-George Brett season by a Royals player.

Ever heard of mike sweeney? 

Or Jermaine Dye or Kevin Seitzer or Lou Pinella or Hal McCrae or Frank White or Carlos Beltran or Johnny Damon or rough ridin' Chili Davis or Gary Gaetti for that matter?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69158 on: April 26, 2017, 10:57:54 PM »
Gordon is overrated, always has been.  Strikeout machine.  Might as well stick Bubba Starling out there.

easy. his 2011 season might be the best non-George Brett season by a Royals player.

i'd submit Carlos Beltran 2001 and Dean palmer 1998. 

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1. brett 1980 9.4
2. brett 1979 8.6
3. wilson 1980 8.4
4. brett 1985 8.3
5. brett 1977 7.6
5. porter (?) 1979 7.6
7. brett 1976 7.5
8. otis 1978 7.4
9. cain 2015 7.2
9. gordon 2011 7.2
9. mayberry 1975 7.2
12. gordon 2014 6.6
13. beltran 2001 6.4

dean palmer (?) is not in the top 50 by war, or the mocat name rankings (in which he places last, even after mike's weenie)

War is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) stat. Use real stats
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69159 on: April 26, 2017, 11:01:17 PM »
1999-2002 Mike Sweeny dwarfs Gordon

2000 .333/144/29. WAR- wgaf
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69160 on: April 26, 2017, 11:36:13 PM »
WAR is a way more effective/important stat than a slash line. 

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« Reply #69161 on: April 27, 2017, 09:14:12 AM »
Comparing WAR in 1980s baseball to WAR today is sort of pointless, though. There is no common baseline.

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« Reply #69162 on: April 27, 2017, 09:15:58 AM »
Comparing WAR in 1980s baseball to WAR today is sort of pointless, though. There is no common baseline.

well that's not really true. that's why sweeney's outrageous late 90s numbers don't get him much of a war boost. everyone was mashing in the late 90s.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69163 on: April 27, 2017, 09:58:07 AM »
1999-2002 Mike Sweeny dwarfs Gordon

2000 .333/144/29. WAR- wgaf

oh I'd take 2000 Sween dog over 2011 Gordon in a heartbeat on this current team.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69165 on: April 27, 2017, 01:52:09 PM »
Yard Sale!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69166 on: April 27, 2017, 01:58:23 PM »
Yup, give em a deadline or sell baby sell
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69167 on: April 27, 2017, 09:45:34 PM »
With all their bad offensive numbers, the thing that troubles me the most is this....
Cain and Moose have been great all year. Salvy was very good to start, now cooled off.
The other 7-8 guys that have gotten decent amount of playing time, none of them has even had a good 3-4 game stretch. They have all been poor or very poor all year

Things look gloomy. We play 16 of 20 at home. If this team is every gonna show any moxie, it's right now. Go 13-7 and get to 20-21 by the 1/4 mark of the 2017 season.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69168 on: April 27, 2017, 10:01:28 PM »
WAR is a way more effective/important stat than a slash line.

WAR is the retardiest psuedo-stat ever created. If you had the slightest idea how it was calculated you'd understand how foolish you slash line slam was.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69169 on: April 27, 2017, 10:12:12 PM »
Comparing WAR in 1980s baseball to WAR today is sort of pointless, though. There is no common baseline.

well that's not really true. that's why sweeney's outrageous late 90s numbers don't get him much of a war boost. everyone was mashing in the late 90s.

You understand WAR is just an amalgamation of box scores, tzr (stupid Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)), and a completely arbitrary constant, right?

Like all they do is is reprocess the box score against a league average.

It's rough ridin' idiotic. The guy who finished top 10 in ba in one season was a top 10 hitter that season, you don't need war to figure that out.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69170 on: April 28, 2017, 12:20:18 PM »
Royals reign as kings of KC has come to a close IMO

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69171 on: April 28, 2017, 12:48:55 PM »
oh wooooooww

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69172 on: April 28, 2017, 12:49:38 PM »
oh wooooooww

they'll still be my main squeeze, but I think this town is going to be a Chiefs town again.

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69174 on: April 28, 2017, 12:55:03 PM »
remember when CF3 had like the worst day ever at the parade?  :lol: