With the recent news of Dr. Sheahon Zenger's (likely illegal) termination as Athletic Director at the University of Kansas, it begs the question "When will Dr. Z come home?"
The answer?
THE SOONER THE BETTER!
I think there are probably zero positions that Dr. Z is unqualified to occupy at the Kansas State University. I would like to recommend Dr. Z as President of the Alumni Association. That's where I think he could have the most impact right away. I would also bestow him with the title of "Athletic Director in Waiting." The current AD needs to be given one more year to prove his does absolutely nothing. Upon final and indisputable confirmation that he is worthless, we can replace the current AD with Dr. Z, and then backfill the Presidency of the Alumni Association with Native Kansan, Manny Dies.