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BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« on: May 21, 2018, 03:07:04 PM »
With the recent news of Dr. Sheahon Zenger's (likely illegal) termination as Athletic Director at the University of Kansas, it begs the question "When will Dr. Z come home?"

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THE SOONER THE BETTER!

I think there are probably zero positions that Dr. Z is unqualified to occupy at the Kansas State University.  I would like to recommend Dr. Z as President of the Alumni Association.  That's where I think he could have the most impact right away.  I would also bestow him with the title of "Athletic Director in Waiting."  The current AD needs to be given one more year to prove his does absolutely nothing.  Upon final and indisputable confirmation that he is worthless, we can replace the current AD with Dr. Z, and then backfill the Presidency of the Alumni Association with Native Kansan, Manny Dies.


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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2018, 03:12:47 PM »
I like the ADIW title for my guy Zenger

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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2018, 03:15:04 PM »
Wow, Zenger in, Button Renz out.  Win-win.

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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2018, 03:23:26 PM »
Are there any cases of former spies coming back to the US and taking a high level position in the CIA? That's what we're talking about here, correct?

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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2018, 05:18:23 PM »
He could be a 3rd level flunky at KSU, and have more prestige than as KU AD.

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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2018, 06:19:25 PM »
We welcome home our gallant hero:  Cheyenne Zulu!


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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2018, 06:53:40 PM »
He was really close to completing his mission too, but it was a tough road.
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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2018, 07:07:45 PM »
 I bet quits sports altogether after that loser fest

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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2018, 07:18:02 PM »
Pass.

He needs to go to a D-II or D-IAA school to rehabilitate himself.

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Re: BRING DOCTOR SHEAHON ZENGER HOME!
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2018, 06:00:17 AM »
KU will rue the day they fired Dr. Zinger.