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Offline Willard

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I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« on: April 05, 2017, 09:24:18 PM »
He says they pay more for booze than this site generates in income. Not sure what he was talking about...oh and he refers to this site as EPAW. After saying EPAW, he laughs until he goes into this contorted laughing fit. I sense maybe things aren't going so well at gpc.


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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2017, 09:29:10 PM »
With ray gun gone and d Scott sober I doubt they spend much on booze at all.
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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2017, 09:48:44 PM »
In a non shocking turn of events, a free message board that makes no attempt to monetize itself does not generate much income. Film at eleven.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2017, 09:48:45 PM »
I have a copyright on EPAW. Trim better fix this crap asap.


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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2017, 09:58:23 PM »
I have a copyright on EPAW. Trim better fix this crap asap.


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I don't imagine Noel Schultz would take to kindly to copying her idea.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2017, 09:59:31 PM »
I have a copyright on EPAW. Trim better fix this crap asap.


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I don't imagine Noel Schultz would take to kindly to copying her idea.

The official pet of goEMAW is a pony named EPAW. This crap won't stand.


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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2017, 11:27:46 PM »
He still has alcohol in the office when his only full time employee is a recovering alcoholic? Scumbag.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2017, 11:36:20 PM »
Yeah. Pretty mumped up. I hope D. Scott works from home.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2017, 11:26:46 AM »
In a non shocking turn of events, a free message board that makes no attempt to monetize itself does not generate much income. Film at eleven.

wait, so what am i being charged $19.95 a month for?

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2017, 11:31:50 AM »
Butthole tax
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2017, 11:41:28 AM »
In a non shocking turn of events, a free message board that makes no attempt to monetize itself does not generate much income. Film at eleven.

wait, so what am i being charged $19.95 a month for?

Not been getting your monthly :katpak: ?

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2017, 12:10:49 PM »
In a non shocking turn of events, a free message board that makes no attempt to monetize itself does not generate much income. Film at eleven.


LOL, I guess Fitz has not figured out that we give zero fucks about making any money. 

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2017, 12:11:55 PM »
In a non shocking turn of events, a free message board that makes no attempt to monetize itself does not generate much income. Film at eleven.


LOL, I guess Fitz has not figured out that we give zero fucks about making any money. 

in his fat yet feeble mind it's a win over us


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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2017, 12:13:25 PM »
I mean, we are not his competitors.  WE DO NOT AGREE TO BE ENEMIES, FITZ.  WE LOVE YOU, AND THOSE ARE OUR FEELINGS, AND WE GET TO FEEL OUR OWN FEELINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE OURS!

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2017, 12:20:15 PM »
I wonder if he has imaginary contests with other aspects of his life?  Like, does he slam his beer and then boast that he was the victor in a beer chugging contest with a stranger across the bar, who was facing the opposite direction drinking a Pepsi?

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2017, 12:32:25 PM »
Champion of disgusting tweets about Holly Rowe
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2017, 12:52:44 PM »
he's obviously had an eating contest versus the world and won it


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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2017, 12:53:17 PM »
we're not to the revenue generating portion of our business plan yet. these things take time if you want to do them right.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2017, 12:54:34 PM »
sure, we could have rushed this thing and started generating hundreds of thousands of dollars in income each year but where would that leave us? amateur hour.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2017, 01:01:03 PM »
we're not to the revenue generating portion of our business plan yet. these things take time if you want to do them right.
Better hurry. Only got 4 more years according to Beems.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2017, 01:05:34 PM »
champion of hosting swimsuit competitions that no one comes to

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2017, 01:07:11 PM »
I'm always good with whatever income numbers and stuff the accountant says are best.  How much Fitz drank in D.Scott's not-quite-as-fat-as-it-used-to-be face isn't part of that math, afaik.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2017, 01:07:35 PM »
champion of hosting swimsuit competitions that no one comes to
He really doesn't want to have potential witnesses there.

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Re: I actually talked to THE Fitz today
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2017, 01:09:09 PM »
champion of hosting swimsuit competitions that no one comes to

The best thing to come of all that was us drunkenly saying "please consider" about everything at that royals game BSAC hooked up.