LOL TRUMP

[cfbandyman]

Not really lol Trump, and not really lol in terms of how shitty those fires out in western ks are, but this getting your teeth kicked in checks all the boxes:

Beyond the toll of the fire, a frustration also crops up in conversation after conversation. Ranchers said they felt overlooked amid the tumult in Washington, and were underwhelmed by the response of a new president who had won their support in part by promising to champion America’s “forgotten men and women.”

“This is the country that elected Donald Drumpf,” said Garth Gardiner, driving a pickup across the 48,000-acre Angus beef ranch he runs with his two brothers. They lost about 500 cows in the fires. “I think he’d be doing himself a favor to come out and visit us.”

Dawn over the charred landscape in the hills outside Ashland, where wildfires destroyed vast stretches of ranch land.

Mr. Gardiner voted for Mr. Drumpf, and said he just wanted to hear a presidential mention of the fires amid Mr. Drumpf’s tweets about the rapper Snoop Dogg, the East Coast blizzard and the rudeness of the press corps.

“Two sentences would go a long way,” Mr. Gardiner said.

Like Trump's ass gives a crap about them. But vote him cause he fights for us little guys!

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/20/us/burying-their-cattle-ranchers-call-wildfires-our-hurricane-katrina.html

[williamthewildcat]

Garth is no little guy. He's on that farm bill teet ...umm bigly.

[michigancat]

https://twitter.com/JustSchmeltzer/status/845970445363023874

[Tobias]

germany is gonna pay for the wall instead

[wetwillie]

Man I'd love to see that fake bill. 

[cfbandyman]

Garth is no little guy. He's on that farm bill teet ...umm bigly.

This is true, most farmers are living well on the government tit

[sys]

i love these kinds of stories too.

At the highest levels of the West Wing, the mood has grown so tense that staffers have begun calling up reporters inquiring whether other senior aides are leaking damaging information about them.

"The various warring fiefdoms and camps within the White House are constantly changing and are so vast and complicated in their nature,” said one former Trump campaign aide, “that there is no amount of reporting that could accurately describe the subterfuge, animosity and finger-pointing that is currently happening within the ranks of the senior staff."

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-blame-agenda-stalls-236508

[chum1]

https://twitter.com/JustSchmeltzer/status/845970445363023874

https://twitter.com/Indira_L/status/846028528193884160

[star seed 7]

Rofl, no wonder he was so butthurt after the meeting

[michigancat]

Rofl, no wonder he was so butthurt after the meeting

Merkel probably laughed out loud

[Dugout DickStone]

he got s'backed by a lady

[Brock Landers]

Trump is working in the NATO collections department?  Sad.

[Dugout DickStone]

Trump is working in the NATO collections department?  Sad.

Of all the people to be trying to collect a debt...

[star seed 7]

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/11/25/us/politics/in-renovation-of-golf-club-donald-trump-also-dressed-up-history.html

“Write your story the way you want to write it,” Mr. Trump said finally, when pressed unsuccessfully for anything that could corroborate his claim. “You don’t have to talk to anybody. It doesn’t make any difference. But many people were shot. It makes sense.”

[sys]

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/845386061949915142

[Rage Against the McKee]

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/11/25/us/politics/in-renovation-of-golf-club-donald-trump-also-dressed-up-history.html

“Write your story the way you want to write it,” Mr. Trump said finally, when pressed unsuccessfully for anything that could corroborate his claim. “You don’t have to talk to anybody. It doesn’t make any difference. But many people were shot. It makes sense.”

“That was a prime site for river crossings,” Mr. Trump said. “So, if people are crossing the river, and you happen to be in a civil war, I would say that people were shot — a lot of them.”

Simply amazing.

[star seed 7]

I liked how many expert historians have personally told him about the bloody river but he doesn't remember any of their names

[Rage Against the McKee]

I liked how many expert historians have personally told him about the bloody river but he doesn't remember any of their names

Then he said that they actually didn't tell him personally, but they told people that work for him.

[cfbandyman]

I liked how many expert historians have personally told him about the bloody river but he doesn't remember any of their names

Then he said that they actually didn't tell him personally, but they told people that work for him.

It's definitely a good small case study into the lol of Trump.

-Make a bold claim

-Be called out for said bold claim

-Call out those who called out your bold claim

-Be told it's bullshit based on facts

-Deflect to other people "this is what I was told"

-Be called for asking who those people are

-Double down on the deflection "I don't know, it was just people I've heard of through my people"

-Call him out for making crap up (again)

-Doesn't matter not a big deal close enough

Rise and repeat.

[Dugout DickStone]

That's a great lol

[star seed 7]

It just makes sense

[star seed 7]

Won't throw out the first pitch for the nationals because he's afraid of being boo'd

[mocat]

Won't throw out the first pitch for the nationals because he's afraid of being boo'd

remember when Bush threw out the first pitch after 9/11? stud

[Dugout DickStone]

Won't throw out the first pitch for the nationals because he's afraid of being boo'd

Pretty sure he's never thrown a baseball

[mocat]

Won't throw out the first pitch for the nationals because he's afraid of being boo'd

remember when Bush threw out the first pitch after 9/11? stud

^ wacky are you seeing this crap btw? ^