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Offline Benja

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2011, 05:40:07 PM »
Do what you oughter, be a squatter.


Don't be stupid, be a smarty: do more curls instead of party.


When in doubt: more pushups.


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« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2011, 05:43:26 PM »
Pain is weakness leaving the body.... but if it hurts too much, well, you should probably stop because you might be doing it wrong.

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« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2011, 05:44:03 PM »
Pain is temporary, debilitating weight room injuries last forever.

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« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2011, 06:05:02 PM »
"Do Something"

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« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2011, 06:10:25 PM »
"What are you looking at? Get going."

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« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2011, 08:02:43 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2011, 09:00:45 PM »
"Whatever You Do, pissclams Can Do It Better"


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« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2011, 09:20:14 PM »
Greg Marn(MHS Indian Flashback) once told me that by doing a certain type of situp you could increase your schlong size. So do those situps

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« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2011, 09:27:42 PM »
While you're in here working on your bench, your girl is riding some dude's face.

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« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2011, 09:52:43 PM »
"Wipe The Machines"

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« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2011, 10:35:01 PM »
eff it. let's go to five guys.

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« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2011, 10:39:59 PM »
"Lifting heavy objects will enable you to play football well for the KSU Q@S."

"You cannot reach your true potential unless you first change the potential energy of these weights."
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« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2011, 11:12:35 PM »
Greg Marn!   :surprised:


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« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2011, 11:24:08 PM »
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"You cannot reach your true potential unless you first change the potential energy of these weights."

goodness!  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2011, 11:50:54 PM »
Excuses are the nails that built the house of failure.

Are you working harder than Texas?
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2011, 12:33:50 AM »
Take any fortune cookie fortune and embellish it.  A few examples:

If you want the rainbow, you must to put up with the rain...in the weight room.

The first step to better times is to imagine them...and more pushups.

Any rough times are behind you...don't bend over.

You are talented in many ways...too bad none of them are football.

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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2011, 01:11:08 AM »
"Here is a thought: winning is hard!!! If it was easy who would ever lose? Quitting is easy" - FrankMartinKSU

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2011, 09:47:57 AM »
Lift your weights.  But, please, BE CAREFUL!!!
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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2011, 10:43:02 AM »
Let's go have a dip in coach's office.

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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2011, 11:18:23 AM »
"Win the North" :lol:

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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2011, 11:19:29 AM »
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2011, 03:06:31 PM »
"Please, do work by accelerating these heavy masses over a given distance."

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« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2011, 03:35:26 PM »
F=M x A
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2011, 04:09:57 PM »
BELIEVE!

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2011, 04:10:50 PM »
power in x efficiency = power out