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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #150 on: January 25, 2017, 07:41:49 AM »
Heh.

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #151 on: February 01, 2017, 10:36:09 AM »
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-weightlifting-poems-will-get-you-pumped-2608

I'm not sure whether to thank you for this link or not.  After reading the poems, I gave them to one of my high school senior girls on the forensics squad noting I had found poetry for her to perform this year in competition.  I thought I was making a joke.

She breaks them out this weekend in competition.  I believe this one is what sold it to her.
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Reps become sets.
Sets become workouts.
In a far-off corner of the ocean a lobster
Scuttles into an undersea volcano on purpose.

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #152 on: June 17, 2017, 09:16:39 PM »

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #153 on: June 17, 2017, 10:36:39 PM »
 Ol' Kirby Hocutt on as a freshman

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #154 on: June 18, 2017, 01:41:21 AM »


lol @ projected maxes

but seriously i need that poster how do i get it.
also need the one from like 4 years later where marlon charles and the gang had a bunch of heavy-duty chains draped over their shoulders
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #155 on: June 18, 2017, 09:55:06 AM »
also need the one from like 4 years later where marlon charles and the gang had a bunch of heavy-duty chains draped over their shoulders
I think maybe you're off - i seem to remember the 2002 schedule poster having some cats draped in chains


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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #156 on: June 18, 2017, 06:02:15 PM »
Dlew, you're thinking of your Alice in Chains poster.
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #157 on: June 19, 2017, 07:22:38 PM »
Emo where did you see that poster at?

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #158 on: June 19, 2017, 07:43:21 PM »
Hi Tom, it was at a friend's house.

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #159 on: June 19, 2017, 08:26:25 PM »
also need the one from like 4 years later where marlon charles and the gang had a bunch of heavy-duty chains draped over their shoulders
I think maybe you're off - i seem to remember the 2002 schedule poster having some cats draped in chains

No, I remember looking at it in Ballards Sporting Goods when I was but a wee lil fatda
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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #160 on: June 19, 2017, 08:50:55 PM »


lol @ projected maxes

but seriously i need that poster how do i get it.
also need the one from like 4 years later where marlon charles and the gang had a bunch of heavy-duty chains draped over their shoulders

My nephew had one of these hanging in his room as a kid. 

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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #161 on: June 20, 2017, 06:56:01 AM »
The 2000 one was good


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Re: Weight Room Slogans
« Reply #162 on: June 22, 2017, 12:38:18 PM »
Those guise look like they could rip a whole stack of McGrowl Towels to shreds.