Author Topic: What is this spider? (Read 2329 times)

Kat Kid · « **on:** August 24, 2016, 08:40:06 PM »

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Kat Kid · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:40:50 PM »

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Kat Kid · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:41:17 PM »

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Kat Kid · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:41:32 PM »

It is big.

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Tobias · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:42:29 PM »

Kat Kid · « **Reply #5 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:45:01 PM »

I guess what I am asking is. . . should I pretend I didn't see it and stay safely inside my house or should I attempt to take the fight to it in the garage.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #6 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:45:29 PM »

I would definitely put shoes on. and take at least two weapons.

Tobias · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:46:36 PM »

is mrs kk not home? i have ms tobias on call for spider "removal" because i am an arachnid beta

The Big Train · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:46:56 PM »

Did it write "PRAY" on the wall above it

Kat Kid · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2016, 08:55:34 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on August 24, 2016, 08:46:56 PM

Did it write "PRAY" on the wall above it

I am going to go back out there. This menace must be dealt with.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:03:17 PM »

Kill it, but don't use fire. Blunt force trauma.

sys · « **Reply #11 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:05:05 PM »

a normal harmless spider. if you kill it, someday an arthropodlike alien will kill some of your numberless children.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #12 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:07:09 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 24, 2016, 09:05:05 PM

a normal harmless spider. if you kill it, someday an arthropodlike alien will kill some of your numberless children.

improbable.

kill the spider, kk. protect your family.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:07:42 PM »

I stepped in to the arena as the Hoplomachus, armed with only the point of a broom and a can of Raid.

I slayed the beast.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:08:27 PM »

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sys · « **Reply #15 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:09:10 PM »

maybe it won't be an alien. but you owe karma a life, it shall be collected.

The Big Train · « **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:10:06 PM »

Now scrap that thing off your floor and get it out of there. Eww!

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:11:00 PM »

drink it's blood, so that you become a man. Like Patrick Swayze made Charlie do in Red Dawn.

WOLVERINES!

Tobias · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:11:20 PM »

i use the "if it's brown, flush it down" method with kansas spiders. to counteract, i relocated a couple of tlb snakes to my garden again last night

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #19 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:11:47 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 24, 2016, 09:09:10 PM

maybe it won't be an alien. but you owe karma a life, it shall be collected.

sidebar: are you vegetarian?

The Big Train · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:13:46 PM »

I heard spiders can lay like 1000 eggs at a time so I would fire hose raid all over your garage to be safe

sys · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:18:22 PM »

Quote from: pmshead on August 24, 2016, 09:11:47 PM

Quote from: sys on August 24, 2016, 09:09:10 PM
maybe it won't be an alien. but you owe karma a life, it shall be collected.

sidebar: are you vegetarian?

of course not.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:20:53 PM »

Spiders dun bother me

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:29:16 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 24, 2016, 09:18:22 PM

Quote from: pmshead on August 24, 2016, 09:11:47 PM
Quote from: sys on August 24, 2016, 09:09:10 PM
maybe it won't be an alien. but you owe karma a life, it shall be collected.

sidebar: are you vegetarian?

of course not.

okay. are you against the killing of spiders in general? I would like to understand your viewpoint. i am curious, I suppose.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2016, 09:32:26 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on August 24, 2016, 09:20:53 PM

Spiders dun bother me

I leave them alone, usually. There are occasions where I am required to kill them.