Carson Coffman Master Thread

[CHONGS]

He runs the option like a rough ridin' pro

[felix rex]

Serious question: Is Carson better at football than Royalswild is at beer pong?

[OK_Cat]

Queso once again proves his haters wrong.  It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to be.

[hemmy]

Did Carson play a good game?

[Pendergast]

Yes, 1 TD running and 1 TD throwing is a good game for CCQ.

[ChiComCat]

Clearly the defense, DThomas, and everyone else won this game in spite of Carsy with their stellar performances.

[ChiComCat]

Q: What goes good with Queso?

A:

 

Last time a QB led us to a 4-0 start, we went to the Fiesta Bowl.
 

[Dugout DickStone]

queso makes me weak in the knees.

[felix rex]

Clearly the defense, DThomas, and everyone else won this game in spite of Carsy with their stellar performances.

lol

[felix rex]

I can't wait for Daris to get back.

[Panjandrum]

Queso once again proves his haters wrong.  It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to be.

He had a good fourth quarter and hit a few key passes when it counted.  Gotta give him credit for that.

Would have liked to see that kind of production in the first three quarters, but whatever.

[mcmwcat]

ccccq (carson CLUTCH coffman con queso)

[hemmy]

Defense only gave up 13 pts

[felix rex]

Queso once again proves his haters wrong.  It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to be.

He had a good fourth quarter and hit a few key passes when it counted.  Gotta give him credit for that.

Would have liked to see that kind of production in the first three quarters, but whatever.

Isn't it hilarious how low our standards/expectations are for the QB position?

[ChiComCat]

Defense only gave up 13 pts

SO THANK GOD CARSY SCORED 14

[KSUTOMMY]

Yes, 1 TD running and 1 TD throwing is a good game for CCQ.

A good game for queso is a ho-hum day for an actual D1A QB... soooo, he still played like $h!t. Dude had what 4 plays that gave us some kind of production? He sucks donkey dicks.

GO TEAM Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!


^^^ TEAM Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ^^^

[wetwillie]

11/22 189 yards 1 TD 1 INT  7 carries for 10 yards 1 TD    AND A WIN

If you hold this one high, you are going to have to carry the next one too no matter how bad it smells.

I'm sure that you will agree that the benchmark for CCQ should be the performance of a first round draft pick against the next defense he will see

Jake Locker 4/20 71 YDS  1TD 2 INT

[CNS]

   <---Jake Locker when thinking about CCQ putting up better stats against Nubb.

   <---Locker's draft stock if it happens

[CrushNasty]

 

http://espn.go.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/17935/coffman-drive-of-the-year-gives-wildcats-win

[ChiComCat]

http://espn.go.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/17935/coffman-drive-of-the-year-gives-wildcats-win

DRIVE OF THE GODDAMN YEAR!

Its good to be big time fellas.  Be sure to thank Carsy next time you see him 

[OK_Cat]

Grumblings that Queso is getting laid tonight

[Panjandrum]

Queso once again proves his haters wrong.  It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to be.

He had a good fourth quarter and hit a few key passes when it counted.  Gotta give him credit for that.

Would have liked to see that kind of production in the first three quarters, but whatever.

Isn't it hilarious how low our standards/expectations are for the QB position?

I'm content if the QB play isn't so bad that I want to jab at my eyes with a fork.

If the fourth quarter wouldn't have happened, I may have done that.  But Carson saved the day.

[felix rex]

Queso once again proves his haters wrong.  It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to be.

He had a good fourth quarter and hit a few key passes when it counted.  Gotta give him credit for that.

Would have liked to see that kind of production in the first three quarters, but whatever.

Isn't it hilarious how low our standards/expectations are for the QB position?

I'm content if the QB play isn't so bad that I want to jab at my eyes with a fork.

If the fourth quarter wouldn't have happened, I may have done that.  But Carson saved the day.

I know. My Coffman hate was at cat-scratch fever pitch at halftime. But when the guy actually completes 3 passes to wide open receivers, we completely forgive him.

[ksudrew]

Yes, 1 TD running and 1 TD throwing is a good game for CCQ.

A good game for queso is a ho-hum day for an actual D1A QB... soooo, he still played like $h!t. Dude had what 4 plays that gave us some kind of production? He sucks donkey dicks.

GO TEAM Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!


^^^ TEAM Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ^^^

which one are you?  my guess - the one in the middle

[CNS]

Queso once again proves his haters wrong.  It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to be.

He had a good fourth quarter and hit a few key passes when it counted.  Gotta give him credit for that.

Would have liked to see that kind of production in the first three quarters, but whatever.

Isn't it hilarious how low our standards/expectations are for the QB position?

I'm content if the QB play isn't so bad that I want to jab at my eyes with a fork.

If the fourth quarter wouldn't have happened, I may have done that.  But Carson saved the day.

I know. My Coffman hate was at cat-scratch fever pitch at halftime. But when the guy actually completes 3 passes to wide open receivers, we completely forgive him.

couple of those could have been completed by any kid who has ever been associated with the game of football.   No props for a shitty player doing his job every once in a while.