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Jake Waters: A Haiku
« on: July 23, 2014, 01:48:47 AM »
Where the Council bluffs,
lo!  Arise from the cornfields!
St. Albert blessed thee.

Go forth!  The wizard,
prepares patiently, waiting -
Made a place for you.

Strike hard, Strike quickly!
Silence those jesters of sport!
The perfect season...


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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2014, 06:13:06 AM »
HUGE poetry board

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2014, 06:17:59 AM »

HUGE poetry board
not 5-7-5


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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2014, 07:39:01 AM »
fresh from bed or not.
you are sds.com,
it is 5 o'clock.

unshaven yet clean
you throw a perfect spiral
touchdown cats go cats

the flood plain bore you
our purveyor of spirals
and systems.com


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2014, 07:51:50 AM »
the hair on your wings
never seems to stop growing
locks of a legend


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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2014, 07:55:27 AM »
hey oklahoma
jake is in dallas texas
killing your womenz





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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2014, 08:48:40 AM »
What shall thou call him?
Why, thy name before all names
Armhair Quarterback

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2014, 08:52:14 AM »
Shaving is for girls
To Rusty's Outback we go
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2014, 09:12:35 AM »

don't be a monstarr
holler back for the tune squad
bring the thunder dunk
i got a laptop now

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2014, 09:14:39 AM »
total perfection
goEMAW's number one film
jerry macgwire
i got a laptop now

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2014, 09:24:49 AM »
Whatcha lookin' at?
Girl, my eyes are way up here.
Don't stare at the hair.

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2014, 09:50:54 AM »
hey oklahoma
jake is in dallas texas
killing your womenz





:thumbs:  Must be the bowtie.
@mikec2w

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2014, 09:57:21 AM »
What shall thou call him?
Why, thy name before all names
Armhair Quarterback

 :D

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2014, 10:06:00 AM »
Wildcat Victory His
Birthright! Woolen arms proclaim:
A God Led Athlete

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2014, 11:11:32 AM »
on a tidal wave
he came, with a warning for
all: Beware the Hair

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2014, 11:38:08 AM »

HUGE poetry board
not 5-7-5


Gonna win 'em all!

Not 5-7-5,
Slobber writes, as he giggles.
Gonna win 'em all!

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2014, 11:49:53 AM »
Samson's arms know not
the feeling of deliver-
ing spirals: Armhair.

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2014, 01:24:15 PM »
touchdown touchdown touch
down touchdown touchdown touchdown
touchdown jake waters

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2014, 01:45:45 PM »
oh caterpillars
pets gone to another land
on jake water's brow

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2014, 01:49:53 PM »
oh caterpillars
pets gone to another land
on jake water's brow

 :lol:

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2014, 01:51:57 PM »


HUGE poetry board
not 5-7-5


Gonna win 'em all!

Not 5-7-5,
Slobber writes, as he giggles.
Gonna win 'em all!
First slobber haiku
What a special day it is!
Love me some Spracne


Gonna win 'em all!

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2014, 01:56:34 PM »
What shall thou call him?
Why, thy name before all names
Armhair Quarterback

 :D

still want a shirt fwiw

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2014, 02:01:29 PM »
           Pressing decision
throw, pass, win? Tuck and then run?
           eff it, 3 and out

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2014, 02:04:16 PM »
Daniel Sams is Gone
Does Jakey even lift bro?
Less Quarterback Draws


I give that a 2/10.

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Re: Jake Waters: A Haiku
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2014, 02:06:07 PM »
Block, Tackle, Catch, Throw
It's a simple game, you guys
Block, Tackle, Catch, Throw