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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #50 on: July 01, 2014, 09:37:32 AM »
The new logo married a girl with a kid and gets really tee'd off when the kid calls him "the new logo" instead of dad.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2014, 09:39:58 AM »
new logo once went on a date with steve dave....hasn't spoken with him since  :frown:

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2014, 09:40:13 AM »
The new logo goes to the club and hits on the hottest girl/guy there but always ends up taking home the ugly one with low self esteem at the end of the night.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2014, 09:42:27 AM »
The new logo is rooting for Belgium today.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2014, 09:44:34 AM »
The new logo carries around breath spray and uses it constantly, but it doesn't matter. It's breath still stinks because it drinks about 80 oz of Mountain Dew per day to wash down the Funyuns it munches on.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2014, 09:44:39 AM »
the new logo wears sunglasses indoors, and keeps taking them on and off because it's insecure on whether or not it should be wearing them.*

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #56 on: July 01, 2014, 09:47:12 AM »
The new logo wears a belt and suspenders simultaneously.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2014, 09:49:16 AM »
The new logo carries around a styrofoam cup to hold its tobacco spit.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2014, 09:50:09 AM »
The new logo carries around a styrofoam cup to hold its tobacco spit.

it is very hayseedy, very appropriate for this conference


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2014, 09:51:00 AM »
The new logo has a "Fear This" sticker on his Cutlass

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #60 on: July 01, 2014, 09:53:02 AM »
The new logo's other car is a Chevy Citation that can only be entered through the hatchback.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #61 on: July 01, 2014, 09:56:52 AM »
This logo has family dinners at Applebees.


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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #62 on: July 01, 2014, 09:57:22 AM »
The new logo spends $12k/year on hunting

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #63 on: July 01, 2014, 09:57:31 AM »
The new Big XII logo has the balls you dont and asked the girl out you always had a crush on and now you're jealous.
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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #64 on: July 01, 2014, 09:59:11 AM »
The new logo shows up to Chipotle with an assault rifle.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #65 on: July 01, 2014, 10:00:02 AM »
see that? yup, the new logo has a cell phone holster. handy for a quick draw to shoot out some texts.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #66 on: July 01, 2014, 10:02:06 AM »
see that? yup, the new logo has a cell phone holster. handy for a quick draw to shoot out some texts.

It also has a pistol holster, but it keeps that concealed until the time comes for it to stand its ground against some punk kid.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #67 on: July 01, 2014, 10:05:49 AM »
The New Logo had a rope beard in 2005, and currently wears wrist bands everywhere.


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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #68 on: July 01, 2014, 10:06:54 AM »
The new logo picks fights at bars because he thinks chicks love it.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #69 on: July 01, 2014, 10:07:26 AM »
the new logo has a barbed wire tat surrounding a ying yang sign

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #70 on: July 01, 2014, 10:07:27 AM »
Shaves his arms and strictly refers to them as guns.  Like everywhere and to everyone.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #71 on: July 01, 2014, 10:10:17 AM »
The New Logo had a rope beard in 2005, and currently wears wrist bands everywhere.

Parachute cord wrist bands right?

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #72 on: July 01, 2014, 10:10:22 AM »
the new logo tweets out pictures of the taco lucha special
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #73 on: July 01, 2014, 10:11:47 AM »
The New Logo had a rope beard in 2005, and currently wears wrist bands everywhere.

Parachute cord wrist bands right?

No like athletic sweatband thingys with huge Nike swooshes on them, and they are pushed like one third of the way up his forearms.

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Re: Big 12 Logo
« Reply #74 on: July 01, 2014, 10:14:30 AM »
Meh