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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2014, 02:28:57 AM »
Auburn is probably going to kick the rough ridin' crap out of us.  They will eat waters alive.

Maybe sams will save us
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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2014, 08:58:19 AM »
Auburn is probably going to kick the rough ridin' crap out of us.  They will eat waters alive.

Maybe sams will save us

Nick Marshall is just a poor man's DSams, and Sams isn't even our starter.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2014, 11:08:03 AM »
As an afterthought...shouldn't we name something after Robert?
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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2014, 11:21:07 AM »
nick marshall is going to run past our defense like they're standing still

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2014, 11:50:58 AM »
nick marshall is going to run past our defense like they're standing still

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2014, 11:56:14 AM »
nick marshall is going to run past our defense like they're standing still

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2014, 12:49:33 PM »
nick marshall is going to run past our defense like they're standing still

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2014, 12:52:03 PM »
he made florida state's defense look like a joke and they are better than us at literally every position.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2014, 01:09:58 PM »
Dvonta brings us nick marshall tackling experience.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2014, 01:23:26 PM »
Contain and scheme, contain and scheme. 

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2014, 09:34:35 PM »
Auburn has to replace nine starters from last years defense.  Several standees are already on the injured list after only 2 weeks of spring drills, several untested youngsters are being forced to step up, and one of War Eagles remaining starters is making a difficult transition from the SS to OLB.  They're desperate.
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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2014, 03:23:44 AM »
Auburn has to replace nine starters from last years defense.  Several standees are already on the injured list after only 2 weeks of spring drills, several untested youngsters are being forced to step up, and one of War Eagles remaining starters is making a difficult transition from the SS to OLB.  They're desperate.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2014, 08:56:39 AM »

Auburn has to replace nine starters from last years defense.  Several standees are already on the injured list after only 2 weeks of spring drills, several untested youngsters are being forced to step up, and one of War Eagles remaining starters is making a difficult transition from the SS to OLB.  They're desperate.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2014, 09:21:21 AM »
I bet they have at least 2 backups less talented then our starters, maybe even 3.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2014, 09:37:35 AM »
Auburn has to replace nine starters from last years defense.  Several standees are already on the injured list after only 2 weeks of spring drills, several untested youngsters are being forced to step up, and one of War Eagles remaining starters is making a difficult transition from the SS to OLB.  They're desperate.

i bet every single back up is better than our starters #ihopeyoudieofaidsmouseloser

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2014, 02:12:09 PM »
I bet they have at least 2 backups less talented then our starters, maybe even 3.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2014, 02:59:09 PM »
Auburn has to replace nine starters from last years defense.  Several standees are already on the injured list after only 2 weeks of spring drills, several untested youngsters are being forced to step up, and one of War Eagles remaining starters is making a difficult transition from the SS to OLB.  They're desperate.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2014, 01:45:41 PM »
Word on the streets is Nick Marshall is now a stud thrower.  We're in deep trouble u guys.  Jake will have a couple of nice throws and a bunch of 3 and outs and we'll lose by 3+ TDs.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2014, 02:48:06 PM »
Word on the street is Auburn's defense sucks this year.  :Woohoo:

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2014, 02:52:47 PM »
Word on the streets is Nick Marshall is now a stud thrower.  We're in deep trouble u guys.  Jake will have a couple of nice throws and a bunch of 3 and outs and we'll lose by 3+ TDs.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2014, 03:17:20 PM »
We should allow auburn to buy out of this game   We stand to gain nothing by playing them.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2014, 04:31:26 PM »
I would absolutely hate scheduling this game if either:

(a) I thought we would struggle to reach 6 wins this year, OR
(b) I thought we were legit contenders for a national title

As it were, I don't hate this game.  We're totally expected to lose (and the line will likely be around or greater than 10 points), and if we do, no big whoop because it doesn't affect the Dr. Pepper in the least.  But if we win -- welcome to exciting top 15 college football right out of the gate.


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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2014, 05:57:22 PM »
We should allow auburn to buy out of this game   We stand to gain nothing by playing them.

By making a statement like that you must elaborate. Or else you just look like an idiot.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2014, 07:29:41 PM »
I would absolutely hate scheduling this game if either:

(a) I thought we would struggle to reach 6 wins this year, OR
(b) I thought we were legit contenders for a national title

As it were, I don't hate this game.  We're totally expected to lose (and the line will likely be around or greater than 10 points), and if we do, no big whoop because it doesn't affect the Dr. Pepper in the least.  But if we win -- welcome to exciting top 15 college football right out of the gate.

The oddsmakers know this is a more evenly matched game than the betting public.  With the way ESPN pimps the $EC, I think the the line will be 7.5-8 to open and all the $EC backers will take a bath.

It may end up closer to 10 by kick, but I doubt it opens there unless we crap the bed vs ISU.  Most people fail to realize that prior to the bowl games, we would have been a 1 pt fave at home vs Auburn and a 2 pt dog in a neutral location... 


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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2014, 07:48:18 PM »
It will be fun to kick their ass and watch the national media act all surprised that bill has the gang running again.