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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #925 on: September 18, 2017, 05:58:36 PM »
It's Riley Gates. He's trying to get revenge for Ertz busting his balls on Twitter.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #926 on: September 18, 2017, 06:14:05 PM »
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #927 on: September 18, 2017, 07:11:17 PM »
Dang, I got "your mommed". Ouch.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #928 on: September 18, 2017, 07:12:11 PM »
I have to admit I got alittle keyed up when he called Ertz a pu$$y.  He got me pretty good.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #929 on: September 18, 2017, 07:19:10 PM »
how does a pu$$y and a p*ssy differ?
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #930 on: September 18, 2017, 07:22:44 PM »
how does a pu$$y and a p*ssy differ?
One costs more.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #931 on: September 18, 2017, 07:53:00 PM »
Dang, I got "your mommed". Ouch.

No I got your mom. She's the itch that keeps on itching. DB.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #932 on: September 18, 2017, 08:05:42 PM »
Sounds more like you got herpes from your sister

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #933 on: September 18, 2017, 08:08:02 PM »
Sounds more like you got herpes from your sister

From your sister.  After she got 'big train'ed.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #934 on: September 18, 2017, 08:15:11 PM »
Oh great. Another Republicrat.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #935 on: September 18, 2017, 08:18:46 PM »
Look at his post count tho
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #936 on: September 18, 2017, 08:20:32 PM »
Look at his post count tho

10% of my posts happened today and 98% of yours are pure crap. What's your point?

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #937 on: September 18, 2017, 08:21:26 PM »
honestly, this board could use the zeal.  post more ksuchris2000
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #938 on: September 18, 2017, 08:22:47 PM »
Look at his post count tho
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #939 on: September 18, 2017, 08:23:21 PM »
I wouldn't call Ertz a pussy, but I will say confidently that he has peaked and isn't a guy who can take over games like elite quarterbacks.


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #940 on: September 18, 2017, 08:44:02 PM »
honestly, this board could use the zeal.  post more ksuchris2000

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #941 on: September 18, 2017, 08:44:16 PM »
unzip and they fall right in

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #943 on: September 19, 2017, 05:55:52 AM »
I wouldn't call Ertz a pussy, but I will say confidently that he has peaked and isn't a guy who can take over games like elite quarterbacks.


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You might be right but, he absolutely took over the Texas Bowl. He was awesome against OSU then Dana Dana'd up that fourth quarter. I do think he and the entire offense, get handcuffed when Dana gets tight and risk averse. When Mike and Ell were QBs the offense took many more chances and never tightened up. Ell was allowed to make mistakes and he made plenty of them. We all love Ell but his dog poo games gets completely glossed over, people treat him like Mike and he wasn't that.

The game against UT will be remembered as the game that Vince Young took over but Ell had an absolutely horror of a game that should look real familiar. 5-18, 89 yards, 2 INTs, 0 TDs, 17 rushes, 87 yards, 2 TDs; third game, senior year. That was his 32nd game as a QB, the Vandy game was Sisco's 16th where he had any significant playing time. Ell's 16th start with significant playing time was a home loss to UT, 17-14. 7-18, 102 yards, 1 TD, 26 rushes for 23 yes 23 yards; that's a horrific stat line.
Sidenote, since play calling is a significant topic right now; I have no idea who the OC was in 2002 but this game where Ell had 26 rushes for 23 yards, Darren only had 20 rushes for a mere 136 yards. What the hell were the coaches doing that game? :sdeek:

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #944 on: September 19, 2017, 10:50:03 AM »
Maybe Ell was making the wrong reads?

Little embarrassed for The Iowan for missing that crossing route late in the game, but it probably would have been dropped. 

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #945 on: September 19, 2017, 11:18:28 AM »
I need the zeal so just keep it coming

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #946 on: September 19, 2017, 01:34:10 PM »
I need the zeal so just keep it coming
DD, you hit it on the nail head!!!  IT'S THE ZEAL, YES IT'S THE ZEAL WE WERE LACKING IN THE VANDY GAME!  :driving:

P.S. Zealess games suck.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #947 on: September 30, 2017, 05:25:44 PM »
Ertz taking dives like a French soccer player has him firmly in bitch status, imho
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #948 on: September 30, 2017, 05:33:15 PM »
He's either hurt or taking coaches' advice. Either way, nothing to complain about. He's carrying this game.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #949 on: September 30, 2017, 05:43:18 PM »
Baylor's snapper is carrying the game.
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