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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #150 on: August 25, 2016, 08:46:14 AM »
Because Lockett, dummy.

I'd like to think having better receivers overall can have the same effect.

I mean Pringle is going to be really good, man.

Having more than one or two targets is definitely more dangerous than one Lockett and a Sexton. Didn't Coleman say something about this being our most solid receiving core in a long time or something?

think he said that about last years group nard dog

Pretty confident he was referring to:

2012 Iowa Gatorade Player of the Year

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I mean, I'm intrigued to see what we can do.  He has guys that can catch and run.  If he's got blockers and can stay healthy, I don't see why he can't at least equal Waters' output.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #151 on: August 25, 2016, 10:33:54 AM »
Well, I certainly hope I didn't say that I thought last year's receiving group would be better than 2014.  I mean, I guess I could have, but I don't think I did.

Sexton and Lockett were a good combo, but that was all we really had.  This year, we have Pringle, a more mature Burton, Zuber, Heath, etc.

It's a much more athletic WR group overall, and I think most everyone agrees that Pringle is a bad ass.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #152 on: August 25, 2016, 10:35:39 AM »
Literally none of those guys have done anything ever

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #153 on: August 25, 2016, 12:52:50 PM »
Literally none of those guys have done anything ever

It doesn't mean you can't do anything. Just means you have to prove it.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #154 on: August 25, 2016, 12:59:34 PM »
Yea, I'm sure our WRs have potential and hope they are a solid group, but in college I feel that one superstar receiver is better than 3-4 decent ones.  Pringle needs to be a star if we want to match the passing output of Waters/Lockett.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #155 on: August 31, 2016, 01:08:32 AM »
Set the K-State record in the shuttle run, faster than Bish, Ell, Darren, Frank Murphy, all the Locketts. Iowa that, bitches.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #156 on: August 31, 2016, 05:57:47 AM »
Maybe 6 knee surgeries ago.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #157 on: August 31, 2016, 10:10:11 AM »
Set the K-State record in the shuttle run, faster than Bish, Ell, Darren, Frank Murphy, all the Locketts. Iowa that, bitches.

Correction

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He was regarded as a pocket passer in recruiting profiles, but Borrison said the 6-foot-3, 205 pound Ertz — who broke K-State’s conditioning shuttle run time for quarterbacks — will surprise people with his all-around skills.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #158 on: August 31, 2016, 10:13:09 AM »
Set the K-State record in the shuttle run, faster than Bish, Ell, Darren, Frank Murphy, all the Locketts. Iowa that, bitches.

How did he not blow out his knee doing that?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #159 on: August 31, 2016, 10:14:26 AM »
that makes more sense. when my brain tried to picture him running a shuttle faster than any lockett it just responded with, "nah sd, that's make believe".

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #160 on: August 31, 2016, 10:17:19 AM »
It did not pass the sniff test, as they say.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #161 on: August 31, 2016, 10:18:39 AM »
If Ertz turns out to be a badass, I'm going to have to start believing SD's insider ppl don't know crap, and that makes me sad.  :frown: :cry:

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #162 on: August 31, 2016, 10:19:02 AM »
i would have corrected it immediately if i had read the full sentence. i assumed he went on to make the record QB shuttle time talking point.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #163 on: August 31, 2016, 10:22:46 AM »
If Ertz turns out to be a badass, I'm going to have to start believing SD's insider ppl don't know crap, and that makes me sad.  :frown: :cry:

Cross that bridge when he actually stays upright for more than 31 seconds

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #164 on: August 31, 2016, 10:23:45 AM »
Yeah, that's fair.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #165 on: August 31, 2016, 10:59:56 AM »
Intramural basketball champ. Bish's intramural team was trash. How was Collin's IM team? Huh? Thought so.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #166 on: August 31, 2016, 11:05:48 AM »
Intramural basketball champ. Bish's intramural team was trash. How was Collin's IM team? Huh? Thought so.

I believe Freeman's team won.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #167 on: August 31, 2016, 11:18:17 AM »
How is he with the ladies?  Any reports from campus?
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #168 on: August 31, 2016, 11:44:21 AM »
How is he with the ladies?  Any reports from campus?

His name is Mr. Touchdown so you do the math

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #169 on: August 31, 2016, 11:49:57 AM »
How is he with the ladies?  Any reports from campus?

His name is Mr. Touchdown so you do the math

Someone over heard him say:

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
All night long
Let me see that thong

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #170 on: August 31, 2016, 12:04:27 PM »
Well he needs to learn that song better.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #171 on: August 31, 2016, 12:05:32 PM »
Or maybe I'm misremembering. I thought it was baby move your butt butt butt. I think I'll sing it again

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #172 on: August 31, 2016, 12:57:27 PM »
Intramural basketball champ. Bish's intramural team was trash. How was Collin's IM team? Huh? Thought so.

I believe Freeman's team won.

Wasn't #LIFE's intramural bball team really good too?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #173 on: August 31, 2016, 02:25:24 PM »
Or maybe I'm misremembering. I thought it was baby move your butt butt butt. I think I'll sing it again

You're misremembering, kind of.. Both are in the song

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #174 on: August 31, 2016, 02:44:15 PM »
If Ertz turns out to be a badass, I'm going to have to start believing SD's insider ppl don't know crap, and that makes me sad.  :frown: :cry:

what did sd's insidery sources say abt jimmy?