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Title: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 11, 2014, 01:43:19 PM
Who is this super stud of scoops?  How does he get phones to answer?

Watched a powercat gameday segment yesterday, and was like, woah, who is this smooth talking bag of Idaho stud spuds? 
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 11, 2014, 01:45:54 PM
He started at the Wildcat 91.9.  :D
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 11, 2014, 01:46:49 PM
well, he's terrific and kicking a ton of ass
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: cas4ksu on August 11, 2014, 01:48:57 PM
He follows me on twitter.

I believe he favorited a tweet of mine about 2 years ago when I tweeted something along the lines of "how there is nothing quite like a bunch of 50 something year old moms with their daughters at a frat party taking straight shots of bartons."

He does a really good job covering the cats. Hope he sticks around for awhile.

Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Shooter Jones on August 11, 2014, 01:49:26 PM
pretty stud header on the twits.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 11, 2014, 01:50:43 PM
Also, he's on this board from time to time.  :peek:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 11, 2014, 01:52:52 PM
k-state should consider giving him Brian Smoller's job, if not Wyatt's, or we'll probably lose him to ESPN.  :frown:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 11, 2014, 01:52:59 PM
My guess is that the calls to coaches, recruits, etc., go something like this...

"Hello, (coach, recruit, etc) speaking.  May I ask who's calling?"

"It's ______________ from GoPowercat.  I have a few questions."

"Sorry, can't help you/no comment."

OR

"Hello, (coach, recruit, etc) speaking.  May I ask who's calling?"

"It's (anybody else from any other media outlet).  I have a few questions."

"Oh, hi!  How have you been and what would you like to know?"

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 11, 2014, 01:54:58 PM
BP, either start kissing JK's ass, or get the hell out of my thread!
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: steve dave on August 11, 2014, 01:59:00 PM
yeah, JK is my guy guys.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 11, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
Perhaps you missed the entire point of my post.

 :dubious:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Spracne on August 11, 2014, 01:59:53 PM
A pennie for the old guy
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 11, 2014, 02:00:31 PM
Perhaps you missed the entire point of my post.

 :dubious:

If your point was that your posts are awful, and you're ruining this thread, I think i got it.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on August 11, 2014, 02:06:40 PM
Perhaps you missed the entire point of my post.

 :dubious:

If your point was that your posts are awful, and you're ruining this thread, I think i got it.

That hurts, especially coming from somebody that is dumb enough to think the GPC sock is actually Fitz.

 :buh-bye:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: mocat on August 11, 2014, 02:07:57 PM
Brando got paid like $10 million to portray him for like, 10 minutes in a movie
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Trim on August 11, 2014, 02:54:20 PM
k-state should consider giving him Brian Smoller's job, if not Wyatt's, or we'll probably lose him to ESPN.  :frown:

Maybe luked, but Brian Smoller's new look is kind of terrifying.  Shaved head, thick beard, mouth that says stuff about women's hoops tickets.  Kurtz should at least do all the on-screen appearances in place of B-Smo.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Pete on August 11, 2014, 02:59:41 PM
By the way, we do NOT mean John Kurtz the Canadian Hockey player of the Norfolk Admirals.  The one we are talking about in this thread is a different John Kurtz.  I may be wrong, but he is prolly not the KC Wrongful Death Attorney either.   


Title: John Kurtz
Post by: Pete on August 11, 2014, 03:06:16 PM
OK, this is getting ridiculous.  It seems you cannot swing a dead cat on Google without hitting a John Kurtz. I assume OUR John Kurtz is not co-chair of a creditor rights and bankruptcy group, nor does he have a blossoming real estate biz in Charlottle.

Our John needs a name change.  Needs to cut through all this John Kurtz noise and really build his brand.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 11, 2014, 03:16:46 PM
Thanks for clarifying Pete.  Yes, our John Kurtz is just a great looking super stud emaw cats insider scoop artist.  He is not, I repeat not, the Feb 2003 "Kewpie of the Month".

Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: steve dave on August 11, 2014, 03:19:44 PM
he is a confirmed qt3.14159265 tho
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: MadCat on August 11, 2014, 03:20:12 PM
I will assume he is better-looking than the hockey John Kurtz since Google image search seems to have a ton of those it doesn't know what to do with.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 11, 2014, 03:20:45 PM
And before you guys ask, no OUR John Kurtz did not pass away on May 2nd, 2014 in Pennsylvania, he is very much alive and kicking loads of ass.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: kslim on August 11, 2014, 03:22:28 PM
ok just so i have this straight, our john kurtz is not the baseball player for the eureka college red devils?
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Trim on August 11, 2014, 03:23:10 PM
By the way, we do NOT mean John Kurtz the Canadian Hockey player of the Norfolk Admirals.  The one we are talking about in this thread is a different John Kurtz.  I may be wrong, but he is prolly not the KC Wrongful Death Attorney either.   

OK, this is getting ridiculous.  It seems you cannot swing a dead cat on Google without hitting a John Kurtz. I assume OUR John Kurtz is not co-chair of a creditor rights and bankruptcy group, nor does he have a blossoming real estate biz in Charlottle.

Our John needs a name change.  Needs to cut through all this John Kurtz noise and really build his brand.

Has anyone seen our John Kurtz and BSAC in the same place at the same time?
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Pete on August 11, 2014, 03:24:59 PM
This whole thing reminds me of that children's puppet movie called "Being John Malkovitch," but with John Kurtzes.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: MadCat on August 11, 2014, 03:26:01 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: kslim on August 11, 2014, 03:27:26 PM
was our john kurtz a worker for the naval surface warfare center? probably not but he is just stud enough to do something like that in his spare time
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: purplehaze on August 11, 2014, 03:33:41 PM
What's your guyses favorite thing about kurtz?? Mine is the silky smooth velvety radio voice but I also love his scoops. Oh I also like his mid range jumper, very underrated.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 11, 2014, 03:44:05 PM
He's just comfortable and natural in front of a microphone and camera, he has a gift.

Now, Admittedly, I've not listened to many broadcasters/radio personalities. But among those I've heard, Al Michaels is the only one that compares to John Kurtz.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: kslim on August 11, 2014, 03:45:43 PM
He's just comfortable and natural in front of a microphone and camera, he has a gift.

Now, Admittedly, I've not listened to many broadcasters/radio personalities. But among those I've heard, Al Michaels is the only one that compares to John Kurtz.
i was thinking a young keith jackson but pretty good comparo

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Pete on August 11, 2014, 03:45:53 PM
JOHN rough ridin' KURTZ, AMIRITE?!?
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: kslim on August 11, 2014, 03:46:40 PM
john dont make it hurtz kurtz!
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: star seed 7 on August 11, 2014, 06:01:27 PM
John "the secret weapon" Kurtz   :thumbs:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: MadCat on August 11, 2014, 11:33:50 PM
John "Jonkers" Kurtz
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Winters on August 12, 2014, 02:10:05 AM
John "the secret weapon" Kurtz   :thumbs:
absolute stud! whom I'm proud to call a friend/secret weapon  :emawkid:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: slobber on August 12, 2014, 04:46:09 AM

John "the secret weapon" Kurtz   :thumbs:
absolute stud! whom I'm proud to call a friend/secret weapon  :emawkid:
Winters is Kurtz
No way two young gE studs like them could actually be real. Must be the same guy.

I know somebody else mentioned Kurtz and BSOC, but Kurtz would have been younger than Son of Katkid when BSOC started posting.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: TownieCat on August 12, 2014, 08:07:40 AM
John "the secret weapon" Kurtz   :thumbs:
absolute stud! whom I'm proud to call a friend/secret weapon  :emawkid:

 :lol:
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on August 12, 2014, 08:21:57 AM
went to high school with john kurtz. he has been a stud from day 1 and im not surprised at all.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: cas4ksu on August 12, 2014, 08:23:37 AM
went to high school with john kurtz. he has been a stud from day 1 and im not surprised at all.

I bet he bullied you.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: meow meow on August 12, 2014, 08:36:13 AM
John Kurtz would never bully anyone you dork
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Pett on August 12, 2014, 11:44:11 AM
I believe he favorited a tweet of mine about 2 years ago when I tweeted something along the lines of "how there is nothing quite like a bunch of 50 something year old moms with their daughters at a frat party taking straight shots of bartons."
Probably because he banged a couple of those moms
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Mr Bread on August 12, 2014, 11:46:04 AM
Good one pett.  Ol' Kurtzie, he banged 'em alright!
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Mr Bread on August 12, 2014, 11:49:18 AM
He banged them all.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Mr Bread on August 12, 2014, 11:52:41 AM
You know the thing about the J-kurtzter is that when he tells a lady "just the tip?", he actually means just the rough ridin' tip.  Can you effing believe that?  He only gives 'em the tip!  I mean you simply do not find that kind of honesty and character anymore.  The rough ridin' restraint and self-control too.  Just does not exist.  Except our guy kurtz of course.  It's goddamned refreshing is what it is. 
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 12, 2014, 11:55:49 AM
I think you're talking about one of the other John Kurtz's, Bread.

 Sorry.
Title: Re: John Kurtz
Post by: Mr Bread on August 12, 2014, 11:58:00 AM
No, definitely the same guy.  Me, you, Pett, we're all on the same page here.