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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #200 on: March 16, 2016, 12:35:08 PM »
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When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #201 on: March 16, 2016, 12:41:50 PM »
thank god.  was away from technology and worried for a min there

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #202 on: March 16, 2016, 04:38:45 PM »
starting to see the benefits of underground

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #203 on: March 16, 2016, 06:57:33 PM »
ben ji is so rough ridin' talented!  :love:

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #204 on: March 18, 2016, 11:12:23 AM »
ben ji is so rough ridin' talented!  :love:

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #205 on: March 18, 2016, 11:36:16 AM »
Is this book going to be an auction item or will we just be able to buy copies at the door?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #207 on: April 15, 2016, 10:33:35 PM »
Chapter 13 "Lawrence Phillips Died"

Despite the early arrival of a warm spring breeze Sheriff Osborne could not relax. The state of Brownbackistan had been in constant turmoil since its creation over 9 months ago. He had lost one of his best blackshirts, Lawrence Phillips, when Dugout Dickstones men rescued Steve Dave from cow farmer Jenkins place. For the past two weeks he was right on SD’s trail but as soon as he arrived in McCook the trail had gone cold.

Now his shaking octogenarian hands held a telegram from Premier Brownback. 

His frail fingers creased the manila envelope.

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Sheriff Osbourne-

Let us forget our past failures. New intelligence from FSD points to rebel activity underground near Colby KS. My Brownshirts are monitoring radio traffic and believe a large concentration of known terrorists including the Ace of Spades(Dugout Dickstone), The Jack of Clubs(Wacky Cat), Queen of Hearts(Queen Winters) and your nemesis the King of Clubs(Steve Dave) are heading for the border.

Take your remaining men and stop them at all costs. I have removed 50 million from the University of Kansas Endowment fund to cover any costs you may incur.

Do Not Fail me!

In God We Trust,

Sam Brownback
Premier of Brownbackistan

"GREEN, MACKOVICA" Osborne shouted. "Round up the rest of the blackshirts, we're headed south"
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #208 on: April 16, 2016, 09:39:16 AM »
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #209 on: August 15, 2017, 04:16:33 PM »
When's this thing happening?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #210 on: August 15, 2017, 04:29:06 PM »
Can you guys take us with you? We have grain.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #211 on: August 15, 2017, 08:20:56 PM »
Hutchinson should be fine for a capitol.  use an old.grain elevator.  Trump could live in the salt mine.  Poor Internet down their.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #213 on: October 05, 2017, 12:53:02 PM »
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Re: Breaking up the United States
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #215 on: October 27, 2017, 06:13:46 AM »
I don’t think Boston would make my top 10.


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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #216 on: October 27, 2017, 07:15:45 AM »
I don’t think Boston would make my top 10.


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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #217 on: October 27, 2017, 08:03:24 AM »
West coast is the best coast
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #218 on: October 27, 2017, 08:11:54 AM »
I have never been to San Jose but

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #219 on: October 27, 2017, 12:47:56 PM »
San Jose is great mocat.
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #220 on: October 28, 2017, 04:40:38 AM »
This doesn't bode well for the Great Plains.  :frown:

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #221 on: October 28, 2017, 06:50:31 AM »
The only cool cities on that list are San Diego and NYC
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Re: Breaking up the United States
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #223 on: October 28, 2017, 09:39:48 PM »
San Jose is great mocat.
Was it like pretty much invented in the 50s tho? Gross

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #224 on: October 29, 2017, 01:26:30 PM »
I don’t think Boston would make my top 10.


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