No way women are ever fitting all the contents of their purses in a couple pant pockets.
I don't think you understand how purses work. First, you have a small purse (because NO POCKETS!) to carry the stuff you actually need. Then you have a little extra room so you add a few items. Then your husband keeps asking if you have ibuprofen so you add ibuprofen to the purse. Then your purse is stuffed full so you have to get a bigger purse, which means now there's more room for more stuff. Then when you go somewhere your husband asks you to put the car keys in your purse....etc....etc...etc....
....And then you end up with a big purse full of junk you don't need....when if your damn pants just had pockets in the first place, you wouldn't have even needed a purse to begin with!
