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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #75 on: June 02, 2016, 01:39:12 AM »
Man this kid/gorilla has created a bigger firestorm of dumb-fuckery than I could have ever imagined.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #76 on: June 02, 2016, 09:36:27 AM »
Gorilla dead.  Little boy alive.
Officials had to make a life or death situation.
Kid more important than a critter.
Trump, shoot the damn gorilla.  A leader.
Obama's spokesman.  It is a tragedy, but it is uncertain if the right thing was done.
Hilliary.  Refuses to hold a news conference to answer such a.question.

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #77 on: June 02, 2016, 09:41:23 AM »
What are Sanders's and Gary Johnson's thoughts on gorilla vs child?

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #78 on: June 02, 2016, 03:46:58 PM »
Gary Johnson - "If the gorilla had been allowed to smoke weed, he wouldn't have cared that the little boy was in his enclosure."


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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #79 on: June 02, 2016, 03:57:26 PM »
I am appalled at the waste of a good meat gorilla.  They should.have.processed it, and had a gorilla burger fry to raise money for a new man gorilla.

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #80 on: June 02, 2016, 05:59:42 PM »
Apparently the critter first crowd has found out the mother is black.  Racist comments from these nuts is shocking.  Of course black lives matter.guys are howling how white elites are more concerned about a damn gorilla.  What group will spin this next?' gun haters, tranzers, global warming, feminists?

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #82 on: June 03, 2016, 08:51:13 PM »
gorilla lives matter
MM, you cleaver SOB!
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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #84 on: June 07, 2016, 11:42:27 PM »
I still want.to know would Hillary shot the gorilla to save the kid.  Press ask her!!!

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #85 on: December 01, 2016, 06:20:32 AM »
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/uk-new-five-pound-bank-note-calls-animal-fat-replacement/
Apparently critters protectors on England are throwing a hissing fit because tallow is used to make UK's new plastic bills.  PETAers get real.  I imagine there are lots of processed critters in lots of things. 

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2016, 08:27:32 AM »
I have a kind of funny PETA story.  Here in Hutchinson we have prairie dog towns.  Lowe's was going to build a store where a pretty good sized prairie dog town was and PETA insisted we relocate the prairie dogs.  So they got a Vactor truck like what they use to clean out storm drains etc...  The first few times they used it some of the prairie dogs were getting killed because of the force of the suction slammed them into the back of truck cargo area.  So they had to modify the trucks and pad the inside of the truck to protect the prairie dogs.  Once the truck was full they were transported to Quivera Wildlife Refuge.  This is the best part, with in 3 weeks all the prairie dogs were wiped out by badgers and Coyotes.

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2016, 10:04:53 AM »
Moral of the story, don't allow a lowes to be built on prairie dog habitat

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #88 on: December 01, 2016, 10:12:48 AM »
Moral of the story, don't allow a lowes to be built on prairie dog habitat
  Meh, Lowe's is much more useful to the local economy and aesthetics than prairie dog towns. 

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #89 on: December 01, 2016, 10:31:57 AM »
Moral of the story, don't allow a lowes to be built on prairie dog habitat
  Meh, Lowe's is much more useful to the local economy and aesthetics than prairie dog towns.
The dirt rats south of HomeDepot are the worst.

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #90 on: December 01, 2016, 11:12:50 AM »
why would lowes give a crap what peta thought about their hutchinson location?
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #91 on: December 01, 2016, 11:20:39 AM »
was this the deal?  relocating animals is hard (for it to work), but it makes people feel good (and give me a job, sometimes).


http://www.catherinedold.com/portfolio/feature-articles/prairie-dogs/
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #92 on: December 01, 2016, 11:23:29 AM »
Moral of the story, don't allow a lowes to be built on prairie dog habitat
  Meh, Lowe's is much more useful to the local economy and aesthetics than prairie dog towns.

Oh, well in that case...

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #93 on: December 01, 2016, 11:31:08 AM »


 

would make a great plot for a movie where the evil Lowe's developer is James Woods and the prairie dogs are voiced by Chris Rock and Paulie Shore

Jonah Hill is the hapless vacu truck operator

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #94 on: December 01, 2016, 02:10:52 PM »
eff Lowes, islamaphobes.

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #95 on: December 01, 2016, 02:31:42 PM »
the local animal lover activist in her return to the screen, katherine Heigel

she falls for the Lowe's PR rep, played by Glenn from TWD

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #96 on: December 02, 2016, 09:25:56 AM »
Moral of the story, don't allow a lowes to be built on prairie dog habitat
  Meh, Lowe's is much more useful to the local economy and aesthetics than prairie dog towns.
The dirt rats south of HomeDepot are the worst.
True that.  I hate when the out of town people have to stop and drive slow to look at them or avoid running them over.

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #97 on: December 02, 2016, 02:48:48 PM »
Sorry Dickstone, but your movie idea sounds like a blatant ripoff of the masterpiece Hoot.


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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #98 on: December 07, 2016, 09:34:02 AM »
Owen Wilson comes to town half way through as a burn out activist who was convinced to come back for one last ride

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Re: PETArs are stupid squirrel dumb!!
« Reply #99 on: December 07, 2016, 09:35:13 AM »
Sorry Dickstone, but your movie idea sounds like a blatant ripoff of the masterpiece Hoot.



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