What is your morning routine?

[Saulbadguy]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I watch Saved by the Bell on TBS most mornings.   

[steve dave]

I pretty much do what Saul and the American Psycho guy do minus the crunches

[theswo]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

I usually spend most of my mornings returning videotapes

[OK_Cat]

any morning routine that doesn't involve a morning poop is a bogus routine.   

[Testy Westy]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Looks like you've got a situation there.

[ben ji]

any morning routine that doesn't involve a morning poop is a bogus routine.   

I reserve that for about 9 o'clock at work when the coffee kicks in

[Dugout DickStone]

message board my ass off.  Like always.

[Cire]

brush teeth

shower

shave

make coffee

eat breakfast

read newspaper headlines

watch news

go to work.


not a morning person.

[felix rex]

crap
shower/shave
make morning omelet/breakfast burrito
grab coffee and red bull
get on beltway before traffic hits

No time for newspapers or lackadaisical pooping. Out the door within 30-40 minutes of waking up. Got crap to do.

[Winters]

I always enjoy a nice irish spring shower
Some cookie crisp

[TBL]

crap
Shower
Shave
Smoke

[Cire]

can't believe all you guys that can take a crap right when you wake up.

[Winters]

can't believe all you guys that can take a crap right when you wake up.

Yeah I am more of a "Take a crap when I get home" kind of guy

[raquetcat]

can't believe all you guys that can take a crap right when you wake up.

Yeah I am more of a "Take a crap when I get home" kind of guy

+1

[felix rex]

can't believe all you guys that can take a crap right when you wake up.

lol

I have a 45 minute commute w/o traffic. I have to make sure that I time crap right (literally) so that I'm not in a bind (also literally) in case crap comes up in traffic (literal AND figurative).

[Jeffy]

Looks like Saul's'wife found his goEMAW account.

[Cire]

I poo in the morning but I've got to be awake have had breakfast and some coffee first.

[DQ12]

Morning routine:  crap, Shower, look for a ride to campus.

I crap as often as possible.  Why you ask?  Because it feels great, that's why.  Probably sit down 3 or 4 times on average per day.  I especially like my shits in the Union,  with the Collegian at my side (to see if I know anyone in the blotter) after my 12:30 class on MWF. 

This should be merged with underrated things.

[FP TC etc.]

love shitting.

never do it first thing in the morning, idk why.

Normally I wait until right after my first class. Really refreshing that way.

Don't know what I would do if I had back to back classes 

[pissclams]

saul, why did you quit your account @ ksufans last year?

[Saulbadguy]

saul, why did you quit your account @ ksufans last year?

[pissclams]

saul, why did you quit your account @ ksufans last year?

 

kcroyals.com just a better fit?

[Saulbadguy]

saul, why did you quit your account @ ksufans last year?

 

kcroyals.com just a better fit?

Well bub, why do you think i'm here, and only here?

[pissclams]

i don't know.  is it a secret?