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Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
« on: May 12, 2017, 08:50:53 PM »
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/n-man-pcp-busted-masturbating-van-lincoln-tunnel-article-1.3159660
Apparently the guy was high on PCP.  He stopped his vehicle in the Lincoln Tunnel, and started joyously having a right hand romance.  Police spotted him furiously wangerling his hoorah. big traffic jam.  Don't do drugs!!!!!&


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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 11:37:44 PM »
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/man_arrested_after_masturbatin.html
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2017, 11:41:38 PM »
People under the influence do awful things.

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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2018, 07:16:55 PM »
People under the influence do awful things.

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/naked-man-sex-car-police-shoot-taser-newton-kansas-a8335091.html
South Central Kansas going worldwide.  Great discovery?  Heroic tale? No. Druggie raping a car.

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Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2018, 07:48:48 PM »
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Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2018, 07:50:48 PM »
Reno how do you know the car didn't give explicit consent
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2018, 08:55:39 PM »
Reno how do you know the car didn't give explicit consent
Why would the car consent?  Maybe to an Audi, but to this nut.  How could he satisfy the car?
Either well endowed or small tailpipe.
This guy would not stop.  Just kept hunching the tailpipe. 
I hope they tazed his wallies.  Arresting officer said he was on some weird dope.
He likely burned his genitals.  Thanks to Obamacare he will get care I suppose.
Most likely this guy was a Democrat cast off who is a sexbot fiend.  Godless soul.
Maybe even a jayhole