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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2015, 09:22:27 AM »
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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2015, 09:30:44 AM »
98 Big XII champ game and Michael Bishop getting hit with a small range EMP blast. 


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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2015, 09:33:09 AM »
Cf3, go to youtube and you will find about a million proof videos with monotone voice over!

Flat earth nugget: Antarctica isn't a continent, it's a huge ice wall that holds the oceans in!!  :runaway:
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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2015, 09:36:19 AM »
Cf3, go to youtube and you will find about a million proof videos with monotone voice over!

Flat earth nugget: Antarctica isn't a continent, it's a huge ice wall that holds the oceans in!!  :runaway:

are these from the onion or something?

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2015, 09:36:21 AM »
9/11 was an inside job
Faking the moon landing
Anything that involves some secret society controlling all the hands of power and world events
Fluoride in water mind control
Thinking the government is out to get you like as if you're the center of their efforts to keep you down
Holocaust Deniers (not really a favorite i guess, just :sdeek: that it even exists)
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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2015, 09:38:33 AM »
Cf3, go to youtube and you will find about a million proof videos with monotone voice over!

Flat earth nugget: Antarctica isn't a continent, it's a huge ice wall that holds the oceans in!!  :runaway:

are these from the onion or something?

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2015, 09:47:45 AM »
p1k3 resurfacing after 6 months of inactivity to post in the conspiracy theory thread

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2015, 09:48:28 AM »

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I'm no more than a seasoned lurker now  :Lurk:

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2015, 09:51:25 AM »



Like even chemtrails (the govt is dosing us with chemicals or something put in commercial jet fuel) is plausible.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2015, 09:58:02 AM »



Like even chemtrails (the govt is dosing us with chemicals or something put in commercial jet fuel) is plausible.

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I mean, like it's physically possible.  But like obviously we have a crap ton of satellites and stuff and we know to a certainty the earth is round and stuff.  Like there is 0% chance the earth is flat.  But still like 0.0000000000001% chance chemtrails is real.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2015, 10:08:01 AM »
Satellites are fake
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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2015, 10:53:41 AM »
I enjoy the Rosicrucian ones.

Hell, I am fascinated by all of them.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2015, 03:00:04 PM »
I want to get into this "Hitler lived in South America for an extra 40 years" theory. It seems plausible, which makes any conspiracy a good conspiracy.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2015, 03:16:52 PM »
Why did Bergdahl really abandon his post?   He came out with a lame story today. Fox news Web is running a story showing pictures of him.  One is with a young nubile goat?   Is this a Taliban goat?   Did he have a unnatural thing for the goat?   Did global warming push him over the edge?

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2015, 03:17:26 PM »
Almost forgot the whole "GW stole the presidency"/Florida thing.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2015, 03:20:04 PM »
I love learning about conspiracy theories.  9/11 Truthers and Moon Landing Truthers have been a constant source of entertainment.  Watching JFK is one of my newer Thanksgiving weekend traditions.  Also, a brand new conspiracy theory was just brought to light today:

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2015, 03:43:21 PM »
Are aliens included in this? Or is it just known they exist because we're not small minded enough to think we're only ones that God let form in the universe.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2015, 04:03:46 PM »
Faking the moon landings is probably my favorite. It's fun to think about how that con could actually be pulled off.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2015, 04:17:39 PM »
I also think its interesting how politics comes into play.  What's a conspiracy theory for a lib is seen as crazy by a con and the other way around.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2015, 04:31:34 PM »
I also think its interesting how politics comes into play.  What's a conspiracy theory for a lib is seen as crazy by a con and the other way around.

I can kinda see that division for the Obama birth conspiracy and 9/11 conspiracy, but I wouldn't say anywhere close to a majority of conservatives believe the Obama thing, or that anywhere close to a majority of liberals believe the 9/11 thing (and yeah, I'm not putting a lot of stock in opinion polling on these "issues").

Other examples?
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2015, 04:39:51 PM »
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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2015, 04:40:27 PM »
Any conspiracy theory involving Freemasonry.


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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2015, 07:38:48 AM »
Any conspiracy theory involving Freemasonry.


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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2015, 08:36:55 AM »
Faking the moon landings is probably my favorite. It's fun to think about how that con could actually be pulled off.

My HS AP Physics teacher showed us one of those specials he recorded off Fox.  It had points like "the flag appears to wave here, but there is no wind on the moon."  He was genuinely distraught for a day or two.  He loved NASA and he was questioning his faith in them.  He is now in a high level leadership position at KSU Potytec.
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Re: Favorite conspiracy theory
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2015, 08:57:46 AM »
Do you think the population control chemtrails theorists and the weather control chemtrails theorists are racist against each other?