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Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« on: December 07, 2015, 10:52:54 AM »
Drudge is reporting that doctors plan to do penis transplants supposedly for injured troops.  This has to be stopped before it mushrooms into an unethical morass.  God gave a man a penis for his wife to enjoy and use.  Not to pass it on to someone else to defile it.  What is next?   What if a devote Christian doesn't want to have his weasel going to an alternative lifestyle guy?   Once donated, it ain't yours.   Please Obama stop this.   This is not fair to women also!


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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2015, 10:55:23 AM »
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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2015, 11:06:51 AM »
God gave man a penis for his wife to enjoy
:adios:

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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2015, 11:32:56 AM »
My favorite renocat post so far.

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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2015, 11:40:16 AM »

God gave man a penis for his wife to enjoy
and use!


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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2017, 01:10:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/931528387323224064

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One nice thing about teddy bears is that if your dog tears the head off of your child’s favorite one, you can just sew it back on. But you don’t proclaim your achievement a “wild success”—rather, you say, “here, I have fixed your lifeless play-thing.”

Do you parents really say that to your kid?

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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2017, 01:24:58 PM »
Screw that pithy article. Gotta take some risks to get ahead...

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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2017, 02:11:40 PM »
https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/931528387323224064

I think that for any transplant, if the patient receiving the transplant is dead after the operation, I would not call it a success.

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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2017, 03:25:16 PM »
I would suppose the carcass would still be warm and usable.  I would likely get the body from some Jihadisti guy.  This all ain't right.  God expects us to croak in due time.  I don't want some old summer using my body to ravage women, or worse such as livestock.  I can see arguments.  No I will use my head and your body.  Like hell, you have it backwards.

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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2017, 07:35:46 PM »
If such a procedure were successful, the person would have the mind of the head, right? So then shouldn't this be referred to as a body transplant?

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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2017, 04:54:39 AM »
Screw that pithy article. Gotta take some risks to get ahead...

ha, ha

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Re: Weasel transplants are abhorrent and an affront to God
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2018, 05:32:27 PM »
Why aren't you guys talking about the sucessful penis transplant?