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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1025 on: October 07, 2017, 05:55:13 PM »
His knee. 


He trippin' so much, fans gonna begin to think he done fell off!

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« Reply #1026 on: October 07, 2017, 10:43:01 PM »
Wondering if MIR will have the stones to admit that #HisGuy kinda stinx
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1027 on: October 07, 2017, 10:47:17 PM »
Wondering if MIR will have the stones to admit that #HisGuy kinda stinx

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1028 on: October 07, 2017, 10:48:03 PM »
Ertz is about on par with carson coffman


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1029 on: October 07, 2017, 10:49:26 PM »
Ertz is about on par with carson coffman


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I could agree with this. 




If I were an idiot.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1030 on: October 07, 2017, 10:52:45 PM »
Wondering if MIR will have the stones to admit that #HisGuy kinda stinx

I'll have a conversation about this if you're actually interested.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1031 on: October 07, 2017, 10:54:53 PM »
Wondering if MIR will have the stones to admit that #HisGuy kinda stinx

I'll have a conversation about this if you're actually interested.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1032 on: October 10, 2017, 01:18:54 PM »
Ertz is what he looks like, a hit away from being taken out of the game

Interesting take given how many carries he was forced into.

*See multiple ACL tears and OU game last year

*see Baylor/Texas game of this season

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1033 on: October 10, 2017, 02:05:40 PM »
Wondering if MIR will have the stones to admit that #HisGuy kinda stinx

I'll have a conversation about this if you're actually interested.
:drool:

I guess he didn't :dunno: It's fine though, it just would have just finished with him having a temper tantrum because I won't agree with him.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1034 on: October 10, 2017, 04:11:44 PM »
jesus, his knee? had no idea. didn't watch any but one quarter saturday. it really is time to thank mr ertz for his time and let sky have a crack.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1035 on: October 10, 2017, 11:20:46 PM »
Anyone know what Jesse's injury involves?

idk how reliable this is, considering how 'open' our coaching staff is regarding injuries, but apparently a knee sprain...
http://www.covers.com/pageloader/pageloader.aspx?page=/data/ncf/injury/injuries.html

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1036 on: October 10, 2017, 11:31:13 PM »
Anyone know what Jesse's injury involves?

idk how reliable this is, considering how 'open' our coaching staff is regarding injuries, but apparently a knee sprain...
http://www.covers.com/pageloader/pageloader.aspx?page=/data/ncf/injury/injuries.html

Torn meniscus, out 4-6 weeks, surgery this week.  Delton will start. 


He trippin' so much, fans gonna begin to think he done fell off!

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1037 on: October 11, 2017, 06:17:15 AM »
Welp. Glad I'll be driving for the day and unable to watch the crap show.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1038 on: October 11, 2017, 07:10:40 AM »
Anyone know what Jesse's injury involves?

idk how reliable this is, considering how 'open' our coaching staff is regarding injuries, but apparently a knee sprain...
http://www.covers.com/pageloader/pageloader.aspx?page=/data/ncf/injury/injuries.html

Torn meniscus, out 4-6 weeks, surgery this week.  Delton will start. 


He trippin' so much, fans gonna begin to think he done fell off!

Maybe you're right - watching him go down, it seemed considerably worse than a 'knee sprain'.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1039 on: October 11, 2017, 07:56:53 AM »
What caused him to go down is common with meniscus tears, his knee locked up a little bit. That may be what was causing his weird falls last week vs Baylor too. This injury makes a lot more sense because he hasn't taken a lot of big hits this year.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1040 on: October 11, 2017, 04:04:43 PM »
If Ertz has any desire to be able to even walk after the age of 40 he should get this surgery and never set foot on FB FIELD again.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1041 on: October 11, 2017, 07:39:37 PM »
If Ertz has any desire to be able to even walk after the age of 40 he should get this surgery and never set foot on FB FIELD again.

Not in the coaches best interest.  :dubious:

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1042 on: October 11, 2017, 08:30:03 PM »
You guys were right he is just a big pussy.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1043 on: October 11, 2017, 08:56:40 PM »
Wish that dude coulda stayed healthy


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1044 on: October 11, 2017, 09:30:15 PM »
Wish that dude coulda stayed healthy


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This.

But also for all our other QBs too.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1045 on: October 12, 2017, 11:14:52 AM »

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1046 on: October 12, 2017, 11:37:45 AM »
1:50 to tri-delts?

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1047 on: October 12, 2017, 11:39:52 AM »
Pretty sure it's clock to tri-delts

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1048 on: October 12, 2017, 11:41:46 AM »
Time to change change change
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1049 on: October 12, 2017, 11:42:36 AM »
Wondering if MIR will have the stones to admit that #HisGuy kinda stinx

I'll have a conversation about this if you're actually interested.
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I guess he didn't :dunno: It's fine though, it just would have just finished with him having a temper tantrum because I won't agree with him.


more like blowhardy, neverending slow bleed-out, but yeah, I fell asleep. Ertz doesn't suck, but he kinda does when he's injured (obviously). Excited for us to 1:50 to Tri-Delt this week. Time for BushBlister to start a new thread.
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