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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #975 on: September 30, 2017, 08:11:40 PM »
Some people have a hard time coming to grips with seeing their (fainting) goat being called for what he is.

Lotta betas itt dying to toss some Ertz salad.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #976 on: September 30, 2017, 08:16:43 PM »
I thought the drops today... how many were there??... Were largely receiver errors as most were quite catchable... having said that, Ertz is still a pussy and a tentative runner, at best.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #977 on: September 30, 2017, 08:17:05 PM »
Some people have a hard time coming to grips with seeing their (fainting) goat being called for what he is.

Lotta betas itt dying to toss some Ertz salad.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #978 on: September 30, 2017, 08:18:16 PM »
i'm not an ertz fanboy. he's fine. but all you fuckwits calling him a "pussy" bc he doesn't wanna get destroyed on the field, can absolutely choke on a dick and die and just have zero idea about anything.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #979 on: September 30, 2017, 08:18:46 PM »
Also, when did it become goEtard to like Ertz?
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #980 on: September 30, 2017, 08:19:26 PM »
i'm not an ertz fanboy. he's fine. but all you fuckwits calling him a "pussy" bc he doesn't wanna get destroyed on the field, can absolutely choke on a dick and die and just have zero idea about anything.

You get tackled in football, fucktard
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #981 on: September 30, 2017, 08:21:21 PM »
Nobody is asking him to go over the middle to catch one of his own errant passes. We're just asking him to not take go down a yard short of a first down so the CB can't tackle him.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #982 on: September 30, 2017, 08:22:40 PM »
i'm not an ertz fanboy. he's fine. but all you fuckwits calling him a "pussy" bc he doesn't wanna get destroyed on the field, can absolutely choke on a dick and die and just have zero idea about anything.

You get tackled in football, fucktard

you are the scum of the earth and all that is wrong with this country and the planet. if i met you in real life, i don't even rough ridin' know man. anyway, you are wrong. here's why. ertz has blown his knee twice. he may well be dealing with a serious injury that none of us know anything about. he's given so much to kstate in such a profound way (way more than any of us and all the guys on the team do). and his parents or sister or teammates, or whom the eff ever may well read this thread and see ppl are calling him a "pussy" bc he doesn't wanna get blasted on the field. so that's what's up. eff off. i will never engage with you on this site again. BYE

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #983 on: September 30, 2017, 08:31:14 PM »
I got one like it when our qb avoids contact, I’m a traditionalist

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #984 on: September 30, 2017, 08:37:15 PM »
The ones complaining about ertz not taking on the hits will be the first to bitch when our QB's always have blown shoulders.
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what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #985 on: September 30, 2017, 08:40:36 PM »
I have no problem with him avoiding hits. His throws aren't always great, but man the receivers have to help him out. He could've easily been 12-17 for 190 and at least 2 TDs today if those guys catch. With 95 yards rushing and another TD, that's a good day.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #986 on: September 30, 2017, 08:42:11 PM »
I got one like it when our qb avoids contact, I’m a traditionalist
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #987 on: September 30, 2017, 08:44:55 PM »
got = for.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #988 on: September 30, 2017, 08:49:25 PM »
got = for.

Autocorrect I assume.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #989 on: September 30, 2017, 08:49:52 PM »
I got one like it when our qb avoids contact, I’m a traditionalist

same.

As for Ertz - I'll say I do think Skylar is the better between the two of them but you really can't be too critical of Ertz right now.  I'm not sure an NFL hall of fame QB in their prime could make our receivers job any easier than he's done (for the most part anyway).

Gotta catch the effing ball when it's delivered with a bow on it - and right now this receiving corp can't even do that.  In fact, I'm pretty sure if we put in an amazon order for 5 footballs for each of our WR corp, to be individually gift wrapped and hand-delivered, then put body cams on the delivery drivers, there'd still only be 1 or 2 that don't end up on the ground.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #990 on: September 30, 2017, 08:54:16 PM »
Man I would like to send a gift wrapped football to each of our receivers to drive this message home...

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #991 on: September 30, 2017, 08:56:47 PM »
The "catchable ball" talking point and anyone who buys into it can kindly go DIAF.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #992 on: September 30, 2017, 09:20:50 PM »
I for one like it when our qb avoids contact, I’m a traditionalist
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #993 on: September 30, 2017, 09:36:58 PM »
I for one like it when our qb avoids contact, I’m a traditionalist
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #994 on: September 30, 2017, 10:46:46 PM »
Ertz taking dives like a French soccer player has him firmly in bitch status, imho
You dumb fucks think our QB should be a ramming jamming rough ridin' FB/RB and throw a ball true as an arrow after the rough ridin' beating he takes.  I know our coaches DGAF about our QB's health and pack them full of Novocain so they can take a rough ridin' beating that no decent FBS coach would do to their team QB. 
JFC, if you're going to complain, do it to the crap heads who eff up our QB's in the name of a win.  This is tiring and just stupid to blame a lame QB for the team's problems.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #995 on: October 01, 2017, 12:19:48 AM »
I have no problem with him avoiding hits. His throws aren't always great, but man the receivers have to help him out. He could've easily been 12-17 for 190 and at least 2 TDs today if those guys catch. With 95 yards rushing and another TD, that's a good day.

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #996 on: October 01, 2017, 07:39:26 AM »
The talking point that "he might be hurt or could get hurt or previously got hurt, so its okay to go down short of the line to gain" is absurd. Every skill position player can say that, and you'd be irate if isiah harris, who is about 40 lbs lighter than Jerry, took a dive to avoid contact short of the first down. If he's going to carry the ball 20 times a game he needs to finish his runs. If he's that fragile he shouldn't be playing football.

I'm fine with him going oob AFTER the first down marker. But taking a dive to avoid contact short of the line to gain is pussy bullshit.
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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #997 on: October 01, 2017, 08:10:16 AM »
Yeesh

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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #998 on: October 01, 2017, 08:13:39 AM »
Did not expect to wake up to this dumbass argument


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Re: what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #999 on: October 01, 2017, 08:20:45 AM »
I've learned to expect this