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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #550 on: December 03, 2016, 09:35:46 PM »
I enjoyed his progression this season and expect good, possibly great, things next season if he can stay healthy.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #551 on: December 03, 2016, 10:25:54 PM »
He's everything you guys wanted Sams to be. What's not to like?

Glass bones, knees, etc

He's played every game and will likely end up with a 1000 rushing yard season, at some point you basics are going to have to give this up.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #552 on: December 03, 2016, 10:57:43 PM »
ertz = klein
pringle = harper
lee = brown

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #553 on: December 03, 2016, 11:00:17 PM »
The Ell story in front of our eyes. :love:

Pump the brakes

Thanks for reminding me, I called this back in September. Sisco's been way better

   Player          Cmp     Att   Pct    Yds    Y/A    AY/A   TD   Int   Rate
   Ell Roberson   54       136   39.7    855          6.3    4.2          4     8     90.5
        Jesse Ertz   138       244   56.5    1560   6.4   6.2          8   4   119.6


                                Att   Yds   Avg   TD
   Ell Roberson   142   643   4.5   9
   Jesse Ertz   159   945   5.9   10            


Despite seeing these cold hard facts some of you, most of you will be too stupid and hard headed to admit wrong. I don't have to, feels good :billdance:


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #554 on: December 03, 2016, 11:01:45 PM »
ertz = klein
pringle = harper
lee = brown

 :ksu:


No, he's Ell.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #555 on: December 03, 2016, 11:02:58 PM »
but he's white

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #556 on: December 03, 2016, 11:14:52 PM »
but he's white

His name is Sisco and he's shown support for #blacklivesmatter

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #557 on: December 04, 2016, 12:50:39 AM »
he runs like ell and throws like klein.  ell had an absolute cannon for an arm.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #558 on: December 04, 2016, 09:12:13 AM »
He throws the hottest stiff arm since I don't know who

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #559 on: December 04, 2016, 09:56:07 AM »
He throws the hottest stiff arm since I don't know who

Really is a thing of beauty.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #560 on: December 04, 2016, 10:12:50 AM »
Stiffy ertz
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #562 on: December 05, 2016, 03:07:51 PM »
That was incred

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #563 on: December 05, 2016, 03:19:53 PM »
Ertz throws like a girl.  He'll never be Ell.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #564 on: December 05, 2016, 03:42:03 PM »
his stiff arms are as mighty as his falls are awkward. Great clip.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #565 on: December 05, 2016, 03:48:51 PM »
#32 lead tcu in tackles this season and ertz manhandled once and made him look slow several times.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #566 on: December 05, 2016, 03:52:43 PM »
Did the same to that Fish guy for ku, who they think would start for the Cats.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #567 on: December 05, 2016, 04:20:07 PM »
his stiff arms are as mighty as his falls are awkward. Great clip.

Apparently after he hurt his shoulder he started doing the barrel roll thing on his knees he's doing now which has led to all of the hobbling he's doing now. This puts the Jake Waters fainting goat in new light. Either the coaches are discouraging these guys from sliding or they aren't forcing them to.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #568 on: December 05, 2016, 04:21:36 PM »
i've said it a million times, the coaches should be charged with multiple felonies for how the abuse their players


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #569 on: December 05, 2016, 05:12:17 PM »
The coaches haven't really let the QB's throw a lot of slant routes in the past few years because it could lead to an INT.  But they let Jesse throw them.

He has a really, really nice command within 15 yards.  I generally have a high level of confidence on third down that he's going to throw a catchable ball to the right guy beyond the sticks.

If we had a receiver that could go get a jump ball, his YPA would be a hell of a lot higher, and we'd be discussing his bad ass 2000/1000 season.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #570 on: December 05, 2016, 05:13:30 PM »
Ummm pringle can jump out of the damn stadium pan. Good lord

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #571 on: December 05, 2016, 05:13:56 PM »
The coaches haven't really let the QB's throw a lot of slant routes in the past few years because it could lead to an INT.  But they let Jesse throw them.

He has a really, really nice command within 15 yards.  I generally have a high level of confidence on third down that he's going to throw a catchable ball to the right guy beyond the sticks.

If we had a receiver that could go get a jump ball, his YPA would be a hell of a lot higher, and we'd be discussing his bad ass 2000/1000 season.

his "jump ball" throws are terrible.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #572 on: December 05, 2016, 05:17:09 PM »
i'd rather have him play it safe.  if he's not confident yet throwing the ball downfield, he's been coached to overthrow the ball and that's what he should be doing.  our offense isn't an issue right as long as we're playing crappy run defenses, which we have for the past month.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #574 on: December 05, 2016, 06:32:51 PM »
He sucks though