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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #325 on: September 06, 2016, 07:25:28 PM »
We don't play this Saturday

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #326 on: September 06, 2016, 07:31:30 PM »
We don't play this Saturday

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #327 on: September 06, 2016, 08:38:49 PM »
It's presently Tuesday, our next game is Saturday, so agree to disagree

what if i told you that our next game is two saturday's from now?  if he IS a badass this coming saturday, he has plenty of time to get bad again. 


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #328 on: September 10, 2016, 09:32:16 PM »
Actually, according to this, it's $850,000. That means we pay them comparable to what a top 20 coordinator (including defense) is making. Isn't that roughly like saying we think they're worth the same amount that a top 10 offensive coordinator is worth?

Trash.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #329 on: September 10, 2016, 09:44:07 PM »
No way.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #331 on: September 17, 2016, 02:31:45 PM »
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« Reply #332 on: September 17, 2016, 03:24:06 PM »
Confirmed.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #333 on: September 18, 2016, 10:55:14 AM »
Complete badass

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #334 on: September 18, 2016, 11:24:51 AM »
Outshined by Dimel against pud opponent? Yep, still sucks.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #335 on: September 18, 2016, 11:28:50 AM »
Hopefully he can stay healthy long enough to let Delton get enough reps to be game ready
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #336 on: September 18, 2016, 12:00:37 PM »
In my mind, I imagine Delton throwing a bad ball, but he must be even worse in real life because he's a far better runner than the other qbs.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #337 on: September 18, 2016, 12:04:44 PM »
In my mind, I imagine Delton throwing a bad ball, but he must be even worse in real life because he's a far better runner than the other qbs.

Delton is definitely a more explosive runner. As for his arm, its hard to say because we haven't seen him through. I can only attest for seeing him several times in high school and IMO his arm was okay, but not great. In any case, it appears that he has at least moved even, if not ahead, of Hubes. This is a good thing.

I think Ertz has potential to be a solid QB the next couple of years. I think Dimel/Miller think they have another version of Klein with him.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #338 on: September 18, 2016, 12:26:23 PM »
In my mind, I imagine Delton throwing a bad ball, but he must be even worse in real life because he's a far better runner than the other qbs.

Delton is definitely a more explosive runner. As for his arm, its hard to say because we haven't seen him through. I can only attest for seeing him several times in high school and IMO his arm was okay, but not great. In any case, it appears that he has at least moved even, if not ahead, of Hubes. This is a good thing.

I think Ertz has potential to be a solid QB the next couple of years. I think Dimel/Miller think they have another version of Klein with him.

They can run a relatively similar offense, with the major exception of being unable to run the ball 18-20 times a game with him.  He wouldn't survive three games with Klein's 2011 load.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #339 on: September 18, 2016, 12:28:06 PM »
Our pass protection kind of sucked, and I thought Ertz did a great job creating plays. He is quick and fast. He had a couple bad throws but was otherwise solid in a rather vanilla scheme. He needs to improve his decisiveness is the option game-a lot.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #340 on: September 18, 2016, 12:47:33 PM »
He holds the ball too long, but that's a pretty standard issue for an inexperienced quarterback.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #341 on: September 18, 2016, 10:02:22 PM »
Worked well against Stanford one time tho iirc.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #342 on: September 24, 2016, 08:09:20 PM »
Looking pretty badasd tonight
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #343 on: September 24, 2016, 08:11:06 PM »
This is already been confirmed

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #344 on: September 24, 2016, 08:19:35 PM »
Man MIR stood in there and defended his guy against basically the entire board for months and now gets the payoff.  I hope he has that Scrubs told you so GIF dialed up for this thread tonight.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #345 on: September 24, 2016, 08:22:25 PM »
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #347 on: September 24, 2016, 08:25:16 PM »
He does look good. It's Missouri state tho. Either way, I like it.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #348 on: September 24, 2016, 08:29:32 PM »
Wow, they took him out early. Too important to risk the rain, I guess.
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« Reply #349 on: September 24, 2016, 08:38:02 PM »
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