Author Topic: Bag Lady (Read 6329 times)

kim carnes · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2016, 11:39:38 PM »

Marlboros

MakeItRain · « **Reply #26 on:** August 29, 2016, 04:36:27 AM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on August 28, 2016, 11:00:20 PM

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) I on August 28, 2016, 12:22:43 PM
Do you have to use that bag, or can you use any clear bag?

It does in fact have to be that bag, which is even stupider.

No. No it doesn't.

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #27 on:** August 29, 2016, 09:21:19 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on August 29, 2016, 04:36:27 AM

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on August 28, 2016, 11:00:20 PM
Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) I on August 28, 2016, 12:22:43 PM
Do you have to use that bag, or can you use any clear bag?

It does in fact have to be that bag, which is even stupider.

No. No it doesn't.

That bag, or one similar in design (clear, same dimensions or smaller, etc)

MakeItRain · « **Reply #28 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:01:35 AM »

Quote from: HerrSonntag on August 29, 2016, 09:21:19 AM

Quote from: MakeItRain on August 29, 2016, 04:36:27 AM
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on August 28, 2016, 11:00:20 PM
Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) I on August 28, 2016, 12:22:43 PM
Do you have to use that bag, or can you use any clear bag?

It does in fact have to be that bag, which is even stupider.

No. No it doesn't.
That bag, or one similar in design (clear, same dimensions or smaller, etc)

Right, but the question was do you have to use that bag and the answer is no, you don't.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #29 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:22:39 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on August 29, 2016, 04:36:27 AM

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on August 28, 2016, 11:00:20 PM
Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) I on August 28, 2016, 12:22:43 PM
Do you have to use that bag, or can you use any clear bag?

It does in fact have to be that bag, which is even stupider.

No. No it doesn't.

yes, it must be shared by all, passed down from generation to generation

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #30 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:29:53 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on August 29, 2016, 10:01:35 AM

Quote from: HerrSonntag on August 29, 2016, 09:21:19 AM
Quote from: MakeItRain on August 29, 2016, 04:36:27 AM
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on August 28, 2016, 11:00:20 PM
Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) I on August 28, 2016, 12:22:43 PM
Do you have to use that bag, or can you use any clear bag?

It does in fact have to be that bag, which is even stupider.

No. No it doesn't.
That bag, or one similar in design (clear, same dimensions or smaller, etc)

Right, but the question was do you have to use that bag and the answer is no, you don't.

More of a statement, really.

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #31 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:49:52 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on August 28, 2016, 08:31:49 PM

Quote from: pissclams on August 28, 2016, 05:41:55 PM
tampons

Any real man would walk into the stadium with his wife's tampon behind his ear like a Marlboro.

catastrophe · « **Reply #32 on:** August 29, 2016, 12:33:04 PM »

Does she bring a backpack into movie theaters too?

Blackcats · « **Reply #33 on:** August 29, 2016, 06:20:12 PM »

It appears the backpack could be carried in the clear bag.

Problem solved.

zackole1 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 29, 2016, 09:44:55 PM »

Take your clear bag filled with some really good porn magazines with excellent covers......

zackole1 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 29, 2016, 09:47:22 PM »

...perhaps a full colonoscopy bag.... or catheter bag... what a dick policy...

puniraptor · « **Reply #36 on:** August 29, 2016, 10:46:59 PM »

This measure doesn't go far enough to keep us safe and profitable. Next year? Transparent cargo pants.

Gooch · « **Reply #37 on:** August 30, 2016, 12:56:24 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 29, 2016, 10:46:59 PM

This measure doesn't go far enough to keep us safe and profitable. Next year? Transparent cargo pants.

Just the pockets please.

KST8FAN · « **Reply #38 on:** August 30, 2016, 09:15:29 PM »

Royals rain delay.. here we go... wife dumped it right in the middle of the floor.

Tom

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 30, 2016, 09:20:53 PM »

ty tom. looks like your wife is very prepared. if i find you at a cats game will she give me a cherry tootsie pop?

wetwillie · « **Reply #40 on:** August 30, 2016, 09:26:04 PM »

That crip bandana is definitely an outfit completer

MadCat · « **Reply #41 on:** August 31, 2016, 12:07:39 AM »

ready to...
a) watch the 'Cats!
b) survive the apocalypse!
c) both!
d) all of the above!

MakeItRain · « **Reply #42 on:** August 31, 2016, 12:49:25 AM »

dibs on the hot tamales

KST8FAN · « **Reply #43 on:** September 03, 2016, 07:26:08 PM »

Wife opens the mailbox, and we have a large envelope from Ahearn Fund today.

This year's goody is the super deluxe clear plastic bag! This bad boy has the zipper top, shoulder strap, mesh end bottle holder, zipper side pocket.

Tom

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 03, 2016, 07:27:26 PM »

She's going to make you carry that one