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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9300 on: September 30, 2014, 03:29:07 PM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9301 on: September 30, 2014, 03:32:35 PM »
Like, what if you're a 52 year old fan of UT-Chattanooga? Would KU then lead the series during your lifetime? Either that, or it would be tied, since you'd have to be a 51 year old KU fan in order to meet the necessary condition, and you're not a 51 year old KU fan.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9302 on: September 30, 2014, 03:34:07 PM »
We all know that KU has the all-time w/l record over us in football... I mean who could forget?  But how old would you actually need to be in order to have seen KU post a winning record against KSU in your lifetime?

The answer is: 51 years old. 

Yes if you have a 51 year old KU fan then you have seen KU beat KSU more times than it has lost.

How far back would you need to go in order for KU to have the same number of wins as KSU (against all opponents)?

The answer is: 65 years.

Yes, for if you are a 65 years or older KU fan then you have seen more football victories than a 65 year old KSU fan.
can you put this in terms for me to tweet?

You would have to be a 51 yr old KU fan to have witnessed more gridiron victories over k-state in a lifetime.

This is stupid on many levels.  Don't tweet that.
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Like, what if you're a 52 year old fan of UT-Chattanooga? Would KU then lead the series during your lifetime? Either that, or it would be tied, since you'd have to be a 51 year old KU fan in order to meet the necessary condition, and you're not a 51 year old KU fan.
 KU fan in order to meet the necessary condition, and you're not a 51 year old KU fan.
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9303 on: September 30, 2014, 03:42:27 PM »
K-State leads the Governors Cup 25-19-1* **

*The series is only 45 years old and the average Phogistinian is really old and remembers sitting up there in the stands during those halcyon days of Gale Sayers

** Snyder doesn't count because K-State got lucky




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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9304 on: September 30, 2014, 03:54:51 PM »
Like, what if you're a 52 year old fan of UT-Chattanooga? Would KU then lead the series during your lifetime? Either that, or it would be tied, since you'd have to be a 51 year old KU fan in order to meet the necessary condition, and you're not a 51 year old KU fan.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9305 on: October 01, 2014, 01:32:20 PM »
Does this belong here?  http://www.kshb.com/news/state/kansas/kansas-fraternity-placed-on-interim-suspension

Sad state of affairs over there.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9306 on: October 01, 2014, 02:43:26 PM »
Does this belong here?  http://www.kshb.com/news/state/kansas/kansas-fraternity-placed-on-interim-suspension

Sad state of affairs over there.

Good grief.  Don't stop with the football team, just shut down that entire rape village they have going on over there.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9307 on: October 01, 2014, 03:00:49 PM »
Pretty sad when you have to force yourself on a girl.  must be ugly

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9308 on: October 01, 2014, 03:03:06 PM »
RAPEU

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9309 on: October 01, 2014, 03:07:32 PM »
In an article about the Chiefs / Patriots game (Boston paper) , at the end was this:

"HEAD OF THE CLASS

BRANDON LAFELL — He finally showed up when everybody else disappeared.

JIMMY GAROPPOLO — Looked good in garbage time.

JORDAN DEVEY — Guess it wasn’t all his fault after all.

BACK OF THE PACK

FRONT SEVEN — Where’d you go .?.?. besides backward?

TOM BRADY — Two fumbles, two picks, one bad night.

COACHING STAFF — Did you go to Kansas instead of Missouri?"

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9310 on: October 01, 2014, 03:23:10 PM »
when beems gave us his 60 number, i hope those were all willing participants  :frown:

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9311 on: October 01, 2014, 03:25:17 PM »
when beems gave us his 60 number, i hope those were all willing participants  :frown:

Willing participants?  Who cares at KU? 
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9312 on: October 01, 2014, 05:08:38 PM »
Regret is not rape

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9313 on: October 01, 2014, 05:09:33 PM »
Regret is not rape
Sounds like a squawk.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9314 on: October 01, 2014, 05:13:58 PM »
Yea

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Re: KU football is hurting
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9316 on: October 02, 2014, 11:51:55 AM »
They should have admission pamphlets that say: "Wanna get raped?!"

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« Reply #9317 on: October 02, 2014, 12:32:25 PM »
can ku just go one day without a newspaper article about their sexual abuse problem? 

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9318 on: October 02, 2014, 12:48:44 PM »
I'm glad KU is at the vanguard in uncovering these crimes that too often go unreported.  Hopefully others will take notes and follow our lead.

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« Reply #9319 on: October 02, 2014, 12:50:07 PM »
i guess that's one way to spin the rape problem in Lawrence

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9321 on: October 02, 2014, 09:45:04 PM »
So a guy at a frat is accused of sexual assault and bgl closes the frat, but when myriad basketball and football players go around beating on women, raping them, then tool around campus in stolen cars nothing happens? Remember when that one football player drove over another football and killed him? That was rough ridin' crazy
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9322 on: October 02, 2014, 09:48:57 PM »
Those sports guys are just horsing around with horseplay and stuff. 

Also, who would want to play with horses?  They sound like they play like real assholes.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #9323 on: October 03, 2014, 12:38:20 AM »

So a guy at a frat is accused of sexual assault and bgl closes the frat, but when myriad basketball and football players go around beating on women, raping them, then tool around campus in stolen cars nothing happens? Remember when that one football player drove over another football and killed him? That was rough ridin' crazy
BGL did something...she authorized construction of a new luxury dorm in which future crimes against women could happen.

This woman is a menace...to other women. 


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