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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #425 on: December 27, 2014, 02:46:09 AM »
Michigan cat is only Justin Vernon
Went to a stand up comedy show tonight and the comic picked on me by calling me a bon iver mother rough rider

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #426 on: December 27, 2014, 08:09:29 AM »
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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #427 on: December 27, 2014, 09:15:18 AM »
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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #428 on: December 27, 2014, 10:31:26 AM »
Michigan cat is only Justin Vernon
Went to a stand up comedy show tonight and the comic picked on me by calling me a bon iver mother rough rider

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #429 on: December 27, 2014, 01:37:29 PM »
Michigan cat is only Justin Vernon
Went to a stand up comedy show tonight and the comic picked on me by calling me a bon iver mother rough rider

how did he pronounce it?

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #430 on: December 27, 2014, 01:39:12 PM »
Michigan cat is only Justin Vernon
Went to a stand up comedy show tonight and the comic picked on me by calling me a bon iver mother rough rider

how did he pronounce it?
The French way, and he was a black guy and I was laughing very hard

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« Reply #431 on: December 27, 2014, 01:55:09 PM »

Michigan cat is only Justin Vernon
Went to a stand up comedy show tonight and the comic picked on me by calling me a bon iver mother rough rider

Ha!

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #432 on: December 27, 2014, 02:08:42 PM »
I can't watch insult comics, it makes too uncomfortable.

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #433 on: December 27, 2014, 02:10:33 PM »
I can't watch insult comics, it makes too uncomfortable.
Me neither.  I went to a show once and some guy insulted me. I swore off standup comedy that day, and i haven't looked back.

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« Reply #434 on: December 27, 2014, 02:11:48 PM »
I can't watch insult comics, it makes too uncomfortable.

I got in a verbal altercation with one and he asked the bouncers to throw me out but they didn't (I worked there) and then the rest of the show was extra lol. That comic? Recent arrestee for stabbing a guy Screech from SBTB.

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« Reply #435 on: December 27, 2014, 02:12:22 PM »
That is a 100% true story btw. Seems made up but it's not.

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #436 on: December 27, 2014, 02:15:28 PM »

That is a 100% true story btw. Seems made up but it's not.

That's rough ridin' awesome, SD.  I would have loved to have seen that!

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« Reply #437 on: December 27, 2014, 02:21:15 PM »
It wasn't that great. Went like:

Screech: do you guys want to hear some lame rough ridin' saved by the bell crap or some jokes about pussy? (He wanted the pussy joke one)

SD: SBTB!

Screech: (something about I couldn't get "pussy" and that's why I wanted the SBTB stuff)

Sd: BOOOOOOO! SBTB!

Screech: get this guy out of here!

Bouncers: :dunno:

Then I got the look from the owner and had to sit quietly.

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #438 on: December 27, 2014, 02:22:17 PM »
I can't watch insult comics, it makes too uncomfortable.
It wasn't insulting, it was lots of fun and he did a great job coming up with jokes on yeh spot about people's jobs and stuff. He was probably the best comic of the night.

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #439 on: December 27, 2014, 02:47:40 PM »

It wasn't that great. Went like:

Screech: do you guys want to hear some lame rough ridin' saved by the bell crap or some jokes about pussy? (He wanted the pussy joke one)

SD: SBTB!

Screech: (something about I couldn't get "pussy" and that's why I wanted the SBTB stuff)

Sd: BOOOOOOO! SBTB!

Screech: get this guy out of here!

Bouncers: :dunno:

Then I got the look from the owner and had to sit quietly.
no, that's pretty great.


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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #440 on: December 27, 2014, 02:49:24 PM »
It wasn't that great. Went like:

Screech: do you guys want to hear some lame rough ridin' saved by the bell crap or some jokes about pussy? (He wanted the pussy joke one)

SD: SBTB!

Screech: (something about I couldn't get "pussy" and that's why I wanted the SBTB stuff)

Sd: BOOOOOOO! SBTB!

Screech: get this guy out of here!

Bouncers: :dunno:

Then I got the look from the owner and had to sit quietly.

What a dumb question.  I mean, Lifetime didn't pay him for an unauthorized pussy movie.

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #441 on: April 17, 2015, 10:57:30 PM »
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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #442 on: April 19, 2015, 10:47:32 AM »
I don't know who that is but yep spot on.

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #443 on: April 19, 2015, 11:06:10 AM »
Funny story:

Went to a bat cats game with sonofkk, Winters and the Queen and the Queen taught my son to dip his popcorn in nacho cheese sauce.  After he learned this pro tip he proceeded to attempt to go for a 4th popcorn grab/dip combo when this happened:


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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #444 on: May 14, 2015, 10:53:06 AM »
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« Reply #445 on: May 14, 2015, 11:14:52 AM »
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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #446 on: May 14, 2015, 11:17:49 AM »
wait, that's probably not a celebrity.  never mind.
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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #447 on: May 14, 2015, 12:32:22 PM »
The only celebrity I can remember ever being told I resemble IRL is David Duchovny. And it's happened twice!

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #448 on: May 14, 2015, 12:35:30 PM »
Ppl keep calling me Scooby doo at the kickball fields and I've been like: "Hey eff faces, he has a name! It's Matthew Lillard, crap brains!"

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Re: the rick daris compares posters to celebrities thread
« Reply #449 on: May 14, 2015, 12:38:02 PM »
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