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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #75 on: February 10, 2013, 01:42:54 PM »
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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #76 on: February 10, 2013, 02:25:21 PM »
Beems, I just need you guys to play better. If we continue to win the conference in every sport, I'm afraid you and Texas will petition to kick K-State out of the conference. I don't want that.

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #77 on: February 10, 2013, 02:33:55 PM »
Beems, I just need you guys to play better. If we continue to win the conference in every sport, I'm afraid you and Texas will petition to kick K-State out of the conference. I don't want that.


How many Big 12 titles have you guys won in the past 10 years?  Two?


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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #78 on: February 10, 2013, 02:36:57 PM »
Beems, I just need you guys to play better. If we continue to win the conference in every sport, I'm afraid you and Texas will petition to kick K-State out of the conference. I don't want that.


How many Big 12 titles have you guys won in the past 10 years?  Two?


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Yeah, but they are football titles. Each one is worth 10 basketball titles.

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #79 on: February 10, 2013, 02:50:47 PM »
Beems, I just need you guys to play better. If we continue to win the conference in every sport, I'm afraid you and Texas will petition to kick K-State out of the conference. I don't want that.


How many Big 12 titles have you guys won in the past 10 years?  Two?


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Yeah, but they are football titles. Each one is worth 10 basketball titles.


Seems like it's easier to win titles in football then, no?

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #80 on: February 10, 2013, 02:55:22 PM »
Beems, I just need you guys to play better. If we continue to win the conference in every sport, I'm afraid you and Texas will petition to kick K-State out of the conference. I don't want that.


How many Big 12 titles have you guys won in the past 10 years?  Two?


 :confused:

Yeah, but they are football titles. Each one is worth 10 basketball titles.

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #81 on: February 10, 2013, 11:25:28 PM »
I am going to bet a load tomorrow on plus 9....what a joke :bill:

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #82 on: February 10, 2013, 11:31:29 PM »
Beems, I just need you guys to play better. If we continue to win the conference in every sport, I'm afraid you and Texas will petition to kick K-State out of the conference. I don't want that.


How many Big 12 titles have you guys won in the past 10 years?  Two?


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Yeah, but they are football titles. Each one is worth 10 basketball titles.


Seems like it's easier to win titles in football then, no?

wrong because math

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #83 on: February 10, 2013, 11:40:41 PM »
Beems, I just need you guys to play better. If we continue to win the conference in every sport, I'm afraid you and Texas will petition to kick K-State out of the conference. I don't want that.


How many Big 12 titles have you guys won in the past 10 years?  Two?


 :confused:

Yeah, but they are football titles. Each one is worth 10 basketball titles.


Seems like it's easier to win titles in football then, no?

Iowa rough ridin' State won back-to-back titles in basketball. That's all that really needs to be said.

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #84 on: February 10, 2013, 11:52:55 PM »
I'd play harder for a coach that was banging every hottie in Lawrence. What a weird team.

It's kind of the "dishonest, lying, scumbag, perv" vibe that has his players tuning him out.



Yep, because as we know, any time that KU loses a basketball game, it can't simply be because the other team played better.

dude..... seriously.... TCU? 7 minutes without scoring?

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #85 on: February 10, 2013, 11:54:21 PM »
I'd play harder for a coach that was banging every hottie in Lawrence. What a weird team.

It's kind of the "dishonest, lying, scumbag, perv" vibe that has his players tuning him out.



Yep, because as we know, any time that KU loses a basketball game, it can't simply be because the other team played better.

dude..... seriously.... TCU? 7 minutes without scoring?

This.

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #86 on: February 11, 2013, 01:45:01 AM »
Would it be wrong to tweet @T_Self11 to offer T's & P's regarding his parents marital struggles?

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #87 on: February 11, 2013, 07:48:33 AM »
Beems, I just need you guys to play better. If we continue to win the conference in every sport, I'm afraid you and Texas will petition to kick K-State out of the conference. I don't want that.


How many Big 12 titles have you guys won in the past 10 years?  Two?


 :confused:

Yeah, but they are football titles. Each one is worth 10 basketball titles.


Seems like it's easier to win titles in football then, no?

Iowa rough ridin' State won back-to-back titles in basketball. That's all that really needs to be said.

Yeah. 

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #88 on: February 11, 2013, 10:26:57 AM »
Would it be wrong to tweet @T_Self11 to offer T's & P's regarding his parents marital struggles?

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Re: Bill Self's Marriage Problems Affecting The Bball Team?
« Reply #89 on: February 11, 2013, 10:56:23 AM »
I needed a good laugh at work today so I posted a picture of the 2 fans at the KU/TCU game that stormed the court after the thriller in Fort Worth to my co-worker who is a KU fan.  My boss, a KSU fan, game me a promotion and a nice raise as I was a "go-getter".

Thank you Bill Self and your marital problems for yielding me more money.

Stay classy KU (also, we didn't need a banked-in miracle 3 pointer to beat Iowa State).  Enjoy the deep throat tonight!

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