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Offline Art Vandelay

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2016, 08:29:54 AM »
I'm behind Jason Etz. I think he will kill it.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #51 on: August 02, 2016, 08:58:25 AM »
I heard James Ertz can blast a spiral right through a piece of plywood.  Strongest arm since Queso.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #52 on: August 02, 2016, 09:27:48 AM »
Little known fact:  Ertz's family name was shortened from "Ertzenhoffer" when they came through Ellis Island. 

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2016, 09:56:02 AM »
"The Throwin' I-o-wan"

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2016, 11:03:38 AM »
it's j sisco fools

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2016, 02:06:51 PM »
Come and listen to my story about a QB named Jed
A poor Iowan, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was throwin' tight spirals,
Blew out his knee; now he plays intramurals.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2016, 08:57:57 PM »
Come and listen to my story about a QB named Jed
A poor Iowan, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was throwin' tight spirals,
Blew out his knee; now he plays intramurals.






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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2016, 01:04:13 AM »
i think ertz will be good and we will be better

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2016, 07:59:55 AM »
One thing for sure, we can't have a QB that comes in and plays well right out of the gate.   It's against the 16 rules or something.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2016, 11:50:07 AM »
Did anyone actually answer the OP? The answer is no by the way. No he is not.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2016, 12:33:03 PM »
Did anyone actually answer the OP? The answer is no by the way. No he is not.

be careful WC08 might call you emo for saying that.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2016, 01:12:46 PM »
Just sit back and enjoy the ride guys. It's gonna be a cardiac-cats type of season.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2016, 01:44:47 PM »
bunch of too cool for schoolers in here, led by a guy named scottwildcat who just learned to smoke cigarettes and do burnouts

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2016, 02:03:23 PM »
Did anyone actually answer the OP? The answer is no by the way. No he is not.

be careful WC08 might call you emo for saying that.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2016, 02:04:09 PM »

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2016, 09:27:30 PM »
Did anyone actually answer the OP? The answer is no by the way. No he is not.

Uh, he fucks with

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He most certainly is a badass and I can't wait for him to mush the entire state of Iowa in the face.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2016, 09:45:50 PM »
Did anyone actually answer the OP? The answer is no by the way. No he is not.

that's not the question tho. what if he is a badass?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2016, 04:14:18 PM »

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2016, 04:16:01 PM »
I'm kind of surprised his knee didn't explode when the flash went off for that picture

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2016, 08:28:54 PM »
I'm kind of surprised his knee didn't explode when the flash went off for that picture

They photoshopped the pic to disguise the messy knee. Technology these days. :shakesfist:
« Last Edit: August 06, 2016, 09:57:31 PM by Ich.Gewinne »
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #70 on: August 06, 2016, 08:32:02 PM »
I'm kind of surprised his knee didn't explode when the flash went off for that picture

i'm not. knees are weird.
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #71 on: August 06, 2016, 08:55:47 PM »
The way he laces those shoes tells me everything I need to know about him. 
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #72 on: August 06, 2016, 11:19:18 PM »
Looks like his knee is mumped up!
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #74 on: August 07, 2016, 10:32:44 AM »
Here's the only thing we really know about Ertzenhoffer:  LHC Bill Snyder thinks that Ertzenhoffer is better than Huebner.  That's about all we really know.  Now, that IS a good thing. So, reason for optimism!