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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #900 on: March 05, 2016, 11:27:31 AM »
:surprised:  ;)

He finished with two degrees, in four years, while partying his ass off, and adhering to the micromanager's crazy ass schedule. The dude is smarter, more capable, and more dedicated than 90% of the people on this blogsite. If he doesn't make it in the pro's, he won't be selling cars or promoting youth skill camps. EMAWforever needs to self-impose a ban, and I'd like it if you would at least work on getting better/ more creative when you try to troll the bbs by bashing their favorite players. Deal?

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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #901 on: March 05, 2016, 12:07:31 PM »
Sure Pms. I was just simply saying he was an average football player. I never insinuated he was dumb or anything. I'm sure he'll have a great life.
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« Reply #902 on: March 05, 2016, 12:22:57 PM »
Wasn't he in like marketing or something like that? If he doesn't make it in the NFL he's probably managing the Gronk empire in a few years.

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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #903 on: March 05, 2016, 12:28:40 PM »
He would be great at marketing

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« Reply #904 on: March 05, 2016, 12:35:36 PM »
He would be great at marketing

Yep. In 5 years when everyone is drinking Gronk Protein Shakes or Gronk Energy Drinks, wearing Gronk Performance Apparel and Gronk Shades, and going on one of the weekly Gronk Cruises, Rob's face may be on it all but you can bet Glenn is behind it all.


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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #906 on: March 31, 2016, 09:32:55 PM »
That was weird


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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #907 on: March 31, 2016, 10:14:52 PM »
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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #908 on: April 01, 2016, 08:37:09 AM »
He's so ugly.

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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #909 on: April 01, 2016, 04:29:57 PM »
I'm pretty sure he has said that if he doesn't make in the NFL that he will just work for his dad's company.  I'm sure he will be plenty successful.

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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #910 on: April 01, 2016, 04:39:07 PM »
There's no doubt. Is his dad an agent, because I can't believe his dad still works.

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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #911 on: April 01, 2016, 04:43:22 PM »
There's no doubt. Is his dad an agent, because I can't believe his dad still works.

His dad started a weight or fitness equipment company or something to take advantage of the family name.

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« Reply #912 on: April 01, 2016, 04:52:08 PM »
Smart move.


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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #916 on: May 16, 2016, 12:32:02 PM »
Nice knowin ya Rob, it was a good run.  Good luck with that Madden curse.

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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #917 on: June 12, 2016, 08:00:49 PM »
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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #918 on: June 12, 2016, 08:02:05 PM »
Oh, from last year.

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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #919 on: June 14, 2016, 11:30:15 AM »
Glenn must be the smart one. They were awful.

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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #920 on: February 05, 2017, 06:17:12 PM »
Gronk!
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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #921 on: February 06, 2017, 04:43:32 AM »
Rob and Glenn Gronk aka the patron saint of goEMAW.com just won the super bowl.
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« Reply #923 on: May 24, 2017, 05:54:42 PM »
that's great


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Re: GronkGronkGronk Gronkster Gronk: Gronk Gronk Gronk GRONK
« Reply #924 on: December 23, 2017, 10:39:44 PM »
This was p. sweet. Old but I don't think it was posted here.

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