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4 years ago LeBron James selected Miami, so that he could play along side the greatest professional player to ever come from the University of Kansas.

Cleveland selects Andrew Wiggins first overall.

LeBron, knowing that the crown (of greatest KU pro of all time) is about to be passed to our guy Wiggins, bolts for Cleveland. 

Jesus, Bill Self is building something special.


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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 01:22:25 PM »
With Chalmers headed overseas I'd say it was a great decision

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 01:48:02 PM »
hey lebron quit following ku and k-state all star players lol it's getting old bro


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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2014, 07:42:27 AM »
Looks like we may have gotten bad info, guys.

Apparently, Bron-Bron said "I refuse to play with that softie that Massa Seff ruined in Lawrentucky".

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11229856/cleveland-cavaliers-willing-trade-andrew-wiggins-deal-kevin-love-minnesota-timberwolves?ex_cid=sportscenterTW
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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2014, 03:41:10 PM »
Cleveland will be impossible to stop with LeBron and the next LeBron on the same team.  Scary.

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2014, 08:32:01 PM »
Looks like we may have gotten bad info, guys.

Apparently, Bron-Bron said "I refuse to play with that softie that Massa Seff ruined in Lawrentucky".

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11229856/cleveland-cavaliers-willing-trade-andrew-wiggins-deal-kevin-love-minnesota-timberwolves?ex_cid=sportscenterTW





Sorry bookie, I didn't mean that.  I am projecting my anger about the Caveliers ownership and Lebron James at you. 



Jesus.  Wigs is just going to go rot and die in Minnesota. 

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2014, 04:25:47 PM »
I'm really sorry, Pete... I don't know what's more upsetting, though.  The fact that we got bad info?  Or, that Bron-Bron doesn't like our guy, Andy?

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2014, 09:58:33 AM »
Bron is threatened that he won't be the best player on the team with Andy so he's trying to send him packing.  Sick if you ask me.

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2014, 01:21:22 PM »
Maybe the old guy is just looking out for Andy?  It doesn't take a geography major to realize that Minnesota is closer to Canada than Cleveland is... Perhaps he just wants Andy to be happy?

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Cleveland to Toronto is under a five hour drive

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH 9XA KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2014, 10:22:43 PM »
Andrew Wiggins wasn't even good in college
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Andrew Wiggins wasn't even good in college

He was, though. It just didn't seem like it. You always expected more, but then at the end you looked up and he scored 20 without really making a splash.

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2014, 10:31:50 PM »
I bet half his points came at the ft line

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I bet half his points came at the ft line

How terrible!

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Andrew Wiggins wasn't even good in college

He was, though. It just didn't seem like it. You always expected more, but then at the end you looked up and he scored 20 without really making a splash.

No, he wasn't
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Andrew Wiggins wasn't even good in college

He was, though. It just didn't seem like it. You always expected more, but then at the end you looked up and he scored 20 without really making a splash.

No, he wasn't

Ok nice person, I guess we need to define our terms if we are to have a productive discussion. How do we determine the qualifier of "good" with respect to the category of "college basketball player"?

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2014, 11:04:31 PM »
he air balled like 40% of the 3's that he took. that is a fact.

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he air balled like 40% of the 3's that he took. that is a fact.

He's not the next Lebron, but that's our fault, not his. He is a very good basketballer.

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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2014, 11:37:32 PM »
He can jump high. That's the only thing he's particularly good at. Not Erik Kynard  good, but good.
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Re: Direct Quote from LeBron James "I MUST PLAY WITH A KANSAS JAYHAWK!"
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2014, 11:51:09 PM »
He can jump high. That's the only thing he's particularly good at. Not Erik Kynard  good, but good.

He's got a pretty sweet stepback midrange jumper :dunno: (except I do know)

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I have very clear intact memories starting from preschool and scattered weird vestigial memories from before that

I have a vestigial third nipple.

maybe you just haven't found a use for it yet