Author Topic: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!) (Read 34311 times)

joda · « **Reply #50 on:** April 24, 2014, 09:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on April 24, 2014, 09:18:58 PM

Quote from: FranklyFrankYou on April 24, 2014, 09:16:46 PM
I personally love telling live bands to play Thunderstruck

Would it surprise u to learn that your pal Sprac can flawlessly execute thunderstruck on guitar? It shouldn't.

I'd expect nothing less from a KU fan

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #51 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:22:56 AM »

Now that it's out and I'm ready to swing. Is it like side to side motion where at each end it thwaps on your thighs, left, right, thwap, thwap! Or like twirl it in a circle so face the centrifugal force pulls all the blood into it and oh man I'm dizzy better sit down for a bit.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #52 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:39:17 AM »

Should I be surprised that helicoptering has now been discussed on this blog?

SuperG · « **Reply #53 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:54:24 AM »

I assume this is in the same vein as "rock-out with your male genitals-out". If so, I'm like really good at this.

Also, I think this would be confusing for Malek if he were to stumble onto this thread.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #54 on:** April 25, 2014, 11:04:19 AM »

Katpappy · « **Reply #55 on:** April 25, 2014, 01:53:17 PM »

OMG, can't get this song out of my head:
"The phone a ringing and my male genitals's a swinging
Let me get'a crack at it, or maybe just a whack at it
Malek's a humming and i'm a cumming"

Tobias · « **Reply #56 on:** April 25, 2014, 01:55:00 PM »

@steve dave

sunny_cat · « **Reply #57 on:** April 25, 2014, 02:06:43 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on April 25, 2014, 01:53:17 PM

OMG, can't get this song out of my head:
"The phone a ringing and my male genitals's a swinging
Let me get'a crack at it, or maybe just a whack at it
Malek's a humming and i'm a cumming"

This is a family board. Mods!

ydarg2012 · « **Reply #58 on:** April 25, 2014, 02:08:34 PM »

Quote from: SuperG on April 25, 2014, 10:54:24 AM

I assume this is in the same vein as "rock-out with your male genitals-out". If so, I'm like really good at this.

Also, I think this would be confusing for Malek if he were to stumble onto this thread.

KD! Come on man!

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #59 on:** April 25, 2014, 04:47:43 PM »

Panjandrum · « **Reply #60 on:** April 28, 2014, 09:54:50 AM »

So, is Harris there today, or not?

mocat · « **Reply #61 on:** April 28, 2014, 10:57:59 AM »

malek is going to be scared of us and our dicks all spinning around like Hueys in Nam

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #62 on:** April 28, 2014, 11:04:22 AM »

Quote from: mocat on April 28, 2014, 10:57:59 AM

malek is going to be scared of us and our dicks all spinning around like Hueys in Nam

Here's hoping he is able to make lemonade out of the meat spin lemon and enjoy the cool breeze they provide on a hot summer day.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 28, 2014, 11:06:50 AM »

Quote from: mocat on April 28, 2014, 10:57:59 AM

malek is going to be scared of us and our dicks all spinning around like Hueys in Nam

like propeller things on a nuclear sub

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #64 on:** April 28, 2014, 11:08:57 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on April 25, 2014, 01:55:00 PM

@steve dave

Katpappy · « **Reply #65 on:** April 30, 2014, 11:54:02 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on April 28, 2014, 11:08:57 AM

Quote from: Tobias on April 25, 2014, 01:55:00 PM
@steve dave

Guys, you got to admit it's a petty catchy tune. Maybe not KK quality.

kstofer · « **Reply #66 on:** May 01, 2014, 09:33:30 AM »

Video of Malek at the Jayhawk Invitational:
http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/

scottwildcat · « **Reply #67 on:** May 01, 2014, 09:54:07 AM »

Quote from: kstofer on May 01, 2014, 09:33:30 AM

Video of Malek at the Jayhawk Invitational:
http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/

eh didn't do much in that video.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #68 on:** May 01, 2014, 09:56:36 AM »

Seems more like an OKie State player than an Adorable Cat

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #69 on:** May 01, 2014, 09:56:49 AM »

I bet he's ready to get out of that Under Armor and into some nike.

ydarg2012 · « **Reply #70 on:** May 01, 2014, 11:33:08 AM »

Quote from: kstofer on May 01, 2014, 09:33:30 AM

Video of Malek at the Jayhawk Invitational:
http://iaelites.com/videos/mharris/

He got to the free throw line and made free throws. I'm sold.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #71 on:** May 01, 2014, 09:04:57 PM »

Guys Mrs. Bf made me put it away because she was trying to read and all the wind I was generating was blowing her hair in her eyes and she couldn't focus.

SPE_khat · « **Reply #72 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on May 01, 2014, 09:04:57 PM

Guys Mrs. Bf made me put it away because she was trying to read and all the wind I was generating was blowing her hair in her eyes and she couldn't focus.

'taterblast · « **Reply #73 on:** May 01, 2014, 10:25:04 PM »

he has really long arms

watch him be a total stud and our best player next year

Bloodfart · « **Reply #74 on:** May 02, 2014, 12:04:03 AM »

Quote from: SPE_khat on May 01, 2014, 10:02:33 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on May 01, 2014, 09:04:57 PM
Guys Mrs. Bf made me put it away because she was trying to read and all the wind I was generating was blowing her hair in her eyes and she couldn't focus.

Yes confirmed.