goEMAW Mentor Program

[meow meow]

if blumpkin and katdaddy aren't a match made in heaven, i don't know what is

[Asteriskhead]

if blumpkin and katdaddy aren't a match made in heaven, i don't know what is

You're right, you don't.

[puniraptor]

blump has enough katdatty, i think he should go to tobias to boost that TIME ONLINE

[KSUblumpkin]

blump has enough katdatty, i think he should go to tobias to boost that TIME ONLINE

I do see a heavenly aura from my comp screen whenever a 'Bias post comes up so maybe the heavens are saying something...that or I have MS.  Who knows?

[puniraptor]

if you logged in to multiple computers/devices at once do you get multiplied time online?

[Panjandrum]

For example, I once chose Leland of GPC fame as a role model, because I thought as an elite GPC poster that it would be wise.  Turns out, all I ended up doing was frequently masturbating in front of a mirror with a LHC Bill Snyder mask on.  Not a complete waste of time, but was it truly time well spent?  Probably not, and I can admit that now.  Cautionary tale, 8man.

That's BITB posting right there.  Take notes, 8man.

[Spracne]

blump has enough katdatty, i think he should go to tobias to boost that TIME ONLINE

I do see a heavenly aura from my comp screen whenever a 'Bias post comes up so maybe the heavens are saying something...that or I have MS.  Who knows?

I see the same aura.

[TownieCat]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

[hatingfrancisco]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

I'll mentor you on how to treat a woman with some god damn respect.

[KSUblumpkin]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

I would volunteer my services, but you would end up with more posts about handjobs and TLC don't go chasing waterfalls quotes.  This family blog doesn't need that trifle.

Sidenote: it was my goal to use the word trifle today in a sentence so I am pretty jacked.  Thanks TownieCat...I owe you one.

[Tobias]

That's not fair.  He's sheparding me into the world of soccer.

if there are any hooligans in those threads i will soccer ambassador their ass through a wall and then we'll high five.  keep posting

[Tobias]

if you logged in to multiple computers/devices at once do you get multiplied time online?

i certainly hope so because it's kinda embarrassing if not

[puniraptor]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

scoop more scoops

i know you have scoops

[Tobias]

blump has enough katdatty, i think he should go to tobias to boost that TIME ONLINE

this is a very good point.  blumpz, we're gonna need to get your PPD up as well.  let's start with time online first though

[Dugout DickStone]

To the young mentee I selected, my firm is hosting a classy reception down on the plaza, starting at 5:30, for our summer clerks.  Meet me there to get started.  I have so much to show you.

[chum1]

I can't believe no one has requsted that Elwood be their mentor.  He's my first choice.

[slobber]

I can't believe no one has requsted that Elwood be their mentor.  He's my first choice.

pretty sure sd hasn't volunteered his services yet.


Gonna win 'em all!

[TownieCat]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

I'll mentor you on how to treat a woman with some god damn respect.

You've got this backwards, friend. I can be the Gosling to your Carrell when it comes to the dating world.

[TownieCat]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

[TownieCat]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

scoop more scoops

i know you have scoops

Ask yourself... Have you ever seen me and BSAC in the same room?

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

scoop more scoops

i know you have scoops

Ask yourself... Have you ever seen me and BSAC in the same room?

Shut up, captain crap.

[Asteriskhead]

I'm not afraid to admit that my posting needs help. Any volunteers?

scoop more scoops

i know you have scoops

Ask yourself... Have you ever seen me and BSAC in the same room?

 

[sys]

i'm available to mentor sys in all areas/aspects related to the game of life.

you had your chance.

[eastcat]

How long does the signup process take?

Still waiting for the DM from KC