Hai guise, it's been awhile

[TCUHornedFrog]

Hello Frog Friend!

I like your mascot guy, Super Frog.  He is pretty neat.

He is pretty neat.  Did you know that Horned Frogs (which are actually a lizard and not a frog) shoot blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism? 



That's much better than a generic cat which half of CFB seems to have as a mascot.

[TCUHornedFrog]

We sucked last year so I'll make up some bullshit excuse about why I didn't come to your board, but we seem to be pretty good this year so now I'm back . . . TCU fan in residence (but welcome back none-the-less)

 

[TCUHornedFrog]

Have you beat kstate in anything since we let you in?

Yes.  We've beat you at being a better school, having better drugs, and having a better baseball team (Big 12-2 Champs last year since you obviously haven't paid attention).

[Dugout DickStone]

So no, you've been our bitch.  At least acknowledge it like ISU and KU

[slobber]

We are not the "Genericcats" we are the "Wildcats"


Gonna win 'em all!

[TCUHornedFrog]

So no, you've been our bitch.  At least acknowledge it like ISU and KU

Um, no.  We have a better shade of purple for our colors and we're generally better at everything than you are.  Sucks for you but it's true.

[meow meow]

So no, you've been our bitch.  At least acknowledge it like ISU and KU

and WVU and Tech and Texas

[TCUHornedFrog]

We are not the "Genericcats" we are the "Wildcats"


Gonna win 'em all!

I disagree.

[meow meow]

So no, you've been our bitch.  At least acknowledge it like ISU and KU

Um, no.  We have a better shade of purple for our colors and we're generally better at everything than you are.  Sucks for you but it's true.

you're better than us at having shittier fans and shittier teams and shittier facilities, i'll give you that

[TCUHornedFrog]

you're better than us at having shittier fans and shittier teams and shittier facilities, i'll give you that

Your facilities are crap compared to ours.  Ours are newer and financed with oil money which is better than wheat and corn money.

Plus, we're located in a real city and not some left over wasteland next to a military base.

Edit:  You guys do have better fans though.  So at least you have that going for you.  *golf clap*

[Dugout DickStone]

So no, you've been our bitch.  At least acknowledge it like ISU and KU

Um, no.  We have a better shade of purple for our colors and we're generally better at everything than you are.  Sucks for you but it's true.

Remember that time you weren't our bitch? 

That's ok, No one does

[meow meow]

you're better than us at having shittier fans and shittier teams and shittier facilities, i'll give you that

Your facilities are crap compared to ours.  Ours are newer and financed with oil money which is better than wheat and corn money.

Plus, we're located in a real city and not some left over wasteland next to a military base.

Edit:  You guys do have better fans though.  So at least you have that going for you.  *golf clap*

 

[TCUHornedFrog]

Remember that time you weren't our bitch? 

That's ok, No one does

Yes, that time is known as the present, the past, and the future.  You're not too good at this trash talking thing.

[meow meow]

oh hai look guise, a trash talker!

[Dugout DickStone]

Remember that time you weren't our bitch? 

That's ok, No one does

Yes, that time is known as the present, the past, and the future.  You're not too good at this trash talking thing.

Strong trash talk!  This guy is running mad smack

[420seriouscat69]

Your frog periods from it's eye? 

[TCUHornedFrog]

oh hai look guise, a trash talker!

I'm not a trash talker.  I just came by to impart some truths to you guys and wish you well. 

[CHONGS]

Hello Frog Friend!

I like your mascot guy, Super Frog.  He is pretty neat.

He is pretty neat.  Did you know that Horned Frogs (which are actually a lizard and not a frog) shoot blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism? 



That's much better than a generic cat which half of CFB seems to have as a mascot.

Yes everybody knows that.  You even made helmets made to reflect that.

Do you have a horned frog in a terrarium on the sidelines?  It would be cool if you did.

[TCUHornedFrog]

Strong trash talk!  This guy is running mad smack

[Dugout DickStone]

taking the trash talkin to a new level with a picture.  This dude is an assassin

[TCUHornedFrog]

Yes everybody knows that.  You even made helmets made to reflect that.

Do you have a horned frog in a terrarium on the sidelines?  It would be cool if you did.

Nike made the helmets to reflect that. 

And no, no terrarium.  I think it would cook the horned frog which wouldn't be very good because there's not much meat on their bones.

[Dugout DickStone]

Strong trash talk!  This guy is running mad smack

Are you a professional trash talker? 

[meow meow]

if TCU can't beat us this year, they should probably shut their program down.

it's also funny that the greatest coach they've ever known is some hick from western Kansas 

[TCUHornedFrog]

Your frog periods from it's eye? 

Lizards don't menstruate.

Do you have a liberal arts degree?

[TCUHornedFrog]

Are you a professional trash talker? 

Well, I'm at work and getting paid and rough ridin' around on the internet, so maybe.