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"It is in my experience that K-State fans are confirmed STUDS and #Elite"
The many, many, MANY K-State best friends I have are all studs.
You know, I named my latest album after K-State fans. The 20/20 experience is an experience only experienced by the top of the food chain...and K-State fans define that.
Back in the 2010 World Cup, I hadn't been at my best. I had let in a few goals and was frustrated. Then I told myself, "I need to channel my inner K-State." We [Spain] went on to win the absolute crap out of the 2010 World Cup
There are some people that say I have it all: unbelievable looks, talent, a starring role on one of the best dramas on network television, a giant penis, etc. But to those people I always say the same thing: "I don't have everything, I don't have a K-State degree"
Why do people keep calling me Kliff Kingsbury?
Oh, he's got a K-State degree? That's all I need to know! [proceeds to beg stud K-State fan for his number]
In a recent scientific study we have conducted (with the help of every top scientist in the world), results concluded that Eric Stonestreet is infinitely hotter than John Hamm because he is a K-State fan and degree holder. It's not even close.
You can't see it in this pic, but I have a giant tattoo of Kansas State coach LHC Bill Snyder on my back. It seriously goes from shoulder to ass. The producers asked why I did it, and I said, "K-State is #elite, and I am the superest of super mutants...what more fitting than to have the eternal president of #elite-ness detailed across my rippling backside". The director agreed wholly, but needed to edit it out of the final cut because test audiences were essentially 'blinded' (as they described) by the eliteness. It's a shame modern people can't handle this degree of studness. Truly.
Os Kansas State Wildcats são prisioneiros absolutos. É inacreditável como elite são. Meu sonho é um dia ir a um jogo de futebol K-Estado americano. É realmente o meu objetivo de vida definitiva.
Don't tell Jason this, but I would dump his fat, ugly ass for a K-State fan in a second. Hell, a millisecond. I'm seriously turned on just thinking about a man in a shirt with a powercat on it. Seriously, feel my skin.
'Am I a K-State fan?' Is that a serious rough ridin' question, you rough ridin' crap-mouthed eff shitter? Why would I NOT be a rough ridin' K-State fan? Can you give me some kind of "reasonable" rough ridin' explanation for this? You know what, get out of my face before I kick your goddamn mouth so far down your throat you start pissing tonsils.
Quote from: John HammThere are some people that say I have it all: unbelievable looks, talent, a starring role on one of the best dramas on network television, a giant penis, etc. But to those people I always say the same thing: "I don't have everything, I don't have a K-State degree"
this thread turned gay pretty quick
i have never noticed J before. (not an insult)
the original title for my latest album was "Kansas State University: A Legacy of Elite." There was a problem with copyrights and trademarks, so my label thought it was best to change it to something different. I'm not mad, though. "New Slaves" is really about how K-State owns Texas. WINK