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Worst Announcer Ever.
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:36:22 PM »
Who the hell is this Tim Tebow fella and why does he suck at his job?


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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2015, 09:37:50 PM »
He's not an announcer FWIW
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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2015, 09:43:46 PM »
Okay, halftime play analyzer.

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2015, 10:07:08 PM »
What is a halftime play?
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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2015, 10:11:03 PM »
Laying it on strong there, man.

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2015, 10:39:18 PM »
Analyst. Just sayin'

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2015, 01:34:06 AM »
Some guy was telling me today how Tim Tebow would be a great QB right now but John Elway blacklisted/burn noticed him and forbid every NFL team to pick him up after they dropped him. Went on to say that Tebow would have won a Super Bowl by now if the Broncos had kept him.

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2015, 01:40:04 AM »
Some guy was telling me today how Tim Tebow would be a great QB right now but John Elway blacklisted/burn noticed him and forbid every NFL team to pick him up after they dropped him. Went on to say that Tebow would have won a Super Bowl by now if the Broncos had kept him.

Are there groups of Tebow deniers out there still?   

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2015, 09:45:46 AM »
Some guy was telling me today how Tim Tebow would be a great QB right now but John Elway blacklisted/burn noticed him and forbid every NFL team to pick him up after they dropped him. Went on to say that Tebow would have won a Super Bowl by now if the Broncos had kept him.

Well, they wouldn't have won less super bowls by keeping him, anyway.

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2015, 10:42:02 AM »
How can he be allowed to be on OSU's sideline then come on at halftime and talk about the game.  ESPN doesn't really care about showing bias, do they?

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2015, 11:08:54 AM »
HOW COULD THEY!?!?!?!?!

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2015, 11:18:00 AM »
Some guy was telling me today how Tim Tebow would be a great QB right now but John Elway blacklisted/burn noticed him and forbid every NFL team to pick him up after they dropped him. Went on to say that Tebow would have won a Super Bowl by now if the Broncos had kept him.

Are there groups of Tebow deniers out there still?   

Well, obviously John Elway.

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2015, 11:23:33 AM »
I actually think Tebow has done a decent job on espn  :dunno:
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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2015, 11:34:47 AM »
I heard him in the booth for one of the bowl games and it drived me crazy. Sounds like some kid with his first broadcast on 91.9.

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2015, 03:40:19 PM »
I think Tebow is pretty good in the booth.

He can definitely handle mean tweets better than most.

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2015, 03:50:39 PM »
I heard him in the booth for one of the bowl games and it drived me crazy. Sounds like some kid with his first broadcast on 91.9.

well he was a football player until this year so...
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2015, 06:27:56 AM »
What he says is fine usually, but his speech pattern it's really mechanical and not fluid.  He may not be human.
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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2015, 08:45:37 AM »
I heard him in the booth for one of the bowl games and it drived me crazy. Sounds like some kid with his first broadcast on 91.9.

well he was a football player until this year so...
Great point. He's had more experience around the media than most communication majors out there. He's also been around football for a long time. He should be better.  :cheers:

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2015, 09:18:10 AM »
I heard him in the booth for one of the bowl games and it drived me crazy. Sounds like some kid with his first broadcast on 91.9.

well he was a football player until this year so...
Great point. He's had more experience around the media than most communication majors out there. He's also been around football for a long time. He should be better.  :cheers:
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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2015, 09:21:01 AM »
Definitely!

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2015, 04:35:50 PM »
Look how jelly WackyCat08 is that tebow is doing his dream job
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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2015, 08:44:30 PM »
Look how jelly WackyCat08 is that tebow is doing his dream job

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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2015, 08:52:53 PM »
It's pretty safe to assume that anyone who hates Tebow is also a huge bigot.
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Re: Worst Announcer Ever.
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2015, 11:40:14 PM »
It's pretty safe to assume that anyone who hates Tebow is also a huge bigot.

i would say its because of the 24/7 chub ESPN had for a marginally good player who was put into successful situations by a fantastic coach.