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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #175 on: July 21, 2015, 02:50:59 PM »
I am just waiting for SD to encounter some other gErs.
Been working on that, may have have something up my sleeve once they leave COW FARMER JENKINS homestead.

It would be easier if some gE people lived in western NE.

My caves stretch everywhere under BRownbakistan

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #176 on: July 21, 2015, 02:56:49 PM »
I am just waiting for SD to encounter some other gErs.
Been working on that, may have have something up my sleeve once they leave COW FARMER JENKINS homestead.

It would be easier if some gE people lived in western NE.

My caves stretch everywhere under BRownbakistan
Interesting, could you give me a little more detail about the caves? Access through manhole? Lights or darkness?


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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #177 on: July 21, 2015, 02:58:34 PM »
Are these caves used for smuggling?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #178 on: July 21, 2015, 02:59:23 PM »
Can you drive a vehicle in them? Im assuming premier Brownback knows they exist but cant find them?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #179 on: July 21, 2015, 03:10:06 PM »
The roving warlord known only as fake sugar dick :ohno:
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #180 on: July 21, 2015, 03:20:35 PM »
Wife is from Colby, KS...the shortcut to Denver!

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #181 on: July 21, 2015, 03:20:51 PM »
I am just waiting for SD to encounter some other gErs.
Been working on that, may have have something up my sleeve once they leave COW FARMER JENKINS homestead.

It would be easier if some gE people lived in western NE.

My caves stretch everywhere under BRownbakistan
Interesting, could you give me a little more detail about the caves? Access through manhole? Lights or darkness?

access through very exclusive clubs
you can drive in them
He does but is too afraid to venture down there

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #182 on: July 21, 2015, 03:21:49 PM »
Monument Rocks as a look-out tower for Blackshirts!

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #183 on: July 22, 2015, 05:09:45 AM »
I need somebody to check on ben ji STAT! He may have gotten too into this new book/screenplay he is writing.


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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #184 on: July 22, 2015, 10:29:40 AM »
Lets go back to chapter 2 of Brownbackistan Breakout "Tunnels"




“Let’s keep it moving. Goods destined for Lakesantonio on the left, BEARS goods on the right!” Dugout Dickstone shouted. The eccentric billionaire had spent the last 10 years digging tunnels across the Midwest, eventually acquiring the nickname “Dugout”. What started as a hobby quickly progressed after Brownbackistan was formed and now constituted the most efficient form of transport through hostile Brownbackistan. Everything from 70 inch Flatscreen TV’s to Refugees flowed in a steady stream through the 10 ft wide tunnels. Premier Brownback knew the tunnels existed but lack the intestinal fortitude to confront the problem, electing to secure his hold on power above before venturing below.

 

While Brownback consolidated his power above Dickstone used his underground passages to help his friends escape into BEARS. Just 2 days ago Queen Winters group had Rescued Pete from the Chaos on I-70 and helped him reach safety through the tunnels. Now he had to figure out a way to get his IRL bud Steve Dave and his family to safety.

 

The call had come last night but Dickstone was too busy pounding brews with his Bro’s to notice he had a VM. He was behind the 8 ball but he knew the path SD would take to reach BEARS, he also had just the man for the job….

 

“WackyCat! Get over here! And bring your buds 8manpick and TTHOTUC, Steve Dave needs our help”

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #185 on: July 22, 2015, 10:40:18 AM »
well that's a power trio if I ever saw one.  No way SD doesn't make it to BEARS
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #186 on: July 22, 2015, 10:42:42 AM »
Benji should move Hollywood today and become a screenwriter.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #187 on: July 22, 2015, 11:22:27 AM »
I wonder what happened to SD's family in the later chapters.  :users:

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #188 on: July 22, 2015, 11:23:05 AM »
the dialogue crackles with real life intensity

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #189 on: July 22, 2015, 01:00:11 PM »
Chapter 4 - Turkey Hunting

Wacky, 8man and TTHOTUC made their way west from Manhattan, in a few minutes they would be at Queen Winters Compound to pickup up the supplies they needed for their mission. The Queen’s compound was a veritable gold mine, a 60 acre site bursting from the seams with Ammo/Food that had been slowly acquired by her parents over the last 30 years. In addition to the Queen and her family the compound was also home to Winters, Nicname, and the rest of Kings Court trivia team (2015 Fatty Fest Runner up).

 

All of a sudden Shots rang out in the distance, “Everyone down” Wacky whispered. Another volley of shots rang out as Wacky and his team neared the compound. When they crested the hill they could see the compound under attack below them. There were six attackers, all wearing digital camouflage and slowly working their way closer to the compound. “Its go time gentlemen, 8man and TTHOTUC sweep around the back side, looks like someone is pinned down by the barn and needs help. I’ve got the guy ahead of me by the creek”

 

Winters did indeed need help, he had been out milking the cow when the surprise attack came. Wood shattered and bullets flew over his head as he took cover elbow deep in cow crap. 2 shots rang out from what seemed like right next to him, this is it he thought, I’m a goner. Instead Winters looked up to see 8manpick and TTHOTUC Standing next to him PEW PEW PEW’n away at the bad guys.

 

Meanwhile across the compound Wacky looked down his sight at the man taking cover by the creek, he had never killed a man before but today he faced no choice.  He calmly gazed down the barrel of his shotgun and squeezed the trigger. “BOOM” Wacky couldn’t remember a gun being this loud and momentarily lost his focus, by the time he looked back down the barrel the bad guy was face down in the creek.

 

Facing fire from 2 sides the remaining back guys quickly fled on their motorcycles.

 

Wacky slowly approached the bad guy laying in the creek. His one shot had grazed the bad guy on the knee cap, certainly this could not have killed the man. Inspecting closer Wacky came to the realization that after being the shot the man had fallen into the creek head first and drowned in the 2 feet of water. Just like turkey hunting Wacky chuckled.

 

Wacky started walking way when something on the bad guys neck caught his eye. Pulling back the dead mans collar he saw a tattoo.

 

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #190 on: July 22, 2015, 01:08:29 PM »
OMG wacky killed a guy!!!

What about steve dave and Alonzo?! Can they get away from the Blackshirts and reunite with the family?

Will wacky 8man and TTHOTUC find SD in time?!

Who are the bad guyz with FSD tattoos? !?!

SO MANY QUESTIONS.

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #191 on: July 22, 2015, 02:02:46 PM »
That chapter hasn't made it to the fact checker yet I guess
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #192 on: July 22, 2015, 02:27:02 PM »
Is there a difference between Brownshirts and Blackshirts?

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #193 on: July 22, 2015, 02:29:56 PM »
I think the brownshirts are like the ss and the blackshirts are just a regional/nebraska sub division of the brownshirts
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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #194 on: July 22, 2015, 03:05:07 PM »
Is there a difference between Brownshirts and Blackshirts?

One can stop a team with a running game and the other can't.   :dunno:

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #195 on: March 15, 2016, 10:21:59 PM »
@'bias

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #196 on: March 16, 2016, 12:16:27 AM »
thank god.  was away from technology and worried for a min there

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #197 on: March 16, 2016, 12:18:14 PM »
How did I miss this thread?  :lol:

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #198 on: March 16, 2016, 12:29:24 PM »
thank god.  was away from technology and worried for a min there

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Re: Breaking up the United States
« Reply #199 on: March 16, 2016, 12:30:46 PM »
ben ji is so rough ridin' talented!  :love: