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CACTUS!? YOU TALKIN ABOUT CACTUS???
« on: December 04, 2017, 04:04:57 PM »
this is the hot but it's a dry heat bowl game between ucla and ksu, located inside a baseball stadium which is sponsored by UR favorite credit card company.

let's take a look at what's been a-bruin in westwood so far in the year of the cockerel:

-highlights include losing to a team from the american athletic conference, as well as holding Stanford to their season high of 58 points.
-ucla has beaten the following ranked opponents this year:
-Despite ucla being located in a virtually unknown city (westwood, wtf?), and ksu being the very beating heart of the most vibrant metropolis on planet earth (manhattan), there are actually some similarities between the schools!
examples:
-each team lost to a garbage opponent in the state of tennessee on the same day (September 16): ksu (vanderbilt) and ucla (memphis)
-each school has had egregious recruiting whiffs: ksu (cam newton) and ucla (steven spielberg)
-each school has famous alumni: ksu (tiger woods' dad, jason sudeikis, the goo goo dolls, etc) and ucla (kim kardashian, oj simpson, kevin spacey, etc)

let's break down the football:
ksu will run a whole bunch and ucla will like not run very much at all but will pass a whole lot. ksu will completely out-PPP ucla to death in this one.

PREDICTO:

Kansas State 34
UCLA 31


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Re: CACTUS!? YOU TALKIN ABOUT CACTUS???
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2017, 04:13:26 PM »

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Re: CACTUS!? YOU TALKIN ABOUT CACTUS???
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2017, 04:22:11 PM »
i was actually there the day the goo goo dolls walked across the stage to get their diplomas, pretty awesome stuff

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Re: CACTUS!? YOU TALKIN ABOUT CACTUS???
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2017, 04:36:25 PM »
does ucla have a sports rebel bbs?

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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2017, 09:03:12 PM »
Great thread title, ITT, IMHO.  :thumbs:

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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2017, 09:13:21 PM »
I remember going to the El/Dunn switch every series bowl in that stadium (I think). What a mess.

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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2017, 09:45:06 PM »
I remember going to the El/Dunn switch every series bowl in that stadium (I think). What a mess.

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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2017, 09:57:13 PM »
I like us big, 37:10 to 22:50

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Re: CACTUS!? YOU TALKIN ABOUT CACTUS???
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2017, 12:43:53 AM »
Doesn't UCLA count as a direction school?  Central LA?

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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2017, 05:37:52 AM »
Commuter city school.

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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2017, 07:37:03 AM »
Obviously none of you have yellow fever
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2017, 03:15:40 PM »
last night in trivia one of the categories was bowl games, and they would show a logo with the name of the bowl removed and you had to guess which bowl it was. they showed the cactus bowl and i didn't even recognize it.

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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2017, 05:18:17 PM »
Pretty sure jason sudeikis went to KU...along with Paul Rudd and Rob Riggle.
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2017, 05:22:07 PM »
Pretty sure jason sudeikis went to KU...along with Paul Rudd and Rob Riggle.
No, like most KU fans, he went to some community college

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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2017, 05:24:01 PM »
 :ROFL:
Pretty sure jason sudeikis went to KU...along with Paul Rudd and Rob Riggle.
No, like most KU fans, he went to some community college
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