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Bowl games wtf boring
« on: December 03, 2017, 08:54:49 PM »
Unless you're in the top four these bowl games are all dumb, uninteresting and meaningless. Someone should seriously figure out how to interject something interesting in the outcome to make each team and their fan base care.

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1) winning team players get to line up across losing team players after the game and stuff a cream pie in their face.

2) winning team gets more money. Illegal?

3) losing coach has to jump in a pool of pudding.

4) insert better ideas here.


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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2017, 09:04:32 PM »
Losing team gets sketchy charter jet with that one engine that has a tendency to “act up”.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2017, 09:05:20 PM »
Losing team has to sing other teams alma matter.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2017, 09:05:37 PM »
64 team playoff starting in like week 8

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2017, 09:06:59 PM »
If you are a member or graduate of the losing school and a member or graduate of the winning school sees you in public, they can ask you to tie their shoe and you have to do it for a full week after the game.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2017, 09:14:06 PM »
Losing team has to sit on the sunny side of the plane

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2017, 09:22:47 PM »
Losing team has to use 2g data service for the entire trip back  :Wha:

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2017, 09:32:33 PM »
losing team does the winning team's dirty laundry after the game.  even the stinky stuff

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2017, 09:40:43 PM »
Bowls that have those joint banquet meals where both teams get to feast; postpone it until day after the bowl and only the winning team gets to stay and be kinks of the city, losing team flies home immediately after the game.  A certain number of attending winning fans can partake in the next-day celebration too.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2017, 10:11:24 PM »
Bowls always give gifts to the teams, so I think the obvious answer is that each member of the winning team gets to take something from a losing team member.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2017, 08:48:53 AM »
A bowl feast after where the winning team gets the best food in the city and the losing team gets Arbys

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2017, 08:57:32 AM »
None of these suggestions help viewership.

I suggest that instead of the football teams playing each other the schools get the hottest coeds to play each other in some oil wrestling football match thing and also the coeds are naked and you can see their boobs and stuff
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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2017, 09:03:50 AM »
After the game, the captains of each team engage in a dance-off for the coveted [insert bowl name here] Belt.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2017, 09:06:05 AM »
A bowl feast after where the winning team gets the best food in the city and the losing team gets Arbys
The losing team serves the winning team!!

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2017, 09:07:07 AM »
Pudding and cream pie.  I'm kinda digging this food stuff.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2017, 09:42:38 AM »
A bowl feast after where the winning team gets the best food in the city and the losing team gets Arbys
Arby's is good, you son of a bitch.


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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2017, 09:51:17 AM »
A bowl feast after where the winning team gets the best food in the city and the losing team gets Arbys
Arby's is good, you son of a bitch.


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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2017, 09:55:17 AM »
here's an idea.  winning team should get arby's and losing team should get chicat's mother's cooking.


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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2017, 10:11:56 AM »
None of these suggestions help viewership.

I suggest that instead of the football teams playing each other the schools get the hottest coeds to play each other in some oil wrestling football match thing and also the coeds are naked and you can see their boobs and stuff
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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2017, 10:24:31 AM »
here's an idea.  winning team should get arby's and losing team should get chicat's mother's cooking.

Wouldn't be a lot of incentive for either team there

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2017, 10:30:10 AM »
Losing team has to eat earthworms and do the Truffle Shuffle.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2017, 10:43:22 AM »
Losing team has to listen to LSU's Coach O read the Declaration of Independence.

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2017, 11:26:41 AM »
Losing team has to listen to LSU's Coach O read the Declaration of Independence.

That actually sounds inspirational. 

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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2017, 11:48:47 AM »
Losing team must have a Survivor meeting to decide which 5 of their players must transfer to KU to finish their career
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Re: Bowl games wtf boring
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2017, 11:52:08 AM »
Losing team must have a Survivor meeting to decide which 5 of their players must transfer to KU to finish their career

I thought about something like where a single player from the losing team (1st come, 1st serve) could subsequently transfer to the winning team w/o having to sit out a year, but that could lead to players tanking the bowl game to escape.