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The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« on: November 19, 2017, 11:02:04 AM »
I’m not saying Bill definitely is a Dark wizard, I’m just saying there’s a nonzero chance that he has split his soul across one or more objects through that most supremely evil act of murder, with the ultimate goal of achieving immortality. This thread is to brainstorm possible horcruxes and establish plans and techniques by which to destroy them and thus banish what is left of Bill’s tortured soul from this realm of existence.

A few ideas I’ve had are:

- Weiser Lock Copper Bowl trophy
- His headset
- Sean
- Stan Webber
- the statue
- One of his pairs of Nike Cortez

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2017, 11:03:25 AM »
A Cadillac that Sean drives

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2017, 11:10:04 AM »
The Pinocchio figurine in his office.

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2017, 11:11:25 AM »
Holiday bowl windbreaker

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2017, 11:13:00 AM »
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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2017, 11:31:32 AM »
Possible techniques for destruction:

An over-the-top touchdown celebration by a player with exposed, long hair and excessive jewelry.

A written scholarship offer to a five star recruit with a giant ego and questionable work ethic.

If all else fails we stab the horcruxes directly in the heart with Lee Corso's pencil.

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2017, 11:44:46 AM »
I had to look up what a horcrux is.

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2017, 11:52:24 AM »
Joker's Trey Dishon avi :love:

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2017, 12:07:36 PM »
Clearly, he entombed it somewhere in KU Memorial Stadium. You guys are playing dark arts checkers, and LHCBS is playing fifth-dimenionsional Druidic quantum conjuration chess.

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2017, 12:08:36 PM »
I had to look up what a horcrux is.

Phil. Of course.
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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2017, 12:32:07 PM »
Paul Rhodes' shoelace.

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2017, 01:50:44 PM »
Clearly, he entombed it somewhere in KU Memorial Stadium. You guys are playing dark arts checkers, and LHCBS is playing fifth-dimenionsional Druidic quantum conjuration chess.

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2017, 02:30:06 PM »
The neek

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2017, 04:32:05 PM »
Joker's Trey Dishon avi :love:

It's hawt

That entire sequence was simply delicious.

He yanked down a 6'5, 230lb QB by the foot while laying on the ground and made him look like a rag doll.  The belly rub was the cherry on top.

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2017, 05:06:44 PM »
Jim Leavitt

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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2017, 06:48:12 PM »
Stand up tight end


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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2017, 06:50:00 PM »
I was going to guess that the Murder victim was Chris Boggas, but according to LinkedIn he works for an environmental services company in Irvine, TX.

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2017, 07:45:23 PM »
Jerome Janet?

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2017, 07:47:28 PM »
I was going to guess that the Murder victim was Chris Boggas, but according to LinkedIn he works for an environmental services company in Irvine, TX.

Would’ve been a good guess with the signed baseball being the horcrux
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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2017, 07:54:36 PM »
Robert Mugabe

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2017, 08:57:55 AM »
Jerome Janet?


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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2017, 08:58:26 AM »
Cody Lee Smith’s intestines

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2017, 09:58:14 AM »
CK's elbows

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Re: The Horcruxes of Bill - Official thread
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2017, 10:16:46 AM »
Rectangular elbow patches that go on our qbs elbows


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