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Kansas State Football / Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....

« on: June 30, 2022, 04:15:10 PM »

Does the b10 immediately try to go for 20 teams? Add Oregon, UW, and ??

Or can the b12 make an amazing pitch to Oregon and UW and bring 2 other pac schools to go to 16?

Here's a hint: it starts with a K and ends with a U.

K.S.U. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: Parrish

« on: April 06, 2022, 08:06:51 PM »

More like Perish.
 

Dlew12 is TEMPORARILY classified as "You can be a better poster than this"

Wow Dlew...

Leave Dlew alone. He's a good boy.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: October 08, 2021, 08:22:02 PM »

They should just add metal bleachers to the tiers and make it part of the NEZFZ.

Our stadium lacks metal bleachers now.

the entire stadium is metal bleachers chief

Isn't there a difference between benches and bleachers, boss?

No, there is not ... umm, Mogambo. DQ is right. He is always right, and he has always been right ever since he was a little boy.

Would this be Dlew's dad by chance? 

Umm, uh ... no. It, uh, is some anonymous person who you don't know and is an anonymous person.

But I know that the son of Dlew's dad is a wonderful wonderful boy and no one doesn't like him and he's always right.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: October 08, 2021, 03:34:40 PM »

They should just add metal bleachers to the tiers and make it part of the NEZFZ.

Our stadium lacks metal bleachers now.

the entire stadium is metal bleachers chief

Isn't there a difference between benches and bleachers, boss?

No, there is not ... umm, Mogambo. DQ is right. He is always right, and he has always been right ever since he was a little boy.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Sa-Looskies Game Thread

« on: September 13, 2021, 09:28:30 AM »

Who is this pa announcer? What happened to the old guy?

Rank amateur. Sounded like Grandpa Simpson.

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Kansas State Football / Translation please?

« on: September 08, 2020, 08:46:53 AM »

Les Miles on the Big 12 teleconference Monday:

"We're not a team that's riddled with (COVID) issues, and I don't think there's any real trepidation ... but I think what the country that's prepared to play has done is they have said, 'No' and said, 'Yes.'"

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Jerome Tang Coaches Kansas State Basketball / Re: The Chair Up There

« on: January 25, 2020, 08:34:49 AM »

BTW, Silvio De Souza's great grandfather, Hank, wrote "The Kansas Wildcat March" one evening after a hard day of work in the Angolan oil fields.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Nebraska's struggle for relevance.

« on: November 04, 2019, 12:54:34 PM »

They'll say they want to come back, but will demand that Texas leave.

Against UT in the Big 12, they were 1-9. They'd rather continue to suffer in the Big 10 than face the Longhorns ever again.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Surviving Starkville: travel tips for Cats in the Deep South

« on: September 10, 2019, 01:26:53 PM »

Black tents? Cotton District?

Planning on arriving Friday. Where's exactly can I find Elivs's birthplace in Starkville?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Congratulations on National Championship!!!

« on: September 09, 2019, 07:35:00 PM »

I didn't think the news would spread this quickly about Klieman building a monster here but I guess it is deserved.   

Oh...the word has spread.  The hot rumor is they are trying to reroute College GameDay to Starkville this weekend and then they will follow KSU for the rest of the year.  it will basically be KSU GameDay.  Corso will just leave the Willie head on for the next 10 weeks.

Oh now, come on, that's just not realistic. I have not heard that rumor at all. GameDay has rarely, if ever, "followed" teams for TWO consecutive games, much less a WHOLE SEASON, GoToHellOldMiss. Even when we were ranked No. 1 in the whole country during the 1998 and 2012 seasons, they didn't do that. As I expressed earlier in this same paragraph, I firmly believe that it is doubtful that College GameDay "will follow KSU for the rest of the year." (Although wouldn't that be something?! Ha Ha.)

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Kansas State Football / Re: "CAN HIS ASS" chant for this weekend

« on: September 25, 2018, 02:30:49 PM »

can we change it to "butt" or "rear end"?  my kids are coming with me on Saturday and, while I'd like to have them participate, I do not condone swear words.

What?!! Oh well, I'm looking forward to meeting these grandchildren at the Christmas dinner table.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Sad news

« on: December 03, 2017, 03:49:26 PM »

OK, I later learned that this was a little boy. Otherwise, why the shaming?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Sad news

« on: December 02, 2017, 09:05:22 PM »

Bless her heart.

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU Game Today

« on: October 28, 2017, 08:49:10 PM »

Do not appreciate my identity being repeatedly misappropriated by others. When I have something to say, I'll say it.

OK, I now have something to say: We're not very good.

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Kansas State Football / Re: BSFS Expansion Thread

« on: May 23, 2017, 02:22:24 PM »

No, no, no. That band day photo was 1970ish, give or take a couple of years. DLew wasn't even a gleam in his father's eye yet.

You youngsters.

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Kansas State Football / Re: New AD List

« on: March 03, 2017, 05:42:15 PM »

I have a fascinating story about an episode in K-State athletic directorship-hiring history. Hold on to your hats.

In 1976, I served as a student rep on the Intercollegiate Athletic Council, a useless, rubber-stamp committee of amateur, though ambitious, bureaucrats that approved whatever Ernie Barrett wanted. (I remember sitting by Ernie in one of our pointless meetings and him offering me a breath mint. It's a moment I'll never forget – Ernie Barrett played in the NBA.) Our Very Important Committee, known around campus and as far west as Ogden and east to the outskirts of Zeandale as simply "the IAC," was tasked with "reviewing" (yeah right) resumes for the position of athletic director.

One of the notable resumes was from Lou Saban, who had just resigned as head coach of the Buffalo Bills because he was mad at owner Ralph Wilson over the handling of OJ Simpson's contract, which led to Wilson refusing to ever add Saban's name to the Bills' Wall of Fame. We (well, not we really) didn't hire Saban, because he obviously paled in comparison to the clearly superior Jersey Jermier. (I remember sending Jersey a note of congratulations. He sent one back that said, "Thanks.") By the end of that same year, however, the spurned Lou Saban had served as the athletic director at both Cincinnati (for 19 days) and Miami (Fla.).

Of course, you've already figured out the obvious: that Lou Saban is the father of Nick.

You would be wrong. Not related.

Anyway, Amy Button Not-Yet-Renz was just another cute chick on campus when I was helping to conduct all of this important business. Took her more than 40 years to get into a position to hire an AD. Pffft ... I was doing it before I graduated.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Snyder Retirement Coaching Search Master Thread

« on: December 01, 2016, 09:57:20 AM »

I see PJ Fleck going to Purdue or possibly Oregon. I'm not sure I believe Venables even wants to be a head coach.

Our next coach will not be Venables, because on Tuesday Keitzman said that absolutely will not happen.

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Kansas State Football / Re: 64-0

« on: November 23, 2016, 07:48:44 AM »

It was 64-0 at the end of the 3rd quarter. K-State didn't score in the 4th quarter.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Start Wearing Purple - Our "Jumparound"

« on: August 30, 2013, 11:03:29 AM »

STUDENTS........

YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN TONIGHT.

JUST START SINGING IT, DAMMIT, AND DON'T GIVE UP.

JUST SING THE CHORUS OVER AND OVER.

MAKE IT A NEW K-STATE TRADITION.

EVEN IF BS, JC AND MRS. ANIMAL DON'T LIKE IT, JUST DO IT ANYWAY.

THEY CAN'T STOP YOU, AND THIS MUST HAPPEN.

(And it's very important to my beloved son and all of his little gE playmates.)

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Kansas State Football / Re: Fargo Quotes. Do all North Dakotites talk funny?

« on: August 26, 2013, 08:18:49 PM »

Yeer dahrned tootin’!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Fargo Quotes. Do all North Dakotites talk funny?

« on: August 25, 2013, 03:14:33 PM »

Well, heck, if ya wanna, if ya wanna play games here!

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Kansas State Football / Fargo Quotes. Do all North Dakotites talk funny?

« on: August 25, 2013, 02:58:42 PM »

I mean, what the heck’s the deal here? I’m workin’ with ya on this thing. And are they all kinda funny lookin’? In a general kinda way?

Thanks a bunch.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Ron Prince stories

« on: July 26, 2013, 07:51:31 PM »

also, dlewdad- we need dlew stories. i can start a dlew stories thread if you want. i bet he was quite the prankster. also, bowling? what was up with that?

I've already denied that I'm his father, so I really don't know anything about him being 1st Team All-Johnson County and 2nd Team All-Metro.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Ron Prince stories

« on: July 26, 2013, 07:02:48 PM »

Dlew,

I ABSOLUTELY DENY that I am your father and you're grounded.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Ron Prince stories

« on: July 26, 2013, 03:03:23 PM »

Good heavens, of course DGale is legit. No motive not to be, and everything she's said comports with how we now understand RP. For crying out loud, she gave us PICTURES. 

Anyone who's lived long enough knows people who are like Ron, in varying degrees. They're called sociopaths, and they're all over the place. I've had two bosses who were just like him, and I'm ashamed that I didn't see right through this guy from the beginning. On behalf of most of the board (in my estimation), my apologies for the few who have expressed even a smidgen of doubt about you. (And, BTW, I think you're great. Love your sense of humor and intelligence. And I'll bet you really are beautiful, just like Ron said. And a good witch, too, even if you have this crazy idea that the magical Wizard of Oz could be a bad man.)