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Title: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 03, 2017, 08:54:49 PM
Unless you're in the top four these bowl games are all dumb, uninteresting and meaningless. Someone should seriously figure out how to interject something interesting in the outcome to make each team and their fan base care.

Examples-

1) winning team players get to line up across losing team players after the game and stuff a cream pie in their face.

2) winning team gets more money. Illegal?

3) losing coach has to jump in a pool of pudding.

4) insert better ideas here.


Thoughts? Drugs?
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 03, 2017, 09:04:32 PM
Losing team gets sketchy charter jet with that one engine that has a tendency to “act up”.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 03, 2017, 09:05:20 PM
Losing team has to sing other teams alma matter.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: mocat on December 03, 2017, 09:05:37 PM
64 team playoff starting in like week 8
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 03, 2017, 09:06:59 PM
If you are a member or graduate of the losing school and a member or graduate of the winning school sees you in public, they can ask you to tie their shoe and you have to do it for a full week after the game.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: everyone shut up on December 03, 2017, 09:14:06 PM
Losing team has to sit on the sunny side of the plane
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 03, 2017, 09:32:33 PM
losing team does the winning team's dirty laundry after the game.  even the stinky stuff
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Trim on December 03, 2017, 09:40:43 PM
Bowls that have those joint banquet meals where both teams get to feast; postpone it until day after the bowl and only the winning team gets to stay and be kinks of the city, losing team flies home immediately after the game.  A certain number of attending winning fans can partake in the next-day celebration too.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: catastrophe on December 03, 2017, 10:11:24 PM
Bowls always give gifts to the teams, so I think the obvious answer is that each member of the winning team gets to take something from a losing team member.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: ChiComCat on December 04, 2017, 08:48:53 AM
A bowl feast after where the winning team gets the best food in the city and the losing team gets Arbys
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: star seed 7 on December 04, 2017, 08:57:32 AM
None of these suggestions help viewership.

I suggest that instead of the football teams playing each other the schools get the hottest coeds to play each other in some oil wrestling football match thing and also the coeds are naked and you can see their boobs and stuff
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: MadCat on December 04, 2017, 09:03:50 AM
After the game, the captains of each team engage in a dance-off for the coveted [insert bowl name here] Belt.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on December 04, 2017, 09:06:05 AM
A bowl feast after where the winning team gets the best food in the city and the losing team gets Arbys
The losing team serves the winning team!!
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Super PurpleCat on December 04, 2017, 09:07:07 AM
Pudding and cream pie.  I'm kinda digging this food stuff.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DQ12 on December 04, 2017, 09:42:38 AM
A bowl feast after where the winning team gets the best food in the city and the losing team gets Arbys
Arby's is good, you son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: ChiComCat on December 04, 2017, 09:51:17 AM
A bowl feast after where the winning team gets the best food in the city and the losing team gets Arbys
Arby's is good, you son of a bitch.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7btT1T9qpQZWhNlK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DQ12 on December 04, 2017, 09:55:17 AM
here's an idea.  winning team should get arby's and losing team should get chicat's mother's cooking.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Katpappy on December 04, 2017, 10:11:56 AM
None of these suggestions help viewership.

I suggest that instead of the football teams playing each other the schools get the hottest coeds to play each other in some oil wrestling football match thing and also the coeds are naked and you can see their boobs and stuff
Katdaddy here!  :ksu:
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: ChiComCat on December 04, 2017, 10:24:31 AM
here's an idea.  winning team should get arby's and losing team should get chicat's mother's cooking.

Wouldn't be a lot of incentive for either team there
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: MadCat on December 04, 2017, 10:30:10 AM
Losing team has to eat earthworms and do the Truffle Shuffle.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: BackPayne on December 04, 2017, 10:43:22 AM
Losing team has to listen to LSU's Coach O read the Declaration of Independence.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Super PurpleCat on December 04, 2017, 11:26:41 AM
Losing team has to listen to LSU's Coach O read the Declaration of Independence.

That actually sounds inspirational. 
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Trogdor on December 04, 2017, 11:48:47 AM
Losing team must have a Survivor meeting to decide which 5 of their players must transfer to KU to finish their career
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Trim on December 04, 2017, 11:52:08 AM
Losing team must have a Survivor meeting to decide which 5 of their players must transfer to KU to finish their career

I thought about something like where a single player from the losing team (1st come, 1st serve) could subsequently transfer to the winning team w/o having to sit out a year, but that could lead to players tanking the bowl game to escape.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: KST8FAN on December 26, 2018, 12:09:14 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/sports/colleges/he-runs-one-amateur-football-game-per-year-he-makes-more-than-1-million/2018/12/24/80b30450-04a6-11e9-9122-82e98f91ee6f_story.html?__twitter_impression=true&noredirect=on


Tom

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Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: goCats101 on December 26, 2018, 03:57:19 PM
64 team playoff except all games sans championship played (college) overtime-style.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: michigancat on December 26, 2018, 04:26:43 PM
64 team playoff except all games sans championship played (college) overtime-style.

college overtime blows
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: j rake on December 28, 2018, 06:20:58 AM
college football needs to chop itself literally in half. five big leagues, plus six additional schools that can be relegated/promoted for poor performance. eff the bowls. eff the shitty directional schools. it's a waste of everyone's time.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 28, 2018, 08:33:34 AM
Horrible take, rake. Vegas would lose their minds if there was no MACtion on Tuesday nights.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 28, 2018, 09:28:39 AM
We (Big 12) are undefeated in bowl games this year so far (2-0), but we were underdogs in both those games and in all five remaining Big 12 bowl games!  Holy moly, have we ever had every single Big 12 team be an underdog in bowl season before?!? Today we have West Virginia as a 3 point underdog to rough ridin' Syracuse (LOL), and Iowa State (our OC's old school who was better than him and fired him for not being good enough) giving 2.5 against Washington State.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 28, 2018, 10:35:51 AM
I can't wait till the ISU game is over. I don't think i can take one more day of ISU fans in San Antonio twitter.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: j rake on December 28, 2018, 10:48:40 AM
Horrible take, rake. Vegas would lose their minds if there was no MACtion on Tuesday nights.

no, excellent take!

a tuesday night MAC football game probably registers a quarter of a percentage point tops on a vegas book's overall weekly handle. putting them in a lower level league (FBS+) doesn't mean you can't bet on them. every FCS game this year, for the first time ever, was lined. sides and totals. even teams from the crummiest leagues.

a 70-team CFB would be infinitely better than the crap we have now. every conference could schedule eight league games each and play four non-league - one from each conference per year, on a rotational basis. it would all be predetermined. so k-state would play wash st, purdue, clemson, tenn one year; then oregon st, iowa, duke, kentucky the next; then arizona, michigan, wake, georgia the next; and so on.

we'd see far more two and three-loss teams remain in the picture for a CFB playoff spot, and evaluating the quality of teams would be far easier after getting rid of all the crap directional schools and FCS's that water down the schedule. it would be a big win for TV, and returning to your original point, a big win for sportsbooks. the overflow of marquee matchups could be spilled into the weekdays, there would be far more games of interest on weekends, and everyone is happy.

looking forward to nicholls state in next year's opener though, should be a good one!
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: catastrophe on December 28, 2018, 11:02:50 AM
If they make it an 8 team playoff, I’m totally fine with keeping conferences as is.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: catastrophe on December 28, 2018, 11:19:48 AM
We (Big 12) are undefeated in bowl games this year so far (2-0), but we were underdogs in both those games and in all five remaining Big 12 bowl games!  Holy moly, have we ever had every single Big 12 team be an underdog in bowl season before?!? Today we have West Virginia as a 3 point underdog to rough ridin' Syracuse (LOL), and Iowa State (our OC's old school who was better than him and fired him for not being good enough) giving 2.5 against Washington State.

Isn’t the WVU thing because Grier is sitting out?
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 28, 2018, 12:00:47 PM
Probably.  I didn’t think of that.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on December 28, 2018, 02:48:31 PM
how about that Auburn huh?   :eek:
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: MakeItRain on December 28, 2018, 08:14:12 PM
I can't wait till the ISU game is over. I don't think i can take one more day of ISU fans in San Antonio twitter.

They are the absolute worst. I flew back into Des Moines on Wednesday when these rubes were flying out and that airport was disgustingly Istatey.

I also love that they are bragging about how many people they have there and it seems as if Washington State has just as many.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Oyster_Trousers on December 28, 2018, 09:43:50 PM
I can't wait till the ISU game is over. I don't think i can take one more day of ISU fans in San Antonio twitter.

They are the absolute worst. I flew back into Des Moines on Wednesday when these rubes were flying out and that airport was disgustingly Istatey.

I also love that they are bragging about how many people they have there and it seems as if Washington State has just as many.

Lol at the refs bending Matt Campbell over and slipping him the one-eyed Willy in that first half.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: MakeItRain on December 28, 2018, 10:22:25 PM
I can't wait till the ISU game is over. I don't think i can take one more day of ISU fans in San Antonio twitter.

They are the absolute worst. I flew back into Des Moines on Wednesday when these rubes were flying out and that airport was disgustingly Istatey.

I also love that they are bragging about how many people they have there and it seems as if Washington State has just as many.

Lol at the refs bending Matt Campbell over and slipping him the one-eyed Willy in that first half.

They didn't bend over crap. Even if you want to claim that wasn't targeting the one they missed on the wide receiver two plays before certainly was. And giving WSU a taunting call for extending the ball out ahead of old dude was a gigantic horse crap call.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Oyster_Trousers on December 28, 2018, 11:37:40 PM
Go Cougs.  Whatever.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 29, 2018, 01:00:01 AM
every iowa state person they showed was incredibly gross looking
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: KST8FAN on December 29, 2018, 08:23:26 AM
every iowa state person they showed was incredibly gross looking
https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/12/28/18159917/alamo-bowl-busch-light-iowa-state-washington-state

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Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 09:14:16 AM
You guys think OU will cover?
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: MakeItRain on December 29, 2018, 11:53:53 AM
every iowa state person they showed was incredibly gross looking
https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/12/28/18159917/alamo-bowl-busch-light-iowa-state-washington-state

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They are so unaware that it's laughable that this is a thing. The upper deck of the Alamodome was completely empty, but hey they sure drink a lot of cheap beer.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Prince McJunkins on December 29, 2018, 11:54:10 AM
You guys think OU will cover?
Yes. I’m a little surprised by that line.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 29, 2018, 02:28:07 PM
You guys think OU will cover?
Yes. I’m a little surprised by that line.

I’m surprised it hasn’t gone done a lot, OU all day.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 29, 2018, 02:28:19 PM
Michigan kinda sucks guys
Title: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 29, 2018, 02:40:09 PM
I hope the Clemson vs ND game is wtf boring because of Clemson blowing them out.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: 8manpick on December 29, 2018, 06:30:20 PM
I bet on Clemson and Alabama to cover, feeling pretty good so far
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: 8manpick on December 29, 2018, 07:25:14 PM
I bet on Clemson and Alabama to cover, feeling pretty good so far
Oklahoma may get beat by 50
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 07:44:09 PM
I bet on Clemson and Alabama to cover, feeling pretty good so far
Oklahoma may get beat by 50

Maybe more.  Oh my god they are getting their asses beat.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: CHONGS on December 29, 2018, 07:47:08 PM
OU likely won't score a point.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: CHONGS on December 29, 2018, 07:50:55 PM
After this have the Big 12 should be on probation for getting into the playoffs.  Only teams undefeated for two years in a row are eligible.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 07:51:43 PM
OU likely won't score a point.

Alabama could fumble a punt return, but that’s definitely unlikely.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: michigancat on December 29, 2018, 07:52:31 PM
I bet Oklahoma scores a point
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: michigancat on December 29, 2018, 07:53:11 PM
After this have the Big 12 should be on probation for getting into the playoffs.  Only teams undefeated for two years in a row are eligible.

should only let bama and clemson play. keep it at two.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 07:55:28 PM
OU should just go for it on 4th down.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: CHONGS on December 29, 2018, 07:58:45 PM
Losing to this year's crap bird Texas team should have been disqualifying. 

B12 is basically a G5 conference.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 08:02:45 PM
OMG.  This is an incredible ass whipping.  The Bama fans are chanting overrated.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: CHONGS on December 29, 2018, 08:03:40 PM
OU should ask them to call it off at the half.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: wetwillie on December 29, 2018, 08:06:04 PM
The SEC and ACC should just send their champion to the natty and let all of us other tards play in exhibition games named after kids snacks and chain restaurants.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 08:10:09 PM
Oh man, they have points! 
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: CHONGS on December 29, 2018, 08:10:19 PM
I bet Oklahoma scores a point
I'm glad I didn't really bet.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: michigancat on December 29, 2018, 08:12:29 PM
I bet Oklahoma scores a point
I'm glad I didn't really bet.
:cool:
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 08:13:25 PM
I bet Oklahoma scores a point
I'm glad I didn't really bet.
:cool:

Still.  Chingon has lost some face over this.  Watch your back.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: CHONGS on December 29, 2018, 08:14:23 PM
I bet Oklahoma scores a point
I'm glad I didn't really bet.
:cool:

Still.  Chingon has lost some face over this.  Watch your back.
I have great shame.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 08:17:34 PM
Alabama Punticorn
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: wetwillie on December 29, 2018, 08:18:18 PM
I thought anyone speaking bullishly about OU’s chances tonight were just gE’ing
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: michigancat on December 29, 2018, 08:41:42 PM
LMAO

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1079203908260634624?s=19
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 08:51:51 PM
That’s fantastic
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: steve dave on December 29, 2018, 08:53:29 PM
haha


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Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DaBigTrain on December 29, 2018, 09:00:43 PM
There’s still 30 min left :Chirp:
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2018, 10:39:31 PM
Weird game
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: KST8FAN on December 31, 2018, 06:11:18 PM
Liberty Bowl confusing AF. Mizzou dressed like Okla State and vice versa.

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Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Super PurpleCat on December 31, 2018, 08:19:43 PM
Aggies struggling with NC State, but then again they're Aggies so they struggle with all things in life.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: 8manpick on December 31, 2018, 08:50:30 PM
Other purple Wildcats with quite a 3rd quarter comeback
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: Katpappy on January 01, 2019, 11:26:44 AM
Whelp, looks like MSU will be putting a whopping on Iowa today.  Their QB is quite the Klein type QB; since today he may break the SEC record for most total career rushing yards by a QB.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 01, 2019, 11:34:39 AM
Those rugby style kicks are dumb IMO and that play a few min ago is the reason why.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: IPA4Me on January 01, 2019, 02:56:44 PM
Whelp, looks like MSU will be putting a whopping on Iowa today.  Their QB is quite the Klein type QB; since today he may break the SEC record for most total career rushing yards by a QB.
@oldtakesexposed
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 01, 2019, 07:06:10 PM
Bevo is pissed

https://twitter.com/sbn_wescott/status/1080265363215003648
Title: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 01, 2019, 07:14:26 PM
Here’s a better angle

https://twitter.com/sportsiren/status/1080266565550002176
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: wetwillie on January 01, 2019, 07:17:38 PM
I’m going to watch the first half out of morbid curiosity.
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: michigancat on January 01, 2019, 09:25:35 PM
I’m going to watch the first half out of morbid curiosity.
It's almost like there's a lot of randomness in a 12 game schedule with 130+ teams
Title: Re: Bowl games wtf boring
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 01, 2019, 09:49:56 PM
I’m going to watch the first half out of morbid curiosity.
It's almost like there's a lot of randomness in a 12 game schedule with 130+ teams

It’s an awful lot of randomness. Multiply this number by the average sum of the total number of plays per game and it gives you an idea. :sdeek:

2.32980851224825

:nerd: