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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #200 on: July 24, 2014, 08:38:43 AM »
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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #201 on: July 24, 2014, 12:56:44 PM »
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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #202 on: July 24, 2014, 11:04:22 PM »
i think it was implied that it must be swung around like a helicopter but i feel like i am the only one doing that

Yes, I believe our dicks are supposed to stay out until we're done swinging them. Malek signing was the call to get your dicks out and prepare, when he does stud things in a Catz uni then we swing. So basically I think we need to prepare to have our dicks out as long as Malek is here.

Also don't know how this effects our shEMAW brethren. Can't really swing their vags so the sexism of gE strikes again
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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #203 on: July 24, 2014, 11:10:11 PM »
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week

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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #204 on: July 25, 2014, 01:22:08 AM »
i think it was implied that it must be swung around like a helicopter but i feel like i am the only one doing that

Yes, I believe our dicks are supposed to stay out until we're done swinging them. Malek signing was the call to get your dicks out and prepare, when he does stud things in a Catz uni then we swing. So basically I think we need to prepare to have our dicks out as long as Malek is here.

Also don't know how this effects our shEMAW brethren. Can't really swing their vags so the sexism of gE strikes again
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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #205 on: July 25, 2014, 08:19:41 AM »
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week
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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #206 on: July 26, 2014, 08:52:08 PM »
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week
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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #207 on: July 26, 2014, 10:53:47 PM »
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week

I saw Marcus at chipotle 8 times in a week.

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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #208 on: July 26, 2014, 10:55:29 PM »
I saw Malek at Chipotle today for the 2nd time in a week

I saw Marcus at chipotle 8 times in a week.

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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #209 on: July 27, 2014, 10:12:03 PM »
Guys, put your dicks away temporarily and send up a prayer for our guy Malek. His Grams passed away this weekend after having a heart attack late last week. She was 94 yrs old I believe.

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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #210 on: July 28, 2014, 08:48:07 PM »
Guys, put your dicks away temporarily and send up a prayer for our guy Malek. His Grams passed away this weekend after having a heart attack late last week. She was 94 yrs old I believe.

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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #211 on: July 28, 2014, 08:52:29 PM »
At 94! With all due respect, keep your dicks out and celebrate her life.
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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #212 on: June 01, 2015, 03:25:29 PM »
So, does anybody know what is up with him?

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Re: Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)
« Reply #213 on: June 01, 2015, 09:19:10 PM »
At 94! With all due respect, keep your dicks out and celebrate her life.
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seriously, i'd take a heart attack at 94.