Malek Harris is a Kstate wildwild cat!!!! (GET YOUR DICKS OUT!)

[The Big Train]

It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100

That was such a great thread.  What a sad pathetic rough ridin' loser.

[ljmhawk2]

It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100

That was such a great thread.  What a sad pathetic rough ridin' loser.

  make more $$$ than u!

[The Big Train]

It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100

That was such a great thread.  What a sad pathetic rough ridin' loser.

  make more $$$ than u!

I don't want to ruin this thread with your garbage so its in the pit.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=16306.675

Edit: NSFW

[joda]

whats the deal here with the dicks? in or out?

Still out!

I feel like this thread is very sexist, please retitle to get your dicks, or vag out

[Spracne]

whats the deal here with the dicks? in or out?

Still out!

I feel like this thread is very sexist, please retitle to get your dicks, or vag out

Genitalia Bacchanalia has a nice neutral ring to it

[ljmhawk2]

It's like he thought we forgot or something.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=30208.100

That was such a great thread.  What a sad pathetic rough ridin' loser.

  make more $$$ than u!

I don't want to ruin this thread with your garbage so its in the pit.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=16306.675

Edit: NSFW

is it supposed to bother me? it doesn't. it's free entertainment and I don't pay for that crap. what's more disturbing is you taking time to try and find dirt on me like it's going to embarrass me. and you say I have a pathetic life and am a loser...look in the mirror buddy

[BackPayne]

 :facepalm:JFC you dumbasses. This is a thread about Malek and having our dicks out.

[Pete]

:facepalm:JFC you dumbasses. This is a thread about Malek and having our dicks out.

Yep.  Let's get this back on track with the two main points.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i feel weird with my dick out and timhawk just running wild in this thread. this used to be a dick out safe zone, and now we have this dude. im going to put my dick back in my pants but maybe wear like compression shorts or something so you can still see the outline of it but without it being out. at least until timhawk leaves...

[ben ji]

^^^^   

[CNS]

What is the time table on having our dicks remain out?  This is a newish thing and I just don't want to be all  + dickout for longer than is acceptable.  I imagine such a faux pas could be pretty embarrassing.

Thoughts?

[Emo EMAW]

Guys with your dicks out be sure to apply some DEET it's fixin' to be 'squito season.

[Pete]

What is the time table on having our dicks remain out?  This is a newish thing and I just don't want to be all  + dickout for longer than is acceptable.  I imagine such a faux pas could be pretty embarrassing.

Thoughts?

Here's the thing, you have to leave them out at least until we see him in action, BUT if he is as good as advertised you guys will probably have to leave them out all season.

This is somewhat akin to how the student section has to make noise at the beginning of the game until the other team scores, but with dicks and Malek's level of play.

[Pete]

I was thinking about this the other day, have we heard whether Malek knows we all have our dicks out?  I'd want that message to be delivered to him in just the right way, because I don't want to come off all creepy.  It's just dicks out, it's not some kind of creepy thing or whatever.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

maybe no pictures in the message and also put like (flaccid) after dicks so its less creepy.

"hey malek, were really excited to have you on our ksu cats bball team this year. so excited, in fact, that we at goEMAW.com all have our dicks (flaccid) out and will keep them out as long as you play really well this year. go cats!

goEMAW.com"

[Emo EMAW]

What's the point of flaccid?  I think he'd appreciate a slight chub.

[CNS]

"Winter Is Coming!" 


Maybe we take a stand and say "no!" to ppl wanting to put their dicks away and roll it into a profit center by selling WildWildCat knitted dick sleeves through Varneys?  Could probably fund a pretty nice(and warm) tailgate before one of the games included in the $100 package(dick joke! high five!).

[TownieCat]

"Winter Is Coming!" 


Maybe we take a stand and say "no!" to ppl wanting to put their dicks away and roll it into a profit center by selling WildWildCat knitted dick sleeves through Varneys?  Could probably fund a pretty nice(and warm) tailgate before one of the games included in the $100 package(dick joke! high five!).

This sounds like an excellent idea. Take it to the vending machine thread and you've found yourself an investor!

[Pete]

OK, there seems to be quite a bit of confusion over whether this "dicks out" business is metaphorical or literal. 

Is it clear what Bread's original intent was?

Maybe, and I'm not "judging" here, he meant it metaphorically?  Food for thought...

[420seriouscat69]

  :ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPP:

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

metaphor or not, my dick is staying out.

[puniraptor]

i think it was implied that it must be swung around like a helicopter but i feel like i am the only one doing that

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

no eye contact, guys. keep it classy.

[420seriouscat69]

We be swinging!

[joda]

i think it was implied that it must be swung around like a helicopter but i feel like i am the only one doing that

Yes, I believe our dicks are supposed to stay out until we're done swinging them. Malek signing was the call to get your dicks out and prepare, when he does stud things in a Catz uni then we swing. So basically I think we need to prepare to have our dicks out as long as Malek is here.

Also don't know how this effects our shEMAW brethren. Can't really swing their vags so the sexism of gE strikes again