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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2015, 09:43:21 PM »
My god, look at Gary Patterson, he's grosser than Wyatt's shoes. I bet he smells so bad; like a combo of sweat, hot dogs, and feet.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2015, 09:49:11 PM »
Like someone left a chilli cheese dog in a boat shoe left in the back seat of a car that had its windows open when it rained.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2015, 10:06:46 PM »
Future quatz opponent UTSA only down 14-10 to Zona in the 2nd Quarter
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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2015, 10:53:45 PM »
i didn't realize that larry coker was at utsa


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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2015, 11:40:12 PM »
man, white people loves some Journey, my goodness

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2015, 11:47:46 PM »
Like someone left a chilli cheese dog in a boat shoe left in the back seat of a car that had its windows open when it rained.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2015, 11:54:06 PM »
So. Harbaugh lost his Michigan debut tonight. He'll probably start back channeling for the KU job.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2015, 12:56:09 AM »
TCU escaped. Typical first game. If not, they're in real trouble.

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« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2015, 01:28:26 AM »
This Colorado vs. Hawaii game is just a colossal crap ahow. These plays happened in succession:

-Colorado throws interception on Hawaii's 10 yard line
-Hawaii 6 yard rush, ball on their own 16
-Hawaii QB drops back to pass but fumbles the ball 10 yards backward into the end zone, offensive lineman recovers ball falls 2 yards forward to avoid a safety.
-Hawaii QB forgets what play he calls and attempts to hand the ball to air, Colorado players wrap the QB up, Hawaii offensive linemen pull the QB out of the end zone to avoid a safety.
-Hawaii has to punt with the ball spotted inside of their own 1 yard line, before they punt they get a delay of game, the penalty is literally a couple of inches.
-Hawaii punts, Colorado punt returner inexplicably attempts to pick up a ball rolling on the turf while surrounded by the Hawaii punt coverage team, he gets blasted, muffs the punt, Hawaii ball on their own 44.
-Hawaii runs for 6 yards
-Hawaii runs for 3 yards
-Hawaii passes for 2 yards
-Hawaii QB throws a perfect pass to a Colorado D-lineman, he returns it 30 yards. The lineman is Bill McCartney's bastard grandson who drove him to start the Promise Keepers, no mention of Sal Aunesse or Sal Is Dead Go Big Red

5 minutes into the second quarter both teams have 2 turnovers

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2015, 06:21:31 AM »
UTSA is going to beat us you guys


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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2015, 06:55:47 AM »
Saw Jim Leavitt on the Colorado sideline.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2015, 07:51:08 AM »
TCU will probably be the reason the NCAA writes a mercy rule in tonight's matchup against 'Sota



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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2015, 09:08:12 AM »
UTSA is going to beat us you guys


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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2015, 01:18:07 PM »
lol


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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2015, 01:18:28 PM »
This Colorado vs. Hawaii game is just a colossal crap ahow. These plays happened in succession:

-Colorado throws interception on Hawaii's 10 yard line
-Hawaii 6 yard rush, ball on their own 16
-Hawaii QB drops back to pass but fumbles the ball 10 yards backward into the end zone, offensive lineman recovers ball falls 2 yards forward to avoid a safety.
-Hawaii QB forgets what play he calls and attempts to hand the ball to air, Colorado players wrap the QB up, Hawaii offensive linemen pull the QB out of the end zone to avoid a safety.
-Hawaii has to punt with the ball spotted inside of their own 1 yard line, before they punt they get a delay of game, the penalty is literally a couple of inches.
-Hawaii punts, Colorado punt returner inexplicably attempts to pick up a ball rolling on the turf while surrounded by the Hawaii punt coverage team, he gets blasted, muffs the punt, Hawaii ball on their own 44.
-Hawaii runs for 6 yards
-Hawaii runs for 3 yards
-Hawaii passes for 2 yards
-Hawaii QB throws a perfect pass to a Colorado D-lineman, he returns it 30 yards. The lineman is Bill McCartney's bastard grandson who drove him to start the Promise Keepers, no mention of Sal Aunesse or Sal Is Dead Go Big Red

5 minutes into the second quarter both teams have 2 turnovers

I laughed out loud reading that. So much suckage.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2015, 01:54:45 PM »
At least the game ended without any funny business.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2015, 02:00:53 PM »
That's awesome!

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2015, 03:01:33 PM »
At least the game ended without any funny business.

lol, right?
http://mweb.cbssports.com/ncaaf/eye-on-college-football/25290331/watch-refs-cant-get-ball-spotted-time-runs-out-on-colorado-vs-hawaii

To disagree with the author, there is no reason why when something like this happens that the clock gets stopped until the ref can retrieve the ball then the clock can get wound when it's placed.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2015, 06:26:59 PM »
Baylolololol.

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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2015, 06:27:09 PM »
Baylor defense.  :Yuck:
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Re: 2015 College Football Games- Discussion Thread (non-katz)
« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2015, 06:28:48 PM »
Baylolololol.
This is a ridiculously played game the first five minutes.  cDub, what's your score prediction based on the defense?  20 or so plays and four scores between the two teams.  Wow!

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« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2015, 06:34:45 PM »
Baylolololol.
This is a ridiculously played game the first five minutes.  cDub, what's your score prediction based on the defense?  20 or so plays and four scores between the two teams.  Wow!

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