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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2010, 03:17:45 PM »
The production quality of these videos really is great though, I was a little jealous when I first saw them. But the propaganda campaign style they decided to go with looks great until you have a season like this. Now it's just making these videos 10x more epically excruciating.

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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2010, 03:29:19 PM »
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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Gill is Insane

It appears that he only has about 4 or 5 coaching phrases he uses and that he enjoys just randomly cycling through them.


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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2010, 03:33:06 PM »
They've got to be compiling these videos in order to come up with a reasonable excuse for canning his ass at the end of the season.
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2010, 03:35:03 PM »
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein

Gill is Insane

It appears that he only has about 4 or 5 coaching phrases he uses and that he enjoys just randomly cycling through them.

i think the real turner gill died years ago and what people think is turner gill is actually some kind of sophisticated robot computer that was built with some kind of voice processing chip that is only programmed with seven different sayings. is this even possible? what kind of egomaniac would build something like this?

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« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2010, 03:44:49 PM »
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein

Gill is Insane

It appears that he only has about 4 or 5 coaching phrases he uses and that he enjoys just randomly cycling through them.

i think the real turner gill died years ago and what people think is turner gill is actually some kind of sophisticated robot computer that was built with some kind of voice processing chip that is only programmed with seven different sayings. is this even possible? what kind of egomaniac would build something like this?

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« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2010, 03:48:56 PM »
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein

Gill is Insane

It appears that he only has about 4 or 5 coaching phrases he uses and that he enjoys just randomly cycling through them.

i think the real turner gill died years ago and what people think is turner gill is actually some kind of sophisticated robot computer that was built with some kind of voice processing chip that is only programmed with seven different sayings. is this even possible? what kind of egomaniac would build something like this?

Atari 2600s could coach and motivate better than Gill. Must be a quarts watch robot
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« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2010, 03:56:24 PM »
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein

Gill is Insane

It appears that he only has about 4 or 5 coaching phrases he uses and that he enjoys just randomly cycling through them.

i think the real turner gill died years ago and what people think is turner gill is actually some kind of sophisticated robot computer that was built with some kind of voice processing chip that is only programmed with seven different sayings. is this even possible? what kind of egomaniac would build something like this?

Atari 2600s could coach and motivate better than Gill. Must be a quarts watch robot
More like a cup watch robot!  AMIRITE?!

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« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2010, 03:58:58 PM »
He was still leading them through the B.E.L.I.E.V.E. spiel on OCT. 7th?



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« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2010, 03:59:37 PM »
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein

Gill is Insane

It appears that he only has about 4 or 5 coaching phrases he uses and that he enjoys just randomly cycling through them.

i think the real turner gill died years ago and what people think is turner gill is actually some kind of sophisticated robot computer that was built with some kind of voice processing chip that is only programmed with seven different sayings. is this even possible? what kind of egomaniac would build something like this?

Atari 2600s could coach and motivate better than Gill. Must be a quarts watch robot
More like a cup watch robot!  AMIRITE?!

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« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2010, 04:01:53 PM »
Blocking, tackling, catching, and throwing are like the Hokey Pokey.

At least there are only 4 things to work on, seems pretty simple.

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« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2010, 04:39:14 PM »
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein

Gill is Insane

It appears that he only has about 4 or 5 coaching phrases he uses and that he enjoys just randomly cycling through them.

I was expecting to hear "Time for Wapner!" at some point. :frown:

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« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2010, 04:40:51 PM »
Man, that John Hadl pep talk got me all riled up.

I mean, I like wanted to run out on the field and kill someone and thin crap in their chest cavity or something. :excited:

I just can't see how this coaching plan just didn't work out.  :dunno:


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« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2010, 04:47:49 PM »
I guess I missed the massive comeback in the second half. 

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« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2010, 04:54:28 PM »
ku is about marketing first and foremost--like selling an air conditioner to Eskimos, etc.  The rubes that pass for fans of ku football are Eskimos, so to speak.

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« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2010, 05:34:16 PM »
I like Gill's approach, but this one seems to get the troops a little more fired up.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLMl0CLIDLg

I did forget how good ku looked against our 2's and 3's.   :curse:

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« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2010, 05:59:42 PM »
He was still leading them through the B.E.L.I.E.V.E. spiel on OCT. 7th?



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I get uneasy just watching that.
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« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2010, 06:06:44 PM »
"Block, Tackle, Catch, and Throw."   :horrorsurprise: You can catch before you throw? Maybe that's the problem.  :confused:
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« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2010, 06:10:12 PM »
He was still leading them through the B.E.L.I.E.V.E. spiel on OCT. 7th?



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I get uneasy just watching that.

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« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2010, 06:10:34 PM »
He was still leading them through the B.E.L.I.E.V.E. spiel on OCT. 7th?



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I get uneasy just watching that.

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« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2010, 06:45:54 PM »
There's no way that the KU players didn't think wow our coach is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) when he kept saying the same thing over and over again in the locker room at half ("tackle, catch, pass, that's all that football is!"). "I don't know what's gonna happen in the second half." Good head coach. :lol:

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« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2010, 07:15:58 PM »
There's no way that the KU players didn't think wow our coach is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) when he kept saying the same thing over and over again in the locker room at half ("tackle, catch, pass, that's all that football is!"). "I don't know what's gonna happen in the second half." Good head coach. :lol:

Thought the same thing.  If I had been a player listening to that I would have started looking for sharp objects or  :goodbyecruelworld:

At minimum the kids on the team have to feel  :blindfold: leading up to every game.  If the Rev let's them :smoke: I hope some at least are having a :blunt:  (sorry, at work, can't access any emoticon sites to throw in there).

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« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2010, 07:23:04 PM »
how would you feel if you were an orange bowl player and had to sit in that locker room.
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« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2010, 07:26:12 PM »
how would you feel if you were an orange bowl player and had to sit in that locker room.

Like Rick Majerus's towel boy...

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« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2010, 07:34:34 PM »
how would you feel if you were an orange bowl player and had to sit in that locker room.

Like Rick Majerus's towel boy...
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« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2010, 07:43:11 PM »
At the point towards the end I was starting to get all  :curse: thinking K-State had lost the game.    I was thinking I was going to have to revise my Gubners Cup post and I started to get worried that we were wrongfully holding the trophy hostage in our trophy case.