Dear students:

[Cartierfor3]

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

[detch23]

It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me. 

i will be in section 8

I'll be the extremely purging one in row 15. If you are higher up you should pm me to warn me of security headed my way.

[autryn2]

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

That hurts... I'm a stepfather that has raised a son from age 5.... I'm currently helping to pay his college tuition....

[BIG APPLE CAT]

I'm shooting for "blackout rage" but I will accept uncontrollable trembling due to rage

[detch23]

It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me. 

If a student holds up a sign that reads AU = Dingleberry and it gets on tv...I will send them a check for 100 dollars. 

Purge it up tonight students.

It's amazing how close to home that one hits...

http://www.angieslist.com/companylist/us/ga/columbus/dingleberry%27s-pet-waste-removal-reviews-7355381.htm

My favorite.

"The fact is we pick up dog poop from residential and commercial properties, and any pet friendly areas. We are licensed and insured and offer the best profession pooper scooper services at the most reasonable prices."

 

I picture a creeper van painted light green with rust spots along the rear wheel wells, with a cleverly painted squatting dog just above them. Like a run down Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo. Then out steps a heavy set women whom hasn't shaved in several days wearing a ghost busters outfit.

[Asteriskhead]

Okay.

[wabash909]

Let the purge begin.

[Tobias]

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

QUIT STARING AT MY rough ridin' FRESCA, AUBURN!

[Dugout DickStone]

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

That hurts... I'm a stepfather that has raised a son from age 5.... I'm currently helping to pay his college tuition....

It's very big of you to raise another man's offspring.  Lots of guys can't be duped into paying for the man who had sex with their wife first's progeny.

[autryn2]

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

That hurts... I'm a stepfather that has raised a son from age 5.... I'm currently helping to pay his college tuition....

It's very big of you to raise another man's offspring.  Lots of guys can't be duped into paying for the man who had sex with their wife first's progeny.

Well:

1- I love him (as a father)
2- I love his mom (my wife)
3- She didn't know me and was married to the other guy when she had him...
4-The 'genetic' father is now deceased...
5-He needs a dad

Obvious even for a back woods, ignorant, poor, southern, smelly racist... 

[I_have_purplewood]

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

That hurts... I'm a stepfather that has raised a son from age 5.... I'm currently helping to pay his college tuition....

It's very big of you to raise another man's offspring.  Lots of guys can't be duped into paying for the man who had sex with their wife first's progeny.

Well:

1- I love him (as a father)
2- I love his mom (my wife)
3- She didn't know me and was married to the other guy when she had him...
4-The 'genetic' father is now deceased...
5-He needs a dad

Obvious even for a back woods, ignorant, poor, southern, smelly racist... 

I think this is very commendable, truly.  I hope you only get hit with a triple a battery.  Just kidding!!  We're not Nebraska..

[OK_Cat]

Congrats on the sloppy seconds tho

[kslim]

Pretend Auburn is your stepfather, and there are no rules. Auburn is that girl or guy who didn't return your text. Auburn is everyone who ever cut you off in traffic.

Bottle up that rage and anger. Then release it.

That hurts... I'm a stepfather that has raised a son from age 5.... I'm currently helping to pay his college tuition....

It's very big of you to raise another man's offspring.  Lots of guys can't be duped into paying for the man who had sex with their wife first's progeny.

Well:

1- I love him (as a father)
2- I love his mom (my wife)
3- She didn't know me and was married to the other guy when she had him...
4-The 'genetic' father is now deceased...
5-He needs a dad

Obvious even for a back woods, ignorant, poor, southern, smelly racist... 

is your name zed? You sound like a zed would sound

[KSUblumpkin]

Good for you tryn.  My parents died when I was young and was adopted by family friends.  It is nice to know good people are out there like yourself doing the right thing.

Auburn can still eat a dingleberry on the field, but great job out of you.

[KSUblumpkin]

Congrats on the sloppy seconds tho

I laughed harder than I probably should have.  You know the kid's dad probably wrecked that V too.

[slobber]

Good for you tryn.  My parents died when I was young and was adopted by family friends.  It is nice to know good people are out there like yourself doing the right thing.

Auburn can still eat a dingleberry on the field, but great job out of you.

YES. It can be both. Good job blumpzy.

[Cartierfor3]

I only meant mean stepfathers. Not the nice ones

[autryn2]

Congrats on the sloppy seconds tho

I laughed harder than I probably should have.  You know the kid's dad probably wrecked that V too.

Every bought a used car...???

Also, the average baby head is much larger than the average schlong...
She had been divorced 4 years when we met... pretty sure she had healed up by then...  Besides, I needed a little more leg room anyway.... was, and is still pretty snug....

[XocolateThundarr]

Congrats on the sloppy seconds tho

I laughed harder than I probably should have.  You know the kid's dad probably wrecked that V too.

Every bought a used car...???

Also, the average baby head is much larger than the average schlong...
She had been divorced 4 years when we met... pretty sure she had healed up by then...  Besides, I needed a little more leg room anyway.... was, and is still pretty snug....

#fanningbrag

[BEFR]

My old man was telling me how after a rare K-State win he "and some 'new friends' took down the goalposts and marched them around Aggieville."

I want to carry goalposts around Aggieville.

can confirm 

[Spracne]

Congrats on the sloppy seconds tho

I laughed harder than I probably should have.  You know the kid's dad probably wrecked that V too.

Every bought a used car...???

Also, the average baby head is much larger than the average schlong...
She had been divorced 4 years when we met... pretty sure she had healed up by then...  Besides, I needed a little more leg room anyway.... was, and is still pretty snug....

So, footing is a thing now? 

[KSUblumpkin]

Congrats on the sloppy seconds tho

I laughed harder than I probably should have.  You know the kid's dad probably wrecked that V too.

Every bought a used car...???

Also, the average baby head is much larger than the average schlong...
She had been divorced 4 years when we met... pretty sure she had healed up by then...  Besides, I needed a little more leg room anyway.... was, and is still pretty snug....

Never bought a used car...I'm not one of them poors 

Leg room is nice, but hearing an echo is for the dolphins...sheesh. 

[nicname]

where is that gif of scottwildcat #LFG

[The Big Train]

thats a really slow moving gif

[KSUblumpkin]

I think this thread is beating around the bush.  Tonight we need to see these things:

1) Nudity (tastefully crafted)
2) Death of stuffed animals (preferably eagles)
3) Pak'd fans doing pak'd things
4) Middle Fingers
5) Half chubs after KSU TDs
6) Sexual Innuendos on signs and verbally
7) Fist Pumps

and a steady dose of this 

Prepare your cornholes Auburn fans because these fists are going in elbow deep.

We are America's team so we have to represent the American way (meat, booze and boners).

Love,

Blumperz

PS. Wish I could be there.