Author Topic: Dear students: (Read 10036 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** September 17, 2014, 10:58:05 PM »

Dear students and young alumni-

There are zero consequences for whatever type of hell and mayhem you unleash tomorrow night. It is upon you to get as pak'd as possible and bring the type of anger and aggression that is reserved for horror movies. There is no one judging you except your peers who will also exude hostility from every pore. It is your duty to bleed fury and noise at every moment. Let the devil that lives down deep in your gut have a night out on the town and make sure he is as drunk as he is angry.

#lfg

nicname · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:11:16 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:25:03 PM »

OMG!

Mixed-Nutz · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:26:01 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:28:45 PM »

#LFG!!!!

Bloodfart · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:30:57 PM »

Just go balls out I guess, and orgies might be in order. Just putting that out ther.

Benja · « **Reply #6 on:** September 18, 2014, 12:31:36 AM »

Yep. Let out some rage. Weird, deep seeded rage. I want the nation to come to the conclusion most of our student body is composed of psychopaths.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #7 on:** September 18, 2014, 12:33:20 AM »

I have some cash set aside strictly meant to bail Winters out of jail tomorrow night.

Tobias · « **Reply #8 on:** September 18, 2014, 12:43:05 AM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on September 18, 2014, 12:33:20 AM

I have some cash set aside strictly meant to bail Winters out of jail tomorrow night.

i'll take the over

1863 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 18, 2014, 12:44:33 AM »

My old man was telling me how after a rare K-State win he "and some 'new friends' took down the goalposts and marched them around Aggieville."

I want to carry goalposts around Aggieville.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #10 on:** September 18, 2014, 01:24:17 AM »

You will 63, you will.

wabash909 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 18, 2014, 04:53:36 AM »

What we're talking about here is a purge.

puniraptor · « **Reply #12 on:** September 18, 2014, 07:38:32 AM »

I want to apologize in advance to all the section 19 moms I will accidentally elbow in the skull while dishing out bone crushing Double High Fives

Winters · « **Reply #13 on:** September 18, 2014, 07:45:36 AM »

CATS! CATS! CATS!

sak · « **Reply #14 on:** September 18, 2014, 07:53:35 AM »

will the kids wearing purple be loud when they fall behind 14 late in the first quarter?

will they be loud in the 4th quarter as they are streaming towards the exit while auburn celebrates another win?

slobber · « **Reply #15 on:** September 18, 2014, 07:55:50 AM »

Tonight, the amount of double high fives needs to send actual shock waves across the country.

Gonna win 'em all!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:03:38 AM »

Quote from: wabash909 on September 18, 2014, 04:53:36 AM

What we're talking about here is a purge.

I'm good with that. Sprinkle in some orgy

Institutional Control · « **Reply #17 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:05:35 AM »

detch23 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:18:13 AM »

It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #19 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:28:56 AM »

Quote from: detch23 on September 18, 2014, 08:18:13 AM

It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me.

If a student holds up a sign that reads AU = Dingleberry and it gets on tv...I will send them a check for 100 dollars.

Purge it up tonight students.

autryn2 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:32:59 AM »

Quote from: detch23 on September 18, 2014, 08:18:13 AM

It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me.

The Auburn faithful will be gracious, engaging, and polite.... AND if you are man enough to stay till the final tick of the clock, you will be treated to an experiance that is frankly too good for most of you:

Hearing our fan base cheer:

It's GREAT... to be.. an AUBURN TIGER!!!!... over and over and over again...

We comin...

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #21 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:40:39 AM »

tryn that's freaking awesome bro, but sorry, looks like its purge night.

detch23 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:47:04 AM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on September 18, 2014, 08:28:56 AM

Quote from: detch23 on September 18, 2014, 08:18:13 AM
It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me.

If a student holds up a sign that reads AU = Dingleberry and it gets on tv...I will send them a check for 100 dollars.

Purge it up tonight students.

It's amazing how close to home that one hits...

http://www.angieslist.com/companylist/us/ga/columbus/dingleberry%27s-pet-waste-removal-reviews-7355381.htm

My favorite.

"The fact is we pick up dog poop from residential and commercial properties, and any pet friendly areas. We are licensed and insured and offer the best profession pooper scooper services at the most reasonable prices."

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #23 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:55:47 AM »

Quote from: detch23 on September 18, 2014, 08:47:04 AM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on September 18, 2014, 08:28:56 AM
Quote from: detch23 on September 18, 2014, 08:18:13 AM
It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me.

If a student holds up a sign that reads AU = Dingleberry and it gets on tv...I will send them a check for 100 dollars.

Purge it up tonight students.

It's amazing how close to home that one hits...

http://www.angieslist.com/companylist/us/ga/columbus/dingleberry%27s-pet-waste-removal-reviews-7355381.htm

My favorite.

"The fact is we pick up dog poop from residential and commercial properties, and any pet friendly areas. We are licensed and insured and offer the best profession pooper scooper services at the most reasonable prices."

kslim · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2014, 08:58:45 AM »

Quote from: detch23 on September 18, 2014, 08:18:13 AM

It should be required for all of section 8 to wear ear muffs today for all of the eff ya's I'm going to be dropping. I'm going in with the understanding that I may be asked to leave, Sundance will pick up the zeal for me.

i will be in section 8