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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2012, 08:59:42 PM »
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
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I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2012, 09:07:22 PM »
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
:lol:
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2012, 09:14:10 PM »
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
:lol:
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2012, 09:36:37 PM »
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
:lol:
This quote is too long.
This quote isn't too long enough.

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2012, 10:52:52 PM »
My nervous shits look like a powercat, kinda smell like ksu fans too. I must have ate something bad, maybe caught something from a KSU hooker.

Pretty sure you have AIDS. :ohno:

Probably from my mother, that the hooker.

Judging by your symptoms, sounds like a case of congenital AIDS.  You never had a chance.

My mom rooted for the mildcats once, must have gotten it then.
You sexed up your mom?  :eek:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Frankenklein, don't laugh at this pervert, cause in my book he's a genuine mother rough rider.  :fatty:

You guys make no sense.
I guess when you sex up your mom a lot of things don't make sense to you.  :lol:
Reading comprehension isn't taught to you at k-state community college is it?
tap out, noted.
Like your tapout at gobig12.net?
I'm so in your head now  :lol:
Nah, just funny you act like you don't know what I'm talking about  :excited:
:lol:
This quote is too long.
This quote isn't too long enough.
Could be true.
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2012, 12:31:56 AM »
Well now we know what happens when people do that

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #56 on: October 26, 2012, 08:15:02 AM »
Have them big time.  :ohno:
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #57 on: October 26, 2012, 09:39:07 AM »
Had them this morning but they seem to have calmed since I began watching the 03 Dr. Pepper game this morning at work.
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #58 on: October 26, 2012, 09:39:49 AM »
I guess I am more nervous than I thought I was. I just crapped my pants.

Dang.

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #59 on: October 26, 2012, 09:49:10 AM »
I'll get them tomorrow morning pretty badly
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #60 on: October 26, 2012, 09:55:53 AM »
Poor bastards at work today...apparently the stalls were full, 2 guys waiting in the hall doing their "hold it in dance".  I saunter by and say "Damn...that sucks".  Turned the corner then made a pinched ass bee-line to my office where my private commode awaited me.

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #61 on: October 26, 2012, 09:59:02 AM »
We prob need to discuss nervous shits mitigation techniques for later on this season when things get really real.  Types of food to avoid, adult sized diapers, things of this nature.

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #62 on: October 26, 2012, 10:23:48 AM »
We prob need to discuss nervous shits mitigation techniques for later on this season when things get really real.  Types of food to avoid, adult sized diapers, things of this nature.

beer and sex (preferably with another person).

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #63 on: October 26, 2012, 11:07:46 AM »
Just the thought of effing traitor Kennard celebrating after a TD :bs: :flush:
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« Reply #64 on: October 26, 2012, 11:27:20 AM »
I've reached a new level in chafing. If we win tomorrow, I will drunkenly stumble into Costco and stock up on wet wipes and immodium. Never been so blessed to have perma-shats.

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« Reply #65 on: October 26, 2012, 05:08:52 PM »
I've reached a new level in chafing. If we win tomorrow, I will drunkenly stumble into Costco and stock up on wet wipes and immodium. Never been so blessed to have perma-shats.

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #67 on: October 26, 2012, 05:32:25 PM »


 :runaway:   :lol: :runaway:

I could have gone a life time without seeing that. Also, why do all the quotes say OKcat and not OKclone?
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« Reply #68 on: October 26, 2012, 09:15:53 PM »


 :runaway:   :lol: :runaway:

I could have gone a life time without seeing that. Also, why do all the quotes say OKcat and not OKclone?
It was before his makeover.

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« Reply #69 on: October 26, 2012, 09:30:57 PM »


 :runaway:   :lol: :runaway:

I could have gone a life time without seeing that. Also, why do all the quotes say OKcat and not OKclone?
It was before his makeover.

Did not know was same.

I remember thinking holy eff lotta OK___ up in this piece all of a sudden. Turn out it wouldn't.

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« Reply #70 on: October 27, 2012, 08:44:16 AM »
Golly-darn'it. Watching that gal poop her pants in the pool brought on a mudslide for me just now. You nogoodniks need to be more careful with your postings.  :curse:

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Nervous Shits
« Reply #71 on: October 27, 2012, 09:18:40 AM »
I may have to watch all if Gameday from the toilet. This is bad.
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #72 on: October 29, 2012, 10:14:40 PM »
My body just had some weird nervous breakdown when thinking of the KSU cats in Miami. This is going to be a long month for me...
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« Reply #73 on: October 29, 2012, 11:34:39 PM »
My body just had some weird nervous breakdown when thinking of the KSU cats in Miami. This is going to be a long month for me...

I have been an absolute wreck the past 2 days.

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« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2012, 12:35:39 AM »
I had my first national title nightmare last night. Bama scored in the last four minutes to win 64-63. Wtf?